Spoon's Facial Hair Telethon

[Art Sandusky 0]

You make Popick look like the Ladies' Man, and Barron look like Frankie Muniz now (who gets to mack Hilary Duff).

Well, Popick did manage to get a girl to marry him...

[DerangedHermit 0]

You make Popick look like the Ladies' Man, and Barron look like Frankie Muniz now (who gets to mack Hilary Duff).

Well, Popick did manage to get a girl to marry him...

Of course, Popick is the FUCKING MAN~!

 

[Art Sandusky 0]

How he managed to get himself into such a situation while simple house parties elude me is a true testament to the topsy-turvyness of this world.

[Ted the Poster 0]

"YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"

 

Sorry, it's just that Kotz bears a striking resemblance to my grandfather when he was younger. Seriously, I'm freaking out over here.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Your grandfather rocks.

[Slayer 0]

"YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"

*sign on lawn says "Beware of Raver"*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

You make Popick look like the Ladies' Man, and Barron look like Frankie Muniz now (who gets to mack Hilary Duff).

Well, Popick did manage to get a girl to marry him...

that's yet to be proven

[Slayer 0]

I hope you've used this valuable time today to work on growing your facial hair back, Kotz

[Art Sandusky 0]

These sideburns are growing as fast as they can~!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Trim frequently, and buy quack thickening tonics and applications and poultices.

[justsoyouknow 0]

You make Popick look like the Ladies' Man, and Barron look like Frankie Muniz now (who gets to mack Hilary Duff).

Well, Popick did manage to get a girl to marry him...

that's yet to be proven

Guys, remember? We're not allowed to talk about Popick's personal life, otherwise he snaps on us.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

are your sideburns there yet?

[Lord of The Curry 0]

SO HELP ME GOD AGENT IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M TURNING THIS SIDEBURN RIGHT AROUND AND WE'RE GOING HOME!

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Speaking of facial hair, I had an awesome beard last fall. I'm currently growing it back.

 

And I painted my fingernails black the other day. I figure it'll look good with the beard.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You're going to get hit on by so many guys. At least make it into a heterosexual goatee.

[Art Sandusky 0]

SIDEBURN UPDATE~:

 

They're getting there, to the degree now where if you don't really pay attention and just kinda glance at me, I look like I do indeed have sideburns. Actually take a quarter-second to look though, and it'll be clear that they've still got a bit to go.

[Slayer 0]

If we could only get you to grow your hair out too, you'd be ready for the metal brigade

[Zorin Industries 0]

 

You look like the worst Frank Sinatra impersonator ever

[Art Sandusky 0]

I used to like you, Zorin.

 

A POX ON THEE~

[Zorin Industries 0]

Hey, I do like the hat you know

[Art Sandusky 0]

Oh. Well then. Consider the pox lifted.

[Zorin Industries 0]

Too late, i'll have to get some cream for this rash, then again, that could have been from the other nite