King Cucaracha Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 ***SWF Clusterfuck*** February First…Two Thousand and Four. The veteran collides… …with the newbie… Cue: “Only The Strong” by Flaw “They say...he’s too young...too naive” Landon Maddix vs. Todd Royal, Bible on a Pole…Landon grabs the good book, and wins the T.V Title. “They say…he’s just a ‘junior’” Maddix hitting a modified jawbreaker off the top rope on Aecas, and defeating him. “They say…he doesn’t have the experience.” Maddix winning the European Title from Todd… …and again from Alan Clark. “They say he is the future…” Spike tapping out to the Wrath of Todd from Maddix. …but not the present.” Jacob Helmsley getting put through a table with a backdrop over the ropes by Maddix. “They say…he’s yet to achieve anything of note.” Maddix defeating Alan Clark, and celebrating with his two championship belts. “They say…he doesn’t stand a chance?” A shot of Andrew Blackwell, holding the SWF US Championship aloft in the air… …which is quickly replaced by a smiling one of Landon Maddix. “You know what they also say…” Maddix states with a grin on his face, raising both of his JL Title Belts to camera height. “They say…“miracles can happen”. And hey, who’s more likely to receive a miracle…than a Disciple?” CLUSTERFUCK 2004. ON THIS NIGHT… …MIRACLES CAN HAPPEN!
Guest Goodear Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 I love these new bumpees... they're all PACKED with PEP.
Guest Suicide King Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 And that is precisely why a Jler has a 50% chance to win the Fuck in my opinion, far greater than mere percentages would dictate.
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