Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index....nstanceid=60546 Tiny, bearded terrorists from the Middle East are infiltrating the United States -- disguised as garden gnomes. "These guys are typical Al Qaeda operatives," says a top CIA source, "with beards down to their belt buckles and a burning hatred for all things American. "But they are tiny and are being shipped into this country disguised as garden gnomes. A suicide gnome may be small, but he can still strap on a lot of explosives, walk into a crowded mall and . . . BOOM!" The terrorist gnomes are the result of a genetic breeding program that began in the early 1970s, a joint effort of Libya, Iraq and Iran with Chinese medical advisers. It was Iraqi tyrant Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda mastermind Osama Bin Laden who first realized that garden gnomes stood in the front yards of millions of homes in the U.S. "So what better cover for a terrorist than to pose as a harmless gnome until the time comes to strike?" the CIA source asks. "You can pass a garden gnome hundreds of times and never suspect that a human heart beating with hate lies within." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted January 28, 2004 I actually feel dumber for having read this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 *shakes head for reading this fluff and leaves* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 I guess stealing Garden Gnomes is now patriotic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 28, 2004 *reads headline* I can explain. It was my friends car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 is your friend named Muhammad? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 *reads headline* I can explain. It was my friends car. Who said anything about a car? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 28, 2004 *reads headline* I can explain. It was my friends car. Who said anything about a car? oh this isn't abou... nevermind. death to the infidels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 Can I have the past 3 mins of my life back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 MoleSlayer Posted on Jan 28 2004, 03:49 PM Can I have the past 3 mins of my life back? Why? so you can waste them making a dumbass post on another thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 30, 2004 MoleSlayer Posted on Jan 28 2004, 03:49 PM Can I have the past 3 mins of my life back? Why? so you can waste them making a dumbass post on another thread? greatest.post.ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 MoleSlayer Posted on Jan 28 2004, 03:49 PM Can I have the past 3 mins of my life back? Why? so you can waste them making a dumbass post on another thread? greatest.post.ever. Actually, I'd say that post while being funny and good, wasn't truly unique and original. Hence, I'll have to say it is: greatest.only.better.than.above.average.post.ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
