Various things you will do before you die.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Do a line of coke off a hookers chest.

Dude, thats your bachelor party. It'll happen. It always comes down to that at all Stags.

If you can make the trip to Ontario, you're invited.

[Guest Italian Stallion]

Visit every single Western European country and spend enough time to gulf up the beauty and history it has to offer. Then travel down South to Africa and kill atleast 3 big game animals like a lion or a hungry hungry hippo.

 

Take a nice Italian Ferrari Enzo and drive it from New York to Los Angeles.

[lomasmoney 0]

have sex with a girl of every race. Almost there

 

 

See my high school win a state title

 

 

See the Tigers win a World Series

 

Meet Britney Spears and get her to do a line of coke off my dick

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I want to sneeze with my eyes open and see if my eyes pop out.

[Vern Gagne 0]

Eat

Drink

and be

Merry

[Art Sandusky 0]

Boooooooooooooooor-ing, Booooooooooooooooooor-ing....

[Lando Griffin 0]

Fade further into obscurity.

[Zorin Industries 0]

DJ at the niteclub I go to and drive away all the customers

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

Spend one magical summer seeing a game at every Major League ballpark.

[Guest Choken One]

I want to sneeze with my eyes open and see if my eyes pop out.

I sneeze with eyes open all the time...nothing happens...another stupid urban legend like Blowing your nose and farting at the same time can kill you

[Vern Gagne 0]

Tell that to my my Uncle Hal. Oh yeah that's right he's dead.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

When you sneeze, doesn't your soul pop out? Only when you say "bless you" that it jams back into your body.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Spend one magical summer seeing a game at every Major League ballpark.

I've just realized that your username is "Do Cock". Care to explain this?

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Knock on Chris Martin's door and run away. It'll probably tip him over the edge. Twat.

 

Just record an album with The Atoms Of Punishment and tour. We'll have the time of our lives when it finally happens.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Knock on Chris Martin's door and run away

 

That's pretty good, actually. I'll do it to Chad Kroeger.

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

Actually it's Doc Ock, of Spider-Man fame; I came up with it thinking about how much I love Spider-Man comics and sucking coc--- I mean, I was in a hurry. I'd forgotten my old sn and had to ask a question about something and can't remember what.

[Art Sandusky 0]

You still haven't explained why your name is Do Cock.

[Ripper 0]

Guy likes to do cock he likes to do cock...

 

*shrugs*

[justsoyouknow 0]

...Not that there's anything wrong with that.