15 WORST PPV Matches...

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

With everyone's whoring the topics of Best PPV Matches, why not go the opposite way and think of some BAD ones. Top 15 isn't contract binding, but it's more itneresting than 10.

 

 

 

1. The Undertaker vs. The Undertaker (SSlam 94)

2. Triple H vs. Undertaker (KOTR 2002)

3. The Undertaker vs. Giant Gonzales (WM IX)

4. NON WWF - Dustin Rhodes vs. Blacktop Bully (Uncensored 1995)

5. The Undertaker vs. Giant Gonzales (SSlam 93)

6. Randy Savage vs. George Steele (WM II)

7. The Undertaker vs. "The Executioner" Terry Gordy (IYH: Its Time!)

8. The Undertaker vs. Yokozuna (RRumble 94)

9. Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Andre The Giant (WM V)

10. Mabel vs. The Undertaker (KOTR 95)

11. The Undertaker & Kane vs. Kroni>| (Unforgiven 01)

12. Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Tatanka (IYH 6 FFA)

13. Goldust vs. Bluedust (St. VDM)

14. Kane vs. Test (No Mercy 2001)

15. Jake Roberts vs. Ravishing Rick Rude (WM IV)

[Guest]

1. UT vs Hogan Judgment Day 2002

2. Savage vs Steele WM II

3. UT vs Giant Gonzalez WM IX

4. UT vs Yoko Royal Rumble 1994

5. Virgil vs Nailz SSlam 92

6. UT vs Kamala SSlam 92 (sense a trend?)

7. Mabel vs UT Casket Match IYH:5

8. Bret Hart vs Jerry Lawler KOTR 95

9. UT vs UT SSlam 94

10. Bushwackers vs Beverly Brothers Rumble 92

11. Ivory vs Chyna WM X7

12. Test vs UT SSlam 2002

13. 4 Doinks vs Bam Bam, The Headshrinkers, and Bastion Booger SSeries 1993

14. Mr. Perfect vs Lex Luger WM IX

15. Jake Roberts vs Rick Rude WM IV

 

7 out of 15 isn't that bad.

 

I haven't seen much from 1996 so I just let it fly.

[Drury37 0]

14. Mr. Perfect vs Lex Luger WM IX

I thought that match was actually rather decent.

Thanks.

[Guest]

That match was only decent because of Luger's entrance.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

That match was only decent because of Luger's entrance.

You mean the back of it...and thats not a refference to Luger's backside.

[Guest]

That's exactly why.

[Papacita 0]

I don't think I can put together 15, since I tend to forget about matches I hate. But among the worst...

 

1. Austin Vs Undertaker (Backlash 02)- Single most BORING match I've ever seen.

2. Diesel Vs Mable (Summerslam 95)- Comical match, though.

3. Taker Vs Sid (WM 13)

4. Taker Vs Kane (Summerslam 00)

5. T & A Vs Head Cheese (WM2K)

 

All I can think of for now. I'll update later if I think of more.

[Guest Askewniverse]

Top 15 in chronological order:

 

1. PN News & Bobby Eaton vs. Steve Austin & Terry Taylor (Great American Bash 1991)

2. One Man Gang vs. El Gigante (Great American Bash 1991)

3. The Undertaker vs. Mabel (King of the Ring 1995)

4. Diesel vs. Mabel (SummerSlam 1995)

5. The Big Show vs. Kane (King of the Ring 1999)

6. Greg Valentine vs. George Steele (Heroes of Wrestling)

7. The Iron Shiek & Nikolai Volkoff vs. The Bushwhackers (Heroes of Wrestling)

8. One Man Gang vs. Abdullah the Butcher (Heroes of Wrestling)

9. Jake Roberts & Yokozuna vs. Jim Neidhart & King Kong Bundy (Heroes of Wrestling)

10. Evan Karagias vs. Madusa (Starrcade 1999)

11. Tank Abbott vs. Big Al (SuperBrawl 2000)

12. Scott Steiner vs. Rick Steiner & Tank Abbott (Great American Bash 2000)

13. Sting vs. Vampiro (Great American Bash 2000)

14. Pat Patterson vs. Gerald Brisco (King of the Ring 2000)

15. The Demon vs. Vampiro (Bash at the Beach 2000)

[Guest Astro]

Sting vs. Vampiro (Great American Bash 2000)

 

Graveyard Match?

 

 

 

And Most of these Taker matches y'all listed had me MARKing at the time.... they weren't meant for the Internet Smarks or Newsletter Smarks at the time....they were Cartoonish angles that appealed to us young Marks.

[Guest Askewniverse]

Sting vs. Vampiro (Great American Bash 2000)

 

Graveyard Match?

No, but the Graveyard match was bad as well. Sting-Vampiro at GAB 2000 was a "Human Torch Match," which is basically an inferno match.

[Guest]

And Most of these Taker matches y'all listed had me MARKing at the time.... they weren't meant for the Internet Smarks or Newsletter Smarks at the time....they were Cartoonish angles that appealed to us young Marks.

And they were bad.

[Aero 0]

Everyone's pretty much covered the worst matches, but what about Undertaker vs. Austin, Buried Alive, from Rock Bottom and the Hogan & Savage vs. Dungeon of Doom in that Doomsday Cage (was that it?) from Uncensored 1996?

 

On a side note, I just watched Taker vs. Giant Gonzalez from WM IX yesterday (along with the rest of the PPV), and I did find SOMETHING interesting. Right in the beginning of the match, it looks like in the first row in the stands some old guy is having heated words with another guy around him. He's getting up pointing, and it looks like his family is holding him back. If anyone cares to check it out, it's on the main camera view, and he's wearing a white hat, black bow tie, and glasses, it looks like.

[Guest]

I think I will check that out, and that UT vs Austin from Rock Bottom wasn't that bad. Only the announcing was.

[CanadianChris 0]

And what about the abomination that was the Al Snow/Big Bossman Kennel From Hell match?

[Guest]

That wasn't as bad as most of the matches on my list.

[Guest MikeSC]

And what about the abomination that was the Al Snow/Big Bossman Kennel From Hell match?

Any list without Oklahoma winning the CW Title from Madusa at Souled Out 2K isn't a real worst list.

-=Mike

[Guest]

I've never seen that match.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

And what about the abomination that was the Al Snow/Big Bossman Kennel From Hell match?

Any list without Oklahoma winning the CW Title from Madusa at Souled Out 2K isn't a real worst list.

-=Mike

DAMN YOU! I tried to block that out of my mind.

[Downhome 0]

I'll have to think about an entire list, but Mable/Diesel is quite possibly the worst main event match that I've ever seen on a PPV.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I can't believe you didn't put Scott Steiner Vs. HHH - RR 03 on there. (Unless I missed it somehow). Truly, the biggest waste of 20 minutes of my life.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I can't believe you didn't put Scott Steiner Vs. HHH - RR 03 on there. (Unless I missed it somehow). Truly, the biggest waste of 20 minutes of my life.

Damn.....It's sad I can hardly remember PPV match ;lists from the last year.

 

 

Time to go back to my Survivor Series 1990 tape.

[Guest Anglesault]

14. Kane vs. Test (No Mercy 2001)

I was all set to scream and yell at you for leaving that match off when I saw it at 14.

[Guest JMA]

6. UT vs Kamala SSlam 92 (sense a trend?)

I actually liked the Undertaker/Kamala feud. I honestly don't know why. Maybe it was Kamala being afraid of coffins or something. I actually felt sorry for the guy (Kamala) as a kid.

 

Even though, you know, he ate people (in kayfabe).

[Guest Anglesault]

Even though, you know, he ate people (in kayfabe).

Can you be so sure?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Even though, you know, he ate people (in kayfabe).

Can you be so sure?

Are you accusing Kamala of cooking up little kids and eating them for his supper?

[Guest JMA]

Even though, you know, he ate people (in kayfabe).

Can you be so sure?

Well, he is rather large and rubs his belly a lot...

 

[Henry Spencer 0]

Hogan-Warrior II from Halloween Havoc 1998 is the worst I've seen.

[Guest]

I'm gonna rent Halloween Havoc 98'. Is the whole tape that bad?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I'm gonna rent Halloween Havoc 98'. Is the whole tape that bad?

Yes. Just FF to the main event for a semi-good DDP/Golberg match and don't look back.

[Guest]

Then why the fuck would I rent it?