Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2004 Do Not: Masturbate with motor oil. I'm looking at Choken One here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 28, 2004 Do Not Masturbate after cleaning up broken glass, little shards can be unseen but make their pressance known quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2004 Do not masturbate with sandpaper for more than two minutes per masturbatory session. Any longer presents a high risk of friction burn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
