Nevermortal Posted February 28, 2004 Report Posted February 28, 2004 Do Not: Masturbate with motor oil. I'm looking at Choken One here.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 28, 2004 Report Posted February 28, 2004 Do Not Masturbate after cleaning up broken glass, little shards can be unseen but make their pressance known quickly.
Ted the Poster Posted February 28, 2004 Report Posted February 28, 2004 Do not masturbate with sandpaper for more than two minutes per masturbatory session. Any longer presents a high risk of friction burn.
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