Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 Gothamist knows that Virigin Airlines is supposed to be risque and everything, but the new lipsticked-mouth urinal at the Virgin Airways Clubhouse at JFK is really gross. While golden showers may be a part of people's sexual repertoire, Gothamist sees no need for them to be encouraged. However, if this is a way for men to act out the fantasy, well, pee on. But it's just gross. The Post reports Virgin Airways as saying, "We expect the response to the urinal to be very positive. With everything we do, we want there to be a smile, and that's also the case in the clubhouse. The urinal is just for fun. But it's not the centerpiece of the clubhouse." But the spokesman admits, "There will be some people that won't like it." http://www.gothamist.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 Odd that's it's from Virgin Airlines. I'd hate to see what the stalls look like... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 Gothamist knows that Virigin Airlines is supposed to be risque and everything, but the new lipsticked-mouth urinal at the Virgin Airways Clubhouse at JFK is really gross. While golden showers may be a part of people's sexual repertoire, Gothamist sees no need for them to be encouraged. However, if this is a way for men to act out the fantasy, well, pee on. But it's just gross. The Post reports Virgin Airways as saying, "We expect the response to the urinal to be very positive. With everything we do, we want there to be a smile, and that's also the case in the clubhouse. The urinal is just for fun. But it's not the centerpiece of the clubhouse." But the spokesman admits, "There will be some people that won't like it." http://www.gothamist.com Who's to say those aren't the lips of a man with lipstick on. You are just assuming they are woman lips because you are a MYSOGINIST~! OMG BAN PLZ~! Won't someone think of the transgender board members? Ripper: Fights for the cross dressers and transgenders on the board. ... *gives a thumbs up to KKK and Angelslayer to let them know he fights for them* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 The Rolling Stones should sue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 Ripper: Fights for the cross dressers and transgenders on the board. ... *gives a thumbs up to KKK and Angelslayer to let them know he fights for them* Forget about fighting for my rights and get my formal gown to the cleaners. Chop-chop... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 This sorely needs a tongue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 Disgusting, but also bloody hilarious. It's a shame I'll never be able to use one. Misogynist? Yeah, sure, but honestly, who gives a damn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 Ripper: Fights for the cross dressers and transgenders on the board. ... *gives a thumbs up to KKK and Angelslayer to let them know he fights for them* Forget about fighting for my rights and get my formal gown to the cleaners. Chop-chop... And when you've finished that, drive me to the Waldorf-Astoria, stat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2004 Ripper: Fights for the cross dressers and transgenders on the board. ... *gives a thumbs up to KKK and Angelslayer to let them know he fights for them* Forget about fighting for my rights and get my formal gown to the cleaners. Chop-chop... And when you've finished that, drive me to the Waldorf-Astoria, stat How's this for a movie idea. Driving Miss kkk/slayer, featuring Ripper as Hoke Colburn... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2004 Slayer: "Did you check the AC? I told you to check the AC!" Ripper Colburn: "I had the AC checked... dunno why though, you never let me turn it on" Slayer: "Shuddap, bitch!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2004 Disgusting, but also bloody hilarious. It's a shame I'll never be able to use one. Don't be so sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2004 It's a shame I'll never be able to use one. You act like you've never sat on a pair of lips before Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted March 19, 2004 There's an R. Kelly joke to make somewhere in here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2004 Slayer: "Did you check the AC? I told you to check the AC!" Ripper Colburn: "I had the AC checked... dunno why though, you never let me turn it on" Slayer: "Shuddap, bitch!" There has to be a Racist Dusty or Ghetto-oply reference made as well. It's a shame I'll never be able to use one. You act like you've never sat on a pair of lips before Perhaps she's the seat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 19, 2004 These would be fine if they were something one could crap in as well. Could also be equipped with a creative sterile tongue bidee. Imagine that, shitting in something that licks your asshole clean. I've never been to thailand or the phillipines, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perfxion 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2004 Why does the Dave song of "Piss On You" come to mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted March 20, 2004 I don't care who it pisses off- I want one of those in my house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted March 21, 2004 Kent Brockman: Thanks, Mr. Simpson. Because of you, we're ALL taking golden showers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
