Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Thank you for reading! Now some of you may be asking yourselves: Why is Agnes coming back to post again? Well, the answer is simple. It's because I love The SmartMarks, and it hurts me to see it in it's current state. I think I can fix this board's problems. Now, as one of the board's most popular members, I have decided that I will, one at a time, take each and every one of you and PERSONALLY make you all better posters. During which time, I will ask you to study and analyze my posts so that you can all be as good of posters as I am (I know this is a lot to ask). Now, the first lucky poster that I have personally chosen to be my lackey is none other than: CWM! That's right! CWM! Now I do realize that by attaching myself to CWM, my popularity on this board may be dragged down a bit, but I'm willing to sacrafice that for the good of the board. And CWM, not to worry. I know that in time, if you study my posts and do everything I ask of you, you will make a fine apprentice. You're welcome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 30, 2004 fuck off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Rejoice! He has come! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Remember when I owned Agnes when he was trying to make fun of CWM? That was fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Remember when I owned Agnes when he was trying to make fun of CWM? That was fun. Jealous? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Greatest first two posts of a thread EVER~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Remember when I owned Agnes when he was trying to make fun of CWM? That was fun. Jealous? I'd love to be my own bitch, so kinda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 fuck off Don't worry! In due time I'll help clean up your potty mouth and make you a poster with class! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Remember when I owned Agnes when he was trying to make fun of CWM? That was fun. Jealous? I'd love to be my own bitch, so kinda. I was never your "Bitch" Banky. I totally "owned" you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Remember when I owned Agnes when he was trying to make fun of CWM? That was fun. Jealous? I'd love to be my own bitch, so kinda. I was never your "Bitch" Banky. I totally "owned" you. Man, you were getting an air-tight from everyone in that disgrace of a thread towards CWM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Remember when I owned Agnes when he was trying to make fun of CWM? That was fun. Jealous? I'd love to be my own bitch, so kinda. I was never your "Bitch" Banky. I totally "owned" you. Man, you were getting an air-tight from everyone in that disgrace of a thread towards CWM. They were all just jealous of my superior internet wrestling message board posting skills. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Funny how the majority of the topics in this folder are about how awful this board is or how insert-poster-here is going to save the board. Boring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Funny how the majority of the topics in this folder are about how awful this board is or how insert-poster-here is going to save the board. Boring. But this topic combined both of those ideas. Therefore, it is good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Nope. Still boring. You lose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Nope. Still boring. You lose. Puh-leeze. Don't even go there girlfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Nope. Still boring. You lose. Talk to the hand! I've seen more attractive people at a Dungeons and Dragons summit! ...not that I've ever been to one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 I'm the shizznat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Funny how the majority of the topics in this folder are about how awful this board is or how insert-poster-here is going to save the board. Boring. Coming from a 16 year old Edge fan, I hardly take your words as an insult. Go read your teenie-bopper magazines, child. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted January 30, 2004 The internet is gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 *grabs carton of milk, swigs it, burps, puts milk back in fridge, scratches ass* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Jesus, this is the third time Agnes has "come back" in the last month. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Jesus, this is the third time Agnes has "come back" in the last month. Don't make me come back again to start flaming your ass all OVER the hardcore discussion folder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Jesus, this is the third time Agnes has "come back" in the last month. Don't make me come back again to start flaming your ass all OVER the hardcore discussion folder. Please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Funny how the majority of the topics in this folder are about how awful this board is or how insert-poster-here is going to save the board. Boring. Coming from a 16 year old Edge fan, I hardly take your words as an insult. Go read your teenie-bopper magazines, child. Oh, I've been TOLD~! Please, if the best you can come up with is just a stereotype for a teen girl, it's time to stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Funny how the majority of the topics in this folder are about how awful this board is or how insert-poster-here is going to save the board. Boring. Coming from a 16 year old Edge fan, I hardly take your words as an insult. Go read your teenie-bopper magazines, child. Oh, I've been TOLD~! Please, if the best you can come up with is just a stereotype for a teen girl, it's time to stop. I remember when that was my gimmick. Kotz got it twice, as did Jubuki, and pinjockey. Good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Man, I remember when I got double-TOLD~ and couldn't walk for a week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Man, I remember when I got double-TOLD~ and couldn't walk for a week. Remember that time you were accused of date rape? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted December 27, 2008 Fuck you Agnes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2008 Thanks, Vanhalen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
