What "board feud" would you like to see?

[Guest Anglesault]

One of the more interesting aspects of this board over the last two years has been the "feuds" (for lack of a better term) between two or more posters (usually established) over pety, pointless shit. Most find it entertaining, some whine a lot about it because it bothers them for some reason or another.

 

For those of you who enjoy the feuds, what two posters would you like to see go out it (in HD, of course.)?

[Guest Krazy Karter]

CWM vs. Dr. Phil

 

Make it happen.

[Mole 0]

FrigidSoul vs Banky

[Downhome 0]

ABOBO vs. Whiskers

 

If that can't happen, then I'll settle for RRR vs. Banky.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Banky vs. Dames

[Guest Anglesault]

Banky vs. Dames

I like that.

 

And BTW, who wil be the heel and face in these feuds?

[DerangedHermit 0]

Banky vs. Dames

I like that.

 

And BTW, who wil be the heel and face in these feuds?

Banky = HHH (I-uh saved the board-uh!)

Dames = HBK

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Malibu vs. Kotzenjunge in a Dance Off

[DerangedHermit 0]

Eagan vs. Johnso.....oh wait, you said "board feud."

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

ME vs. you, AS. I'm sick and tired of us sharing the same crowd. It's MY crowd DAMMIT! I made that crowd! I carried YOU, AS, back before you got injured, I carried all the work load, I was the one who took all the shots and now that I'm successful and you're not, you're jealous of my success!

 

*AS tries to say something*

 

Ah that's bull*beep* 'Sault! Let's get down to what really is going on between us... This may sound a lil out of character for me to say, but I'll say it anyways... you 'sault, at the top of your game sault, I'd say you were the best... and I've seen em all, in one way or another, either reading them live, reading transcripts, or on the board in a post with them, I've seen em all, and I'd put you *stops and thinks for a second as not to alienate Lord of the Curry* around the top... but I'm better than you 'sault and you can't stand that! So come OAO Royal Rumble thread time AS, last man standing match, we'll see who the better man is! And who really owns THE CROWD!

[DerangedHermit 0]

Fan in crowd: "Get to the point!"

[Guest Anglesault]

::Super Kicks Deranged Hermit::

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

*Stares down AS*

 

*Tries to go nose-to-nose but something is in the way*

 

*Looks down*

 

*Tries to suck-in gut*

 

*Can't*

[DerangedHermit 0]

::Super Kicks Deranged Hermit::

*SuperSafePedigrees AS*

[Guest Anglesault]

::doesn't sell::

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

If that can't happen, then I'll settle for RRR vs. Banky.

 

You know, I'd love to and I think we'd do good business together, but I don't think this board can afford either of our services, and the politics and egos involved... the finish would be so contrived that the readers would log off with this empty feeling in their stomachs... I'd say Banky and CWM in a tag match together against some jobber-posters; they're ratings for some reason and at the very least, the jobbers would get a rub... but that's my suggestion; I'm not the booker here.

[CanadianChick 0]

Board feuds are fun. I haven't really had one, but back in the day, I *always* disagreed with AS. Those were the days....

[Guest Anglesault]

say Banky and CWM in a tag match together against some jobber-posters;

Even better.

 

me and You vs. banky and cwm!

 

RATINGS~!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Oh please, everybody knows CWM would have to do the job

[Guest Anglesault]

Board feuds are fun. I haven't really had one, but back in the day, I *always* disagreed with AS. Those were the days....

Unfortuanately, no one cared.

[CanadianChick 0]

Board feuds are fun. I haven't really had one, but back in the day, I *always* disagreed with AS. Those were the days....

Unfortuanately, no one cared.

True enough. But I had to defend Edge, ya know?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I'd maybe participate in some Survivor Series type format where I'd accidently get eliminated when you call me a Bitter Whore and I reply with Pot-Kettle-Black and get DQ'd for a lame reply... I'd feel better getting eliminted by you than, say, CanadianChick, who fucking STOLE the Benoit/Guerrero Vengeance 03 scenario and had me eating crow - oh, I don't forget CC!! I ain't jobbin to you ever again!!

[Guest Anglesault]

I'd feel better getting eliminted by you than, say, CanadianChick, who fucking STOLE the Benoit/Guerrero Vengeance 03 scenario and had me eating crow - oh, I don't forget CC!! I ain't jobbin to you ever again!!

::Appiles the Tazzmission on Chick and signals for RRR to hit her with the frog splash. JR screams about how AS is sacrificing his body for RRR' revenge::

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

*Yells something about us showing her the meaning of a real "double team"*

 

*Police show up immediately and arrest AS and RRR*

 

*Holds up middle finger through cuffs*

 

Dames: You're out of control!

 

AS: You DAMN RIGHT!

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

Anymore "moves" expressed in this thread and we might have another e-fed on our hands.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I believe me and RRR would be a devestating booking team. I mean combined we made it so Steve Urkel could legitimately come into the WWE. RRR carried a good portion of it but I was there for the needed high spots when he needed a breather.

[CanadianChick 0]

I'd maybe participate in some Survivor Series type format where I'd accidently get eliminated when you call me a Bitter Whore and I reply with Pot-Kettle-Black and get DQ'd for a lame reply... I'd feel better getting eliminted by you than, say, CanadianChick, who fucking STOLE the Benoit/Guerrero Vengeance 03 scenario and had me eating crow - oh, I don't forget CC!! I ain't jobbin to you ever again!!

Whoa, you have a good memory. Don't worry, I showed up everyone, not just you. Don't feel bad; everyone else looked bad too!

[Downhome 0]

How about you CC vs. Yuna?

 

Kick her ass.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

say Banky and CWM in a tag match together against some jobber-posters;

Even better.

 

me and You vs. banky and cwm!

 

RATINGS~!

I'd leave cwm for torture. I don't need him or hsi shit. I'll take any of y'all on. Feud fued fued

[CanadianChick 0]

How about you CC vs. Yuna?

 

Kick her ass.

Come on now. That's just mean. It's like Brock Lesner vs. Shannon Moore. I'll give you a wild guess who's who.