BoboBrazil 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2004 Wrestling fans across the planet. Listen, allow me to smack your foreheads with some news. These are the true facts on ICP'S, NWA TNA departure. Shaggy and myself, along with internationally respected, professional wrestling, super athletic stars, The Rude Boy and 2 Tuff Tony, have officially left NWA TNA Wrestling at this time. Yes, this is true and yes this is stale. Even though Mike Tenay is there at TNA and we fuckin absolutely loved hearing him commentate our matches, we still had to leave. Unfortunately, the last time we appeared on TNA Pay Per View, me and Shaggy and our pals got beat like rag doll bitches all over the building. Therefore, we in fact feel we got some SERIOUS unfinished business there. Even so, for the time being, we had to straight up bail. The fact is that the Insane Clown Posse have NOT left TNA for GOOD, like our website had stated before. That was only a typo. In fact, I won't even front. We lied about that. So what. We always lie about everything. The Truth is, unlike before with us and wrestling, THIS TIME, we didn't just run out of the business like byatches. The fact is that we just happen to be multi-talented ass ninjas. You see, we got the whole massive Dark Lotus Tour rehearsals going on, along with mad musical recordings, and so much other shit happening at once that we JUST HAD to take a break from TNA Pay Per Views at this time. Plus my fuckin' neck hurts. So we went back into hiding. We left, FOR NOW, that is. See, the real truth is that we love NWA TNA because they're good people over there and it's hella fun for us. Even while we're getting our faces blasted with fists, boots and chairs, we can't stop laughing and loving it. We are fuckin' TNA Wrestling marks and we still watch every Wednesday. Whether we're watching from the bus, the studio or from behind a hoe's big ass, we always watching Wednesday night. Because we love that shit. This ain't no plug bitch. We love WWE too, we can't front. We watch that shit too. We just love wrestling. Simply because we do bitch. THE FUTURE? HERE IT IS... KNOW THIS... We Will be back to the NWA-TNA Asylum just when everybody least expects it. We WON'T TELL YOU WHEN WE ARE GONNA RETURN, because that part WILL BE AN AMBUSH... An ambush all ON MONTY BROWN'S BIG DUMB ASS. Why? Because he tried to break my boy 2 Tuff Tony's neck when he Power Bombed him on that ladder. WHEN WE RETURN, THE HIT IS ON MONTY BROWN. Monty Brown aka The Alpha Stale, will get his. Don't sleep TNA Fans. We'll be back soon. insaneclownposse.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2004 Word! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted March 23, 2004 As long as they aren't crudding up my radio, I'll be more than happy to sacrifice TNA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sean pyro Report post Posted March 23, 2004 Well I know I'm looking forward to there return. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo Effect 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2004 we JUST HAD to take a break from TNA Pay Per Views at this time. Plus my fuckin' neck hurts. I can totally picture the delivery of a line like this from Guido or 3D on a JCW tape. If they want to come back every four months for a month at a time, I'm up for it. For the most part, their matches/segments aren't terrible, especially compared to the shows TNA was putting on a two months ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mosaicv2 Report post Posted March 23, 2004 wow... its an ANGLE as far as I can see it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted March 23, 2004 Well, I'm not too thrilled about them coming back, however that article was a riot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
