The One And Only Smackdown Thread (01/22/04)

[Guest Anglesault]

And why does Minnesota hate my Yankees?

Because you beat their Twins

And?

 

Somone was bound to it. Might as well get it out of the way early.

[MixxMaster 0]

Lesnar has gone from "Brock Angry, Brock SMASH", to "Smiley Happy Brock", to "Scaredy Brock"...pretty diverse character, wouldn't you say?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

How bad is it that back in the day Barry Horowitz's pop for beating Skip was larger than any pop this match has gotten so far?

[Tawren 0]

I think Cena's about to tap!

[MixxMaster 0]

How bad is it that back in the day Barry Horowitz's pop for beating Skip was larger than any pop this match has gotten so far?

The booking was so much better then, it was scary.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I want a Benoit flying headbutt off the top of the lifeguard chair damnit

[AndrewTS 0]

I hate how so many cool heels become faces, then they really get annoying.

[Mole 0]

I am just jumping in here to say that Heel Tazz = Gold.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

NASTY spinebuster from Rhyno

[AndrewTS 0]

I want a Benoit flying headbutt off the top of the lifeguard chair damnit

I want a Bash at the Beach theme for Summerslam.

[AndrewTS 0]

Bob Holly...trying to put a Full Nelson on Brock, and failing miserably.

[Guest Anglesault]

Wow, a WHOLE EIGHT PEOPLE POPPED FOR HOLLY!

[SinToxic 0]

Brock is sucha cowardly puss that his "you can't see me" was more believable than Cena's.

 

I'm guessing the botching of his monster character will continue until he loses the belt and turns face again. Not that long.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I want a Benoit flying headbutt off the top of the lifeguard chair damnit

I want a Bash at the Beach theme for Summerslam.

so long as it doesn't include commercials where Albert asks somebody to lotion up his back I'm game

[SinToxic 0]

yeah and those 8 were the road agents and refs.

[AndrewTS 0]

yeah and those 8 were the road agents and refs.

Well, it is Minnesota, right?

[MixxMaster 0]

Rhyno was really impressive in that match!

 

I feel that the whole reason so many faces are weak, is that Vince doesn't want to have the Attitude-Era type face. You know, the Serious, still pissed off, Austin-types...

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Looks like they're running the Hoss Gauntlet tonight

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Know what's scary? Out of the original 6 involved, 3 had neck problems with Rhyno, Benoit and Big Show(The broken neck from the messed up Nash bomb in WCW)

[MixxMaster 0]

I want a Benoit flying headbutt off the top of the lifeguard chair damnit

I want a Bash at the Beach theme for Summerslam.

so long as it doesn't include commercials where Albert asks somebody to lotion up his back I'm game

Ewww!!!

 

Reminds me of the new Ben Stiller movie, when he's playing Basketball against a Hairy fat fuck, and gets WAY too close.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm sorry, John, but Paul was staring RIGHT AT YOU.

[MixxMaster 0]

LOL Heyman is priceless, I tell ya!

[SinToxic 0]

Cena is doing some louse tackles. Man is as green as his panties.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Big Show drools all over Benoit's scalp like a mangy rottweiler

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Big Show will eliminate himself when Jake the Snake comes in the ring after being eliminated, tossing Damien into...

 

Oh wait, wrong 7 foot plus, 500 pounder.

[Guest Choken One]

Man, they still know how to sell a match though.

[MixxMaster 0]

Cena is doing some louse tackles. Man is as green as his panties.

true. Cena's been nothing but his mic skills. And those aren't even that great. He's done as much that can be done with this kind of gimmick.

[Downhome 0]

I loved that last match, if anyone cares.

[Guest Choken One]

and yet he is more insanely over then Benoit.

 

That's gotta suck.

[Guest Anglesault]

Cena is doing some louse tackles. Man is as green as his panties.

 

::summons translators::

 

I understood "green"