THE ONE AND ONLY SMACKDOWN! THREAD!

[SamoaRowe 0]

Towelie should be the new GM.

I can just see Towelie wandering around the locker rooms humming the tune to "Funky Town" and asking guys if they wanna get high.

 

It'd be better on RAW though just so he and RVD could interact. Might make for some of the funniest TV since the last Cheech and Chong movie.

If only CM Punk could come to Raw to feud with Towelie and RVD... would be sure-fire ratings!

[Guest Besus]

Dawn Marie is ugly. she looks like,she looks uh,someone help me out here.

[SamoaRowe 0]

Dawn Marie is ugly. she looks like,she looks uh,someone help me out here.

She beats the hell out of Torrie Wilson and pretty much all the other Smackdown women.

[SamoaRowe 0]

Gawd, they are having a commercial between this match? Are any casual fans going to think "Gotta sit through this commercial to see what happens?!?"

 

 

Hope the match ends during the break

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Now THIS is how commercial breaks SHOULD be used...during boring and dull matches.

 

Except that the first commercial was for "You Got Served"...

[Guest FrigidSoul]

This has bored me to the point of where I'm going to sleep. Just because titles are involved in the matches doesn't mean the matches automatically matter at all.

[chaosrage 0]

Dawn Marie is ugly. she looks like,she looks uh,someone help me out here.

Um hot? Someone ban this fool.

[SamoaRowe 0]

The Astronaut's Wife looks like it should be good but I've heard so many bad things about it...

[Downhome 0]

Oh my God, they just had a commercial promoting a "Legends of Wrestling" show that will be held near here pretty soon, and the guy in the commercial promoting it was none other than The Boogy Woogy Man!

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

Except noe she's being the new Sable now(by the way, thank God she's gone). Also, when was the last time someone was counted out? Just curious since they presented the possibility just now

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

This match is STILL going on? Doesn't this violate the Geneva Conventions concerning cruel and unusual punishment?

[Detective Comics 0]

LOL, what a shitty slingshot

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Just curious...anyone know what the tattoo on Show's left shoulder is suppossed to be?

 

Trying to make it out.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Was that slingshot supposed to catch Gunn's throat acorss the bottom rope? Cause that was crappy looking.

[Detective Comics 0]

LOL, what a series of botched spots!

[Downhome 0]

Was that slingshot supposed to catch Gunn's throat acorss the bottom rope? Cause that was crappy looking.

That's what I thought also.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Big Show retains in his first televised defense.

 

And anyone notice that the buckle of the US Title is as big as Show's fist?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Why isn't Chavo Sr. dressed like a pimp/dealer? I liked him all dressed up.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

CHAVO SR. WRESTLES TONIGHT!

 

GO CHAVO SR.!

[Guest Besus]

Dawn Marie is ugly. she looks like,she looks uh,someone help me out here.

Um hot? Someone ban this fool.

If she was hot,she'll be black.

 

No,I'm not serious.

[Downhome 0]

What in the hell is on the back of Brock's shirt?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

BOO! No fireworks for Lensar's onto apron jump!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

You know...it may just be me...but right now, Lesnar is looking a lot like Dolph Lungrand (spelling?) from Rocky 4...

[Guest Besus]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERG!

[Guest Basswitch]

Damn.. I was hoping eddy would list every title he's ever won in any federation, and any contest too. I would marked out like a biatch.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

*hears "6'7" 300 lb." comment*

 

Eddie's shooting on Vinnie?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*hears "6'7" 300 lb." comment*

 

Eddie's shooting on Vinnie?

That'd be funny if he was.

 

Don't think so though.

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

Oh man, this promo is fantastic.

 

See, this where Eddy goes from super over funupper midcarder to serius main event title threat.

 

God, i wish I had taped this.

[Slickster 0]

Right now, Eddie Guerrero is proving why he, more than anyone else in this world, deserves to be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

[Masked Man of Mystery 0]

Eddie brings his usual promo goodness. It'll be sweet seeing him with the belt.