Lord of The Curry Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 Do a line of coke off a hookers chest. Dude, thats your bachelor party. It'll happen. It always comes down to that at all Stags. If you can make the trip to Ontario, you're invited.
Guest Italian Stallion Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 Visit every single Western European country and spend enough time to gulf up the beauty and history it has to offer. Then travel down South to Africa and kill atleast 3 big game animals like a lion or a hungry hungry hippo. Take a nice Italian Ferrari Enzo and drive it from New York to Los Angeles.
lomasmoney Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 have sex with a girl of every race. Almost there See my high school win a state title See the Tigers win a World Series Meet Britney Spears and get her to do a line of coke off my dick
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 I want to sneeze with my eyes open and see if my eyes pop out.
Art Sandusky Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 Boooooooooooooooor-ing, Booooooooooooooooooor-ing....
Zorin Industries Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 DJ at the niteclub I go to and drive away all the customers
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 Spend one magical summer seeing a game at every Major League ballpark.
Guest Choken One Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 I want to sneeze with my eyes open and see if my eyes pop out. I sneeze with eyes open all the time...nothing happens...another stupid urban legend like Blowing your nose and farting at the same time can kill you
Vern Gagne Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 Tell that to my my Uncle Hal. Oh yeah that's right he's dead.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 When you sneeze, doesn't your soul pop out? Only when you say "bless you" that it jams back into your body.
justsoyouknow Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 Spend one magical summer seeing a game at every Major League ballpark. I've just realized that your username is "Do Cock". Care to explain this?
PLAGIARISM! Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 Knock on Chris Martin's door and run away. It'll probably tip him over the edge. Twat. Just record an album with The Atoms Of Punishment and tour. We'll have the time of our lives when it finally happens.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 Knock on Chris Martin's door and run away That's pretty good, actually. I'll do it to Chad Kroeger.
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 Actually it's Doc Ock, of Spider-Man fame; I came up with it thinking about how much I love Spider-Man comics and sucking coc--- I mean, I was in a hurry. I'd forgotten my old sn and had to ask a question about something and can't remember what.
Art Sandusky Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 You still haven't explained why your name is Do Cock.
Ripper Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 Guy likes to do cock he likes to do cock... *shrugs*
justsoyouknow Posted March 15, 2004 Report Posted March 15, 2004 ...Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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