Satan interupts Passion of TC screening

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I haven't seen this movie. Does Jesus yell "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM" when he's on the cross?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I'm surprised nobody has come up with the idea of dressing up like the imperial roman guard. Then when people begin crying over the crucifiction start saying "There they go again crying, never wanting to hear our side. Its always Jesus did this, and Jesus did that...nobody ever sticks up for us"

[Guest JMA]

While this is funny, the fact that he did it just for the reaction kind of gives me a low opinion of this guy. Hell, message board trolls do things to get a reaction.

 

Well, that and the fact that he dressed up as SATAN.

[Slayer 0]

Oh yeah, this thing has essentially been proven to be a hoax in the National Lampoon style

 

But it's still fun to imagine

[Guest FrigidSoul]

What would drive a person to do this? Thre's only one bad movie goer I could see causing somebody to this. Could it be....SATAN?!!

 

[chaosrage 0]

A buddy of mine bet me $25 I wouldn't stand up in the middle of the theatre and yell, "YOU GOT SERVED!" as the first nail went in.

 

I did it.

You're my hero.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Eh, its not as blasphemous as my friend's idea; dressing up as Jesus, seeing the movie, and shouting "Hey, I don't rememeber that happening." during certain parts.

That's 24-karat gold there.

 

After the showing that I saw ended my buddy stood up and said "So that's why we have a rabbit who hides eggs in the spring!". Half the theater laughed and the other half looked like they were watching a kitten die.

Why not dress up like the Easter Bunny and afterwards say see what happens when you mess with my holiday.

Dressing up as the Easter Bunny was my idea (see my earlier post in the thread)

 

Farker = person who frequents Fark.com

 

I haven't been there in a couple months for some reason..

[Vern Gagne 0]

I know Marvin. Wasn't trying pass it off has my idea.

 

Tonight Conan had the Roman Centurion walk around NYC getting turned away at Restaurants, and getting called names.

[Drury37 0]

Once inside the movie, Christians began pelting Wendell with Gummy Bears, Ju-Ju Bees, and popcorn. Management got involved after a 75-year-old woman, Hazel Meyer, poured a 64-ounce Coca-Cola on Wendell.

 

I think that might be one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time haha!!!

 

I think the Ju-Ju Bees killed Jesus.

Thanks.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

I know Marvin. Wasn't trying pass it off has my idea.

 

Tonight Conan had the Roman Centurion walk around NYC getting turned away at Restaurants, and getting called names.

Hrm, yeah right. Most of the Centurions in Jerusalem (I think... if not, a good number of them) were good and faithful to God and whatnot, only doing their jobs as ordered.

[DerangedHermit 0]

I like to Fark people!

 

Really though....define Farker. I haven't heard of that word anywhere and I refuse to go look it up.

 

DFA

Fark

[Guest Astro]

John Debney, who composed the music for “The Passion of the Christ,” says he did battle with Satan while scoring the flick.

 

Debney had written music for a number of movies such as “Liar, Liar,” “Spy Kids,” and “I Know What You Did Last Summer” — but he says he was visited by the devil while writing the score for the film about the last hours of Jesus Christ.

 

“I had never before subscribed to the idea that maybe Satan is a real person, but I can attest that he was in my room a lot and I know that he hit everyone on this production,” Debney said, according to a lengthy interview that ran on Assist News Service, a Christian news agency.

 

Debney claims that Satan’s image kept appearing on his computer screen while he was trying to compose music. “The first time it happened, it scared me,” he said. “Once I got over the initial shock of that, I learned to work around it and learned to reboot the computers and so I would start talking to him. . . . The computers froze for about the tenth time [one] day and it was about nine o’clock at night and so I got really mad and I told Satan to manifest himself and I said, ‘Let’s go out into the parking lot and let’s go.’ It was a seed change in me. I knew that this was war. I am not a physical person, but I was really angry on this occasion.”

 

Debney’s spokesman confirms to The Scoop that the composer did, indeed, say those things.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

The guy from Spy Kids...LOL.

[Guest El Satanico]

Creativity: 2/10

Execution: 8/10

Entertainment: 7/10

 

 

The theater saying they will now ban "Evil Beings" from attending showings is the best part. I don't see why someone shouldn't be allowed to watch it dressed as Darth Vader. Does this ban include people wearing a yarmulka?

[Vern Gagne 0]

I know Marvin. Wasn't trying pass it off has my idea.

 

Tonight Conan had the Roman Centurion walk around NYC getting turned away at Restaurants, and getting called names.

Hrm, yeah right. Most of the Centurions in Jerusalem (I think... if not, a good number of them) were good and faithful to God and whatnot, only doing their jobs as ordered.

Ever heard of a comedy sketch?

[chaosrage 0]

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The scene in Life of Brian where Eric Idle is passing out crosses is probably better than this movie, as people I can't stand have been giving it rave reviews, calling it an emotional masterpiece. I haven't bothered watching it yet. Is the porn knock-off done yet? The Passion of Christ is WAY too easy to pornify.

[Angle-plex 0]

Passion of TC

 

The Passion of Treble Charged? Yeah...that'll put asses in the seats.

[2GOLD 0]

When a movie is being taken too seriously, it needs things to come along and knock it down a peg.

 

One of my friends ideas was to go dressed as Magdalene only with a light saber for no real reason. I wanted to let my facial hair grow like Jesus and then laugh at the film like De Niro in Cape Fear while saying "That didn't happen! Come on!"

 

And yes, she also wanted to do the "YOU GOT SERVED" line as the nails were going in. Of course, I can't forget singing "I can't believe it's not butter" during the Jesus getting flogged scene.

 

It's a movie. It's a movie done by MEL GIBSON, the guy from "What Women Want" with the guy from ANGEL EYES as Jesus. People really need to learn to relax. The movie is filled with comedy if you think about it.

[Guest El Satanico]

I'd laugh my ass off if a group of people starting singing "The Bright Side of Life" during the crucifixtion.

 

 

 

 

Alllwaaaays loook on the briiiiight siiide of liiife...doo doo dooh dooh

[Guest Cerebus]

I hate to admit it, but I found that quite funny!

[Guest JMA]

^GOLD.

[chaosrage 0]

[Art Sandusky 0]

Woof, he's bleeding like a stuck hog.

 

(cringes)

[Guest SP-1]

Considering he was beated with a cat of nine tails and nailed to a cross . . . yeah. He's bleeding profusely.

[Guest El Satanico]

Because he's hardcore

 

ecdub ecdub

[Art Sandusky 0]

Yeah SP, but the sheer volume of blood and scab tissue reminds me of burnt hash browns.

[treble 0]

Passion of TC

 

The Passion of Treble Charged? Yeah...that'll put asses in the seats.

Just you wait.

[Guest thebigjig]

This story sounds like something I would've done in highschool... good stuff lol

 

And while I understand why the people were mad, I do find it funny that he was ejected from the theater for being disruptive while the good forgiving and loving christians were the ones throwing things at him

[Guest thebigjig]

I'd laugh my ass off if a group of people starting singing "The Bright Side of Life" during the crucifixtion.

 

 

 

 

Alllwaaaays loook on the briiiiight siiide of liiife...doo doo dooh dooh

Thats EXACTLY what we did lol, although not loud enough to piss everyone in the theater off... just two rows behind and two rows in front