Mole 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 If it makes you feel any better, my penis is 2 inches. TMI post of the year. Looks like you won't be able to ogle the jail-bait we have around here anymore Mole, after THAT confession, you've lost your privelages. Hand in your card please. It's called sarcasm, I have a box full of it in my room, do you want some? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry Blossom Viscount 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 Suuuuuuure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 Are you saying "suuuuure" to the sarcasm, or of the box? Cause I swear, I don't need any more sarcasm tonight... I've had my fair share... alright* *completing the rhyme* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry Blossom Viscount 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 I believe he wasn't being sarcastic about his "fun size" schlong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 Well, you know what they say, it's not about how big it is, it's how much money you have to afford the operation to extend it... or if you're scared of the knife, how much money you have to buy a really expensive car as to compensate... **Edited for extra hilarity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 No it isn't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean that counts. It does take a long time to get to England in a row boat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 Yes, and you can always pay hookers not to laugh and pretend that you're actually penetrating. I really gotta stop posting here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 Wow, did you think of that on your own? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 You betcha *points to noggin* So Smart So Smart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 I have nothing else to add to this topic, we are done here RRR, you may go back to your Firefly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DR PHIL Report post Posted January 19, 2004 QUOTE (MoleSlayer @ Jan 19 2004, 12:41 AM) If it makes you feel any better, my penis is 2 inches. *Flushes thread down toilet* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 WHY IS THERE A PERIOD AFTER "PRO??" ARRRRRRRGHH!!!!!! Things that bug me also: 1) Big lower-case font in the sig. Makes it read like a five year old trying to yell, and when curse words are involved, it's like a little kid saying them. "Bitch! Teehee!" 2) You take issue every time anyone says the slightest thing negative about you and want to know why. 3) Michael Myers + Zodiac "catchphrase" =/= anything coherent. 4) We know you posted, there's no need to say "sincerely, Downhome" in your sig. 5) Not really something you can help, but looking like Dr. Phil's child molesting twin brother is disconcerting. The molester part is just a vibe I get. 6) We've covered the period after "Pro." 7) You're a conservative. This is just a reason that I in particular don't like you. 8) Anytime you "flame" someone it reads like a teenager who watches too much wrestling and turns into a promo of sorts. Not even a good one. The use of the F-bomb is also consistently poor. 9) You live in the same state as me. You do have redeeming factors though. Your optimism about the WWE product is much akin to my own, I just don't post in the folder as much as you do. You aren't very confrontational either, preferring to agree to disagree more often than not. That's good. Your posts are usually of a good length as well, and have substance to them. I think the period (or, for you non-North American folks out there, fullstop) is what bugs me the absolute most. I don't know why it does, it just drives me up the wall. Perhaps it's because I read it like a period and actually stop the mental reading of the phrase as if it were written as such and I were reciting it. Maybe it's because I never see ANYONE ELSE do it. But you seriously seem to be a very knowledgable person and a quality poster. There are just things you do/say that bug me thanks to my various neuroses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 Aside from my cousin The Bad Guy, and others like ljsexay, Coffey, etc. that I have known for years from other places, Downhome has always been my favorite poster here. I can relate to him. He's optimistic about wrestling and loves the WWE product like I do, which is a rarity around here. He also hooks us up with sweet video game sales and loves the Dreamcast like I do. I feel like I know him even though I've never spoken to him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 My God. For the good of Kotz's sanity, should I stop with the period after Pro? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 Trust me, my sanity was shot long ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 Trust me, my sanity was shot long ago. You know, I don't doubt that one at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 What can I say, I'm BIZAAAAAAAAAAAARE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 Not really something you can help, but looking like Dr. Phil's child molesting twin brother is disconcerting. Good one, Elvis Costello "Everyday I write the book..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 19, 2004 Notes an irony: FBP can stand for Formely Banned Poster and FBP IS a banned Poster. Best Buy brings teh funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted January 19, 2004 No it isn't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean that counts. It does take a long time to get to England in a row boat. Yes, and you can always pay hookers not to laugh and pretend that you're actually penetrating. Wow, did you think of that on your own? Anyone else notice the glaring irony here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2004 Yes I do, and I am ignoring it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2004 Yes I do Liar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2004 I certainly don't see the irony. (stares and waits for it to turn 3-D) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2004 Yes I do Liar. Atleast I think I do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted January 20, 2004 He just annoys me. That's reason enough. Oh, and he hates niggers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2004 Oh, and he hates niggers. So do you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted January 20, 2004 Oh, and he hates niggers. So do you Yep. You caught me with the KKK hood on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2004 Oh, and he hates niggers. So do you Yep. You caught me with the KKK hood on. Do you wear it backwards or off to the side? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted January 20, 2004 I'm a off to the side sort of nigger-hater. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 20, 2004 flyboy you keep talking like that and your mom will wash your mouth out with soap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
