Mole: The Bandwagon jumper

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

And who the hell are you anyway? Just like CWM, all you do is post in Hardcore. What was your name before JSYK? ISuckUpToCWMCuzIWantHisPenis

 

Ha. that's funny. infering that JSYK wants to have gay sex with me. I now know why Mole is known as a Bastion of Wit on the Internet.

 

What's more amusing is the way he always sucked up to me when we were in the same chat rooms or whatever until I came out and said I didn't like him.

 

Mole: omg that mean nasty man doesn't like me. I know I'll make a bad gay joke that'll make him like me!

[Zack Malibu 0]

You realize that if you diss Buffy in response to this, CWM, that you'll have a slew of problems on your hands.

 

Dem Buffy fans are a mean bunch, fo' sho.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I'd give him credit and say that he was possibly referencing that period of time where I was your protege, but really, I doubt it.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Early episodes of the Angel series aside all of the Buffy shit sucks. Only the movie was good. Sarah Michelle Gellar is famous for being a fairly attractive blonde and her husband is a major tool.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

You realize that if you diss Buffy in response to this, CWM, that you'll have a slew of problems on your hands.

 

Dem Buffy fans are a mean bunch, fo' sho.

don't get me wrong. I have no beef with Buffy. I enjoyed the series.

 

 

But Mole is a moron. I don't think I've ever talked to anyone who has had anything nice to say about him. then again everyone probably tell me what I want to hear eh Mole?

 

I love how he said I've never contributed anything and then says it's impossible to contribute anything to a messageboard. how does that make sense?

 

and not to sound like I care but lets list some of my "achievements"

 

TWO threads in classics folder. Another thread where I was the main contrributer (establishment) as well.

 

Founder of the popular EFED, the OAOAST.

 

Mod at WDI, UGS, and formerly Rant's forum, and in the OAOAST for awhile.

 

The person voted as the first TSM hall of famer.

 

Guy who was involved in Sweet Cheerie, ddt, d12 board invasions.

 

first poster to create a successful alterego (TMO).

 

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none of that crap MEANS anything. but that's stuff I've done. I'll let my minions do my fighting for me since they all want the chance to earn my approval eh mole?

 

 

god it's so easy to piss people off. i like switching roles with Banky.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Hey CWM, I'm eager to see your contribution to Zack Malibu: The Movie. Don't make me look too bad, eh?

 

For what I'm talking about, go to General Chat. I'm not shitting you on this.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Early episodes of the Angel series aside all of the Buffy shit sucks. Only the movie was good. Sarah Michelle Gellar is famous for being a fairly attractive blonde and her husband is a major tool.

Burn.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

and not to sound like I care but lets list some of my "achievements"

 

TWO threads in classics folder. Another thread where I was the main contrributer (establishment) as well.

 

Founder of the popular EFED, the OAOAST.

 

Mod at WDI, UGS, and formerly Rant's forum, and in the OAOAST for awhile.

 

The person voted as the first TSM hall of famer.

 

Guy who was involved in Sweet Cheerie, ddt, d12 board invasions.

 

first poster to create a successful alterego (TMO).

Just "internet accomplishments" is far worse than anything Mole has ever done. In fact, I am embarrassed that you have posted this shit. Honestly (and no this isn't part of this little work that you're telling everyone about) get a FUCKING grip of reality. Honestly, when I didn't think you could get any more fucking ridiculous, you start spouting off this shit. You honestly oughta be ashamed of yourself. Is it hard just to be normal? Is it? Internet accomplishments? Internet message board awards? I'd rather watch a donkey scat then witness anymore of this internet bravado bullshit of yours.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

and Banky lets us all in on his Donkey Scat video fetish

[Mole 0]

Hehe, this is funny.

 

I'm soooo sorry, CWM, I was wrong. You have done so much for the internet, I couldn't have been anymore wrong about that.

 

Did you invent the internet too?

 

Call me when you save a puppy.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

This is the worst feud ever.

[Mole 0]

I didn't start it, blaim the Courtney hater.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I didn't start it, blaim the Courtney hater.

You have a point. But just ignore him. It will make you the better person. CWM should have shown better judgment than to start this.

[Mole 0]

I just think it is funny.

[Mole 0]

And what happened to the avatar of CWM making Mole his bitch?

 

It was also funny.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

And what happened to the avatar of CWM making Mole his bitch?

 

It was also funny.

I'm sure Dames woulda gotten mad, and that shit is Squirtle's thang, not mine.

[Mole 0]

Oh, true that is Squirtle's thing.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I like how banky didn't include the part where I said none of it MEANT anything.

 

I don't care. am I PROUD that I did theses things? actually...yeah. I am a little proud of some of them.

 

The Gnome stuff and TMO thing I am somewhat proud of. why? because it made people laugh. and not in a meanspirited "Ha you made that guy look reallybad way" either. I made people enjoy themselves just a little bit more on this board.

 

And the OAOAST? I'm pretty proud of that. It was just some ghey little in-joke on Tony149 and Anglesault. and it turned into this huge fucking efed. I have almost nothing to do with it now but alot of people sure seem to enjoy it so I'm proud of getting the ball rolling so to speak.

 

and the board invasions were fun, so i'm sorta proud of those too. Because everyone (other than the invadees.) had a hell of alot of fun.

 

Am I proud of everything I've done? no. Winning the hall of fame thing meant nothing since the only people who voted for the most part were all friends of mine.

 

and I've done alot of pointless stuff like working the board with Banky. Obviouslt it was a part work. Banky and I do have a bnch of issues though. He thinks I take things here too seriously (which I do), and I think he's a hyppocrite alot of the time (which he is).

 

I'm sure Banky's convinced that by posting a list of "Internet achievements" i've proven that I need to get a life. I do need to get a life. I readily admit that.

 

I gotta say though anyone who calls anyone here pathetic is just wasting their time. We're ALL pathetic. we post on a fucking messageboard for PRO WRESTLING. We waste time with silly poster feuds because we're unhappy with out lives, or because we're bored, or because of any number of reasons.

 

I can;t even keep track of who's who anymore. Everyone has a gimmick or a troll account. I wish I had never made a gimmick account since, sadly alot of people did it because I did. Does anyone really think i'm proud of being popular on the INTERNET!?! If so drop me a line (MYSTERIOUSONETSM on AIM) and meet the real Dave "CWM" Akeroyd. A guy who has alot of time to waste, has a corny sense of humor and spends way too much time talking to weird people with "Piss" or "Malibu" in their names.

[Mole 0]

OAOAST is a big deal, even though I have no part in it.

 

Here you go for doing so well.

 

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

OAOST

you spelled it wrong.

 

 

can't you take the time to get your burns right?

[Mole 0]

Stop changing my posts.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Stop changing my posts.

lol. clever Mole.

[Mole 0]

Hehe, I'm clever.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Hehe, I'm clever.

in your own "Special Bus" way...yes.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

okay. when I offered to have people AIM me I meant people who I don't OBViously hate.

 

Stevenmst3kfan: hi.

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: uh...hey

Stevenmst3kfan: This is The #1 MST3K Mark from TSM.

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: oh hey man. how's it going?

Stevenmst3kfan: I'm good. I'm good.

Stevenmst3kfan: And you?

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: not bad. a bit tired from work. Hey, did you ever post under a different name?

Stevenmst3kfan: Yeah.

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: what was it?

Stevenmst3kfan: I was Scott Keith's Biggest Fan, and then I was Michael Joel Benoit.

MYSTERIOUSONETSM: i see. now I have to go to the trouble of blocking you. thanks alot.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Ooh, time for more fun on AIM.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Hey, and I thought I was the only one.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

 

Amazing.

 

Make that trophy for me.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I have a major problem with that Pic.

 

Man of the DECADE? Please. It should be CWM: The Man. that's it.

 

We all know I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread.

[Mole 0]

No no, that would be me.