The One And Only Smackdown Thread (01/22/04)

[iliketurtles 0]

How is this match 7 years in the making? They should be promoting it as the final chapter of their long feud...not a match 7 years in the making...that was Summerslam's Street Fight which was more realastically 5 years.

[MixxMaster 0]

Dude, Where's My Car, Species II, Dr. Dolittle 2--man, TV's just crawling with crappy movies lately.

And nothing but remakes and sequels in the theaters...sigh.

[Guest Anglesault]

Wait a minute.

 

Why is Kurt in his ring gear?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I would just like to point out I was right with all my pre-Smackdown predicitions

[Tawren 0]

Wait a minute.

 

Why is Kurt in his ring gear?

Because...he's...wrestling?

[Guest Anglesault]

Wait a minute.

 

Why is Kurt in his ring gear?

Because...he's...wrestling?

Isn't this an Eddy vs. Chavos match?

[SinToxic 0]

Eddie just answered Angle with the shake of his tits. He got mic skills why not let him speak.

[Tawren 0]

Wait a minute.

 

Why is Kurt in his ring gear?

Because...he's...wrestling?

Isn't this an Eddy vs. Chavos match?

Eddy/Angle vs Chavos, I believe.

[Guest Choken One]

Finally, a decent segment with some purpose from those two.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Wait a minute.

 

Why is Kurt in his ring gear?

Because...he's...wrestling?

Isn't this an Eddy vs. Chavos match?

no, its Kurt Angle and Eddy vs Chavo 1 and Chavo 2 match

[MixxMaster 0]

Wait a minute.

 

Why is Kurt in his ring gear?

His sweats are in the laundry?

[AndrewTS 0]

Wait a minute.

 

Why is Kurt in his ring gear?

Because...he's...wrestling?

Isn't this an Eddy vs. Chavos match?

I think it's a tag match with Eddy and Angle vs. Chavo Jr. and Sr.

[Guest Choken One]

Where has Hector been lately?

[MixxMaster 0]

Eddie just answered Angle with the shake of his tits. He got mic skills why not let him speak.

He's using his pecs to help the hearing impaired.

[Guest Anglesault]

AW FUCK.

 

I...DON'T...CARE ABOUT...THIS...FEUD!

 

WHY THE HELL IS KURT STILL INVOLVED IN THIS FAMILY FEUD?

 

Just retire Kurt. You're in the middle of a ridiculous feud that's going no where and they flat out REFUSE to explain why you're involved in it.

[Guest Choken One]

Eddie just answered Angle with the shake of his tits. He got mic skills why not let him speak.

He's using his pecs to help the hearing impaired.

That would have made Speech Classes a hell of a lot more exciting.

[MixxMaster 0]

Where has Hector been lately?

Dancing with Pepe, perhaps?

[AndrewTS 0]

Eddie just answered Angle with the shake of his tits. He got mic skills why not let him speak.

He's using his pecs to help the hearing impaired.

That would have made Speech Classes a hell of a lot more exciting.

What if Chyna was teaching them?

[Guest Anglesault]

Finally, a decent segment with some purpose from those two.

WRONG!

 

There's no logical purpose for Angle to be anywhere near this, so automatically all the segments have no purpose.

[MixxMaster 0]

Eddie just answered Angle with the shake of his tits. He got mic skills why not let him speak.

He's using his pecs to help the hearing impaired.

That would have made Speech Classes a hell of a lot more exciting.

True.

 

Imagine a stuttering pec-sign language interpreter, though...

[Guest Choken One]

Eddie just answered Angle with the shake of his tits. He got mic skills why not let him speak.

He's using his pecs to help the hearing impaired.

That would have made Speech Classes a hell of a lot more exciting.

What if Chyna was teaching them?

Oh God.

 

 

Thank god for Ms. Stephens...

[Downhome 0]

WWE Originals needed The Honky Tonk Man and Konnan.

[MixxMaster 0]

Finally, a decent segment with some purpose from those two.

WRONG!

 

There's no logical purpose for Angle to be anywhere near this, so automatically all the segments have no purpose.

What should they be doing with Angle, though?

[AndrewTS 0]

AW FUCK.

 

I...DON'T...CARE ABOUT...THIS...FEUD!

 

WHY THE HELL IS KURT STILL INVOLVED IN THIS FAMILY FEUD?

 

Just retire Kurt. You're in the middle of a ridiculous feud that's going no where and they flat out REFUSE to explain why you're involved in it.

Of course not, white boy. This is for the Latino demographic I think.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Eddy couldn't give his partner a ride down to the ring? What an asshole

[Guest Choken One]

Finally, a decent segment with some purpose from those two.

WRONG!

 

There's no logical purpose for Angle to be anywhere near this, so automatically all the segments have no purpose.

I'd say that this segment was more along the lines of setting up their thing at Mania as Angle clearly says he's better then Eddy here and because of What Angle says, Eddy captures the title....

[Guest Choken One]

Chavo didn't have another pair of Bandannas?

[Guest Anglesault]

Finally, a decent segment with some purpose from those two.

WRONG!

 

There's no logical purpose for Angle to be anywhere near this, so automatically all the segments have no purpose.

What should they be doing with Angle, though?

Feuding him with HBK in a feud like the Jericho feud last year.

[MixxMaster 0]

Would've loved to have seen Chavo Sr. come down to the ring with his pimp hat on with the ring gear.

[Guest Choken One]

Have they explained the Guerrero Family tree?

 

Where's Hector and the rest?