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So which really is/was the worst booking of a deserving WWE Champion: A Champion that had to clean up dog shit, or a Champion who's made out to be a pissed off bumbling Latino who knocks a woman down and gets arrested for being a former drug addict?

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Well, so much for that feud.

 

Nice while it lasted.

God, what's wrong with it now?

 

It's the best they could come up with in such a short time. Kurt sounded pretty convincing.

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Well, so much for that feud.

 

Nice while it lasted.

Come on AS, it hasn't gotten as bad as you thought it would be.

 

Can't you look at things in a positive light for ONCE?

Wow, no dancing in sombreros! ********************* feud!

 

Shit by any other name...

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Well, so much for that feud.

 

Nice while it lasted.

Come on AS, it hasn't gotten as bad as you thought it would be.

 

Can't you look at things in a positive light for ONCE?

Wow, no dancing in sombreros! ********************* feud!

 

Shit by any other name...

Geez...Angle and Eddy have a main event feud, and you're STILL not satisfied.

 

Why you even watch anymore I'll never know.

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Well, so much for that feud.

 

Nice while it lasted.

God, what's wrong with it now?

 

It's the best they could come up with in such a short time. Kurt sounded pretty convincing.

Short time? This feud WM world title feud has been planned in detail for like four months, right? A competant company would have done that.

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Just out of curiosity, AS, how would you book the Eddie-Angle feud for WrestleMania? If you wouldn't have booked Angle to face Eddie, then what would you have done?

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They're probably wanting Brock vs. Goldberg and HHH/HBK/Benoit to sell the show, and are only having this match to go on the highlights for the next forever.

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Just out of curiosity, AS, how would you book the Eddie-Angle feud for WrestleMania?

Angle definitively goes over Eddie every week until Mania when Eddie goes over clean.

 

If you wouldn't have booked Angle to face Eddie, then what would you have done?

 

HBK. I'd STILL rather have that feud.

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They're probably wanting Brock vs. Goldberg and HHH/HBK to sell the show, and are only having this match to go on the highlights for the next forever

- I fixed it for you.

 

I didn't bother watching Smackdown this week (nothing interests me), could someone explain this Angle/Eddie thing? I skimmed the spoilers and Sk's recap and I don't see anything horrible about it. Though, I trust AS's judgement more than others so I'm willing to hear what's so good (bad) about it :)

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Too many PPVs = crappy short feuds.

 

6 PPVs a year would eliminate that.

 

SummerSlam & Unforgiven = Raw

Survivor Series & Judgement Day = Smackdown

RR & WM = Both promotions

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I didn't bother watching Smackdown this week (nothing interests me), could someone explain this Angle/Eddie thing? I skimmed the spoilers and Sk's recap and I don't see anything horrible about it. Though, I trust AS's judgement more than others so I'm willing to hear what's so good (bad) about it :)

They ALREADY have mega-heel Angle hiding behind Heyman, eight cops and DAWN MARIE. Angle, who should be making his mark as a new heel, has already been attacked by Eddie.

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These are the first interpromotional matches Tazz? Are you SURE about that??

 

He forgot about Benoit / RVD and Billy-Chuck / Rosey-Jamal.

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Oh, so he's Cowardly Brock 2004. Gotcha.

 

They've booked themselves into a corner here. They can't have Eddie Guerrero New WWE Champion look weak because he got elevated so quickly and needs to look strong in his first title defense. However, they can't have Recently Turned Mega Heel Kurt Angle look weak because he's the new #1 heel on Smackdown. So, in their own fucked-up way, they are trying to keep it "even".

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There should have been no explenation on his heel turn, instead it should have stayed Eddy and Cena vs Chavo and Big Slow.

 

Have Eddy go up for the Frog Splash on Big Show and Angle run down, push him off which leads to Eddy hanging in a backwards Tree of Woe. Kurt follows that up by sitting on the top turnbuckle and cynching in the Ankle-lock with Eddy having no way to get out. Cena takes out Chavo and runs in with a chair for the save which chases off Angle but the damage has been down. Makes Kurt look bad-ass while not making Eddy look like a bitch.

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These are the first interpromotional matches Tazz? Are you SURE about that??

 

He forgot about Benoit / RVD and Billy-Chuck / Rosey-Jamal.

And Jericho/RVD and Brock/Test

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Short time? This feud WM world title feud has been planned in detail for like four months, right? A competant company would have done that.

Yep, they're not competent and they decide things on the spur of the moment. Okay. The feud still makes sense. Eddie used to be a drug addict, he's someone that lies, cheats, and steals, and Kurt doesn't want him to be champion. It writes itself.

 

Why should Angle go over every week? Eddy's the new rising star. He's the one that needs to prove that he's tough enough to wear the belt. What good would him getting beat down every week do?

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There should have been no explenation on his heel turn, instead it should have stayed Eddy and Cena vs Chavo and Big Slow.

 

Have Eddy go up for the Frog Splash on Big Show and Angle run down, push him off which leads to Eddy hanging in a backwards Tree of Woe. Kurt follows that up by sitting on the top turnbuckle and cynching in the Ankle-lock with Eddy having no way to get out. Cena takes out Chavo and runs in with a chair for the save which chases off Angle but the damage has been down. Makes Kurt look bad-ass while not making Eddy look like a bitch.

Angle shouldn't run yet.

 

Kurt sneak attacks him with a chair, Chavo takes out Rey and Show takes out Cena, and none of them stop until they damn well please.

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If you wouldn't have booked Angle to face Eddie, then what would you have done?

 

HBK. I'd STILL rather have that feud.

That's cool, but how would you book Angle-Michaels? Would you send Angle to Raw, send Michaels to SmackDown, or have an interpromotional match?

 

These are the first interpromotional matches Tazz? Are you SURE about that??

 

He forgot about Benoit / RVD and Billy-Chuck / Rosey-Jamal.

And Jericho/RVD and Brock/Test

Can you really blame them for forgetting about Lesnar vs. Test?

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Quite frankly, I don't think Eddie and Kurt should *touch* at all leading up to Mania. I think Kurt should kill all of Eddies friends (his support system) and be two steps ahead of Eddie. Kurt knows that Eddie can handle himself, but how can he handle all these people getting hurt around him? How will he deal? Moralistic Kurt is trying to knock Eddie off the wagon so he can (a)Prove his point and (b)Easily get the title.

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I think having to hang upsidedown (helpless) makes Eddie look like a bitch.

how? Its not his fault he can't defy the laws of physics and get out of it. I mean he has no leverage in that position.

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Moralistic Kurt is trying to knock Eddie off the wagon so he can (a)Prove his point and (b)Easily get the title.

Enter Eric Angle as the evil pharmasist who hands Eddy a bottle of vikes.

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Quite frankly, I don't think Eddie and Kurt should *touch* at all leading up to Mania. I think Kurt should kill all of Eddies friends

 

 

My original idea had Kurt DESTROY Rey for interfering in Kurt's business.

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Enter Eric Angle as the evil pharmasist who hands Eddy a bottle of vikes.

 

That would be GREAT.

 

Or maybe Eric Angle as a pastor.

 

*Eddie enters confessional*

 

Eddie: Father, I feel myself slipping. All this pain that I've brought to my friends and family, I don't know if I can continue living this way. I need to turn to someone, I need help. I need god.

 

Eric: Well, Eddie. God doesn't like you.

 

Eddie: WHAT?

 

Eric: I'm sorry Eddie, but he doesn't. Look at yourself, thou shalt not steal Eddie, and you not only steal but you glorify it. Thou shalt not covet Eddie, and there you are carrying around the Gold you wanted for as long as you were a child. You are a drug addict Eddie, and now all of you sins are being paid back in full on your family by God. The Good book can't save you Eddie, you're a lost cause. You might as well bust out the ole crack pipe because that's the only salvation you'll get in this lifetime.

 

Eddie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yea what ever happened to Dean?

I've wondered that myself. It's like he fell into an eternal drunken stupor brought upon by drinking gallons of Old English and trashed his computer.

He still posts it on other boards (like on CRZ's board). No Whorulon mention, though.

 

Random SD thought: Loved the backdrop suplex Knoble put on Nunzio.

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RRR, better yet if his vocal chords are better bring out Brother Love for a segment in his old Love Shack thing. His guest can be Eddy.

 

Brother Love: Hi everybody, I've missed you all so much because...Iiiiiiiiiii Looooooove Youuuuu. But you know who I don't love? That would be my next guest; WWE Champion Eddy Guerrero.

 

*Eddy comes out*

 

Eddy: Odelay Brother Love, what's up bahtos!

 

Brother Love: Don't you use those kind of words in the house of the Lord! I know they're slang for dirty street words. I don't love you Eddy, and neither does god!

 

Eddy: You know bahto-loco, I didn't come here to be insulted by some fat red faced

 

*Eric the evil pharmasist in disguise shows up and interupts*

Eric: Mr Guerrero?

Eddy: Ya, but who are...

Eric: I have your "package" *hands Eddy a white pharmacy bag*

Eddy: What is this?! I didn't ask for this. What are you tr...

Brother Love: I knew it Eddy! Instead of giving your heart to the lord you went back to Satan! Take your bottled demons out of here you worthless *takes deep breath and regains composure* please leave, we have no place for drug addicts here.

*Two large ugly stereotypical thugs wearing monks robes escort Eddy away*

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I still can't believe some of you are hating the Kurt / Eddie feud already. I mean this isn't the comedy feud you were fearing a couple of months ago. This has been booked to be SERIOUS.

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