The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2004 Once again the SWF cameras have found their way onto Alan Clark’s tour bus (He must be into that voyeuristic stuff) and Clark sits watching a replay of Thugg’s interview from Smarkdown. The promo ends on Thugg’s defining words… I WILL WRECK… YO… SHIT~! Alan stares into the screen as it fades to static, then darkness. He turns to face the camera now, his body somewhat bruised from his Cruiserweight Title loss, but a smile slowly forms on his face. Hey. How is everybody out there doing tonight? Good? Great. As I was leaving Penn State the other night, people were stopping me and asking if I was scared, or if I knew what I was getting into. I could only smile and nod my head. I know exactly what I’m getting into. Thugg’s head. Thugg, you got the green. Buy a new car, man. But you had to go on the defensive. A giant hunk of gold and metal is only your pride when it’s around your waist. Buy yourself something classy...like a tour bus or something. Just not another one of those big gold tanks. As for Smarkdown...all I can say is that song is completely horrid. It got me about as riled up as a golf commentator. But I made the best with what you give me, and you give me very little. No wonder I lost. Oh, I didn’t say it before…but I was very sorry to see you get fired. That’s rough, man. Losing your job. You could have easily just … how you say it… wrecked Mark’s shit, or whatever…but you didn’t. You just ran away. What were you afraid of? You are the strongest guy around, right? You could have paralyzed Mark before security got close enough to say ‘hello’ to you. But you backed off. I don’t know whether I would call that respect or cowardice. As for what I did to your car. That wasn’t me being a coward. That was revenge. I, like yourself, am I former Junior League World Champion. You know what it’s like to stand on top of that mountain. You know what it’s like to stand on top of the SWF mountain. You demand respect. Thugg, you showed me no respect. So I showed you what two minutes with a sledgehammer can do to one’s personal belongings. Alan smiles a little as he swings his arms toward the camera as if holding the hammer Crack. Oh yes, it felt so good. But what will feel better, Thugg…is you sitting at home and watching me move up the ladder. I may have lost to Wild, but Dangerous is right there waiting. Johnny might think my mind is on a million different things right now, and that I have no clue what I’m doing…well he is thinking wrong. And so is anyone else that thinks I won’t be prepared on Friday night. Johnny, I’m sorry man. But the little greeting Thugg gave me a week or so ago is going to be NOTHING compared to the greeting I’m going to give you. I realize that I have to show the world exactly what is going through my mind. You and Wildchild are a great team, and I have respect for any team that is going to be beating the hell out of the House of Todd. Oh you know that’s true. I know you two will go into From The Fire and make those guys true believers of exactly what you and Dub C can do as a team…but right now you are the one that will suffer as I make a believer out of Thugg. While he sits in DC and watches this Friday, you’ll be watching yourself take a beating that could very well be described as “straight out of H-Ville”… …You can call that a threat…you can call that a challenge…you can call that whatever you want… But I’ve seen a million faces, and I’ve rocked them ALL… Thugg will have his time… But Johnny Dangerous… PREPARE TO BE ROCKED~! Alan’s smile turns almost sadistic as he stares into the camera, his eyes burning. This side of Alan Clark rarely comes to the surface…but when it does… all you can do is pray. fin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2004 NOW THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT! Now I'm boosted even more about this angle! Unsolicited promos are awesome...it just adds a certain spice and fun to an already great angle we have (IMHO). However, Clark...you will die...just as soon as I put some pen to paper...errr...some keys to screen...errr...uhhhh...fuck it. ::kills Rando:: There...that's better. Da "must retaliate" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2004 So let me get this straight. In order to send a message to Thugg, the man who violently assaulted you for no reason, you are going to violently assault another (face) member of the SWF in the ring... and you're supposed to be the face!? Christ. I mean, at least Thugg attacked you when his problem was you, and Maddix when his problem was Maddix, and Spike... you get the idea. I didn't see him grab someone in the fast food joint with Spike, say "I'm gonna do this to you!" and punch the guy through a wall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted February 18, 2004 Thugg is gonna eat you for dinner. (Y) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2004 My basic theory is that Alan Clark is GREATLY GREATLY outmatched in any kind of fight with Thugg. And he knows this. So I am trying to show that Alan is not just a "funloving babyface" and can revert back to old ways if the need arises. In this case, this match is to prove that Alan can be funloving, but agressive. It's not my fault it has to be Johnny...if it was ANYONE i would be doing the same thing. I just had to aim it toward Johnny cause he was who I was scheduled to fight. I am a face...and Johnny is a face... we both have agressive streaks... we will come together nicely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
