NYU Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Funny I guess.....although not as good as the other opening package when he hosted. The only real laugh-out-loud moment was the part with Michael Moore.
Guest Choken One Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 why do they have to fucking sing? Can't he make fun of a couple people...hit a few punchlines and get out?
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 stop singin... get on with the usual routine & leave
NoCalMike Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 fuck, this is entirely too long...........get off the fucking stage already.
NYU Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Crystal forgot to end the ending to that song. .....this monologue blows.
NoCalMike Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 this routine has more teaser endings then ROTK.....
bobobrazil1984 Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 all of a sudden you BANG and Crystal falls down dead... shot by an MPAA sniper for that downloading movie joke.
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 hell be singin till the endin of the show!!
Guest Choken One Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Is Douglas trying to be this year's Jack?
Guest Anglesault Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 I too hope LotR loses. I refused to see any of the movies up until earlier this year when i watched the first one, which put me to sleep FOUR times over the course of the first two hours, at which point I just gave up.
Guest Choken One Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 why can't Zeta-Jones decide if shes British or American
Guest Choken One Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Toro was great but winning for Traffic two years ago fucked him here
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 well here comes Michael Douglas girlfriend or somethin
Guest Anglesault Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Because both Nationalities rock, Choken. If Tim Robbins wins...
NYU Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Choken, if I didn't know better, I'd say you're somewhat of a post whore. And Tim Robbins is winning this one. I'd be shocked if he didn't.
Downhome Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Thank God for that one, all is right so far.
Guest Anglesault Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 If this ass starts to rant, someone better have a tranquilizer dart.
Guest Choken One Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Toro getting his "I'm happy" look on was hilarious.... Robbins...Eh...Here comes A fuck bush speech
NoCalMike Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Robbins......with the win. Please rant on Bush......
NYU Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 That's nice. Tim Robbins brought his mother to the Oscars. Wait....Susan Sarandon is his GIRLFRIEND?! Shock#2 so far.
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 he just said Clint Eastwood is an amazin director... I never know that
Guest Choken One Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 well, I'm utterly shocked there...he didn't say anything stupid.
Downhome Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Way to go Tim, he kept his word in that he didn't try to make a political statement. Seriously, that was very well done.
Guest Choken One Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 he just said Clint Eastwood is an amazin director... I never know that well...He did Direct Mystic River, Blood Work, Unforgiven,A Perfect World,
Guest Choken One Posted March 1, 2004 Report Posted March 1, 2004 Way to go Tim, he kept his word in that he didn't try to make a political statement. Seriously, that was very well done. and he actually made an important statement...Not sure if he was trying get a Adrien Brody reaction or genuinely meant it...at least he said it.
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