OAO 76th Academy Awards Thread

[NYU 0]

Funny I guess.....although not as good as the other opening package when he hosted. The only real laugh-out-loud moment was the part with Michael Moore.

[Guest Choken One]

why do they have to fucking sing? Can't he make fun of a couple people...hit a few punchlines and get out?

[Guest Mosaicv2]

stop singin... get on with the usual routine & leave

[NoCalMike 0]

fuck, this is entirely too long...........get off the fucking stage already.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

DAMN... it isnt over yet... ugh!!

[NYU 0]

Crystal forgot to end the ending to that song.

 

.....this monologue blows.

[NoCalMike 0]

this routine has more teaser endings then ROTK.....

[bobobrazil1984 0]

all of a sudden you BANG and Crystal falls down dead... shot by an MPAA sniper for that downloading movie joke.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

hell be singin till the endin of the show!!

[Guest Choken One]

God damn...FINALLY!

[Guest Choken One]

Depp looked so fucking bored.

[Guest Choken One]

Is Douglas trying to be this year's Jack?

[Guest Anglesault]

I too hope LotR loses. I refused to see any of the movies up until earlier this year when i watched the first one, which put me to sleep FOUR times over the course of the first two hours, at which point I just gave up.

[Guest Choken One]

why can't Zeta-Jones decide if shes British or American

[Guest Choken One]

Toro was great but winning for Traffic two years ago fucked him here

[Guest Mosaicv2]

well here comes Michael Douglas girlfriend or somethin

[Guest Anglesault]

Because both Nationalities rock, Choken.

 

If Tim Robbins wins...

[NYU 0]

Choken, if I didn't know better, I'd say you're somewhat of a post whore.

 

And Tim Robbins is winning this one. I'd be shocked if he didn't.

[Downhome 0]

Thank God for that one, all is right so far.

[Guest Anglesault]

If this ass starts to rant, someone better have a tranquilizer dart.

[Guest Choken One]

Toro getting his "I'm happy" look on was hilarious....

 

Robbins...Eh...Here comes A fuck bush speech

[NoCalMike 0]

Robbins......with the win. Please rant on Bush......

[NYU 0]

That's nice. Tim Robbins brought his mother to the Oscars.

 

Wait....Susan Sarandon is his GIRLFRIEND?!

 

Shock#2 so far.

[Kahran Ramsus 0]

No surprise here.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

he just said Clint Eastwood is an amazin director... I never know that

[Guest Choken One]

well, I'm utterly shocked there...he didn't say anything stupid.

[NoCalMike 0]

no Bush hate.......wow.

[Downhome 0]

Way to go Tim, he kept his word in that he didn't try to make a political statement.

 

Seriously, that was very well done.

[Guest Choken One]

he just said Clint Eastwood is an amazin director... I never know that

well...He did Direct Mystic River, Blood Work, Unforgiven,A Perfect World,

[Guest Choken One]

Way to go Tim, he kept his word in that he didn't try to make a political statement.

 

Seriously, that was very well done.

and he actually made an important statement...Not sure if he was trying get a Adrien Brody reaction or genuinely meant it...at least he said it.