Guest Goodear Posted March 23, 2004 Report Posted March 23, 2004 Hi, I continue to pimp myself for your pleasure especially considering there were like a billion new additiions to the site yesterday. Anyway, I wrote a review of Friday the 13th The Final Chapter and was hoping for a little feedback. So go to the main page and scroll down a bit and you'll find it. Go horror movie discussion GO! ... I make Stephanie McMahon and Rob Feinstein jokes too. ... Come on. ... Please?
2GOLD Posted March 23, 2004 Report Posted March 23, 2004 I enjoyed it, funny and informative. I still can't figure out what the hell happened to Tommy? I mean, the guy spends two or three movies trying to kill Jason and then he decides "screw this" when he realizes Jason refuses to stay down.
Guest Goodear Posted March 23, 2004 Report Posted March 23, 2004 I think once you dig up someone's grave and stick a metal bar through his dead chest... and he THEN gets up and kills another dozen people that you've 'helped' enough.
2GOLD Posted March 23, 2004 Report Posted March 23, 2004 I think once you dig up someone's grave and stick a metal bar through his dead chest... and he THEN gets up and kills another dozen people that you've 'helped' enough. Yeah, but I'd also see it as the perfect chance to open a chain of Fast Food restraunts called "Vorhees" all about Jason. Course, I'm sick and demented. I mean, did Tommy get a job? Did he become a Power Ranger? It just seems his whole life was "I MUST STOP JASON" and then suddenly it's "Ummm, nevermind". I've been thinking about this way too much.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 23, 2004 Report Posted March 23, 2004 Don't be dissing Corey Feldman! He ruled in The Goonies & The Lost Boys....otherwise, eh. He did have the voice for Donatello in TMNT too I think. (not 2, too)
Guest Black Tiger Posted March 23, 2004 Report Posted March 23, 2004 Two simple words sum up this movie....."DEAD FUCK". Best line was when he was laying with her in bed "Was I.......Was I a Dead Fuck?"
Guest MD2020 Posted March 23, 2004 Report Posted March 23, 2004 I have to repeat the "good review but don't fucking put down Corey Feldman" stuff.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 23, 2004 Report Posted March 23, 2004 I have to repeat the "good review but don't fucking put down Corey Feldman" stuff. Except for the : I want to be like Michael Jackson" days. I bet he's kicking himself in the ass for that.
Guest Mosaicv2 Posted March 23, 2004 Report Posted March 23, 2004 I have to repeat the "good review but don't fucking put down Corey Feldman" stuff. yeah... I still love him from Stand By Me
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted March 23, 2004 Report Posted March 23, 2004 Well, Goodear after typing your review into "my little computer" it says your review was a "dead fuck". I liked it though.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted March 23, 2004 Report Posted March 23, 2004 Well, Goodear after typing your review into "my little computer" it says your review was a "dead fuck". I liked it though.
DCMaximo Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 Nice review. I love The Final Chapter, probably my fourth favourite of the series- hell, any film with Crispin Glover and Corey Feldman is going to have a headstart in greatness, but some of the deaths in this one are awesome (I still laugh at the fat hitchhiker). Sadly you've got one of the worst one coming up next...especially as Tommy is such a contemptable bastard in part V
Guest Black Tiger Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 What Friday the 13th character are you? Damn it, I got Shelly, couldn't I have at least gotten Dead Fuck?
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 Jason Voorhees - A true loner. All you want is to have a nice quiet walk in the woods, but people keep stepping on your territory and messing with your stuff. You tend to be a little on the moody side, with the strength and intelligence of a mad man. YES! IM A PSYCHO KILLER! Beware....
DCMaximo Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 Bitchin' I got Tina, the psychic chick from part VII who beat Jason by resurrecting her dad from the depth of Camp Crystal Lake. I'm happy. Damn it, I got Shelly, couldn't I have at least gotten Dead Fuck? But he's apparently very nice in real life and won $64,000 on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, so it could be worse (realises that doesn't make you feel better)
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted March 25, 2004 Report Posted March 25, 2004 What Friday the 13th character are you? Jason Voorhees!!!!!!! Now who's unfuckwithable........
Guest MD2020 Posted March 25, 2004 Report Posted March 25, 2004 What Friday the 13th character are you? Damn it, I got Shelly, couldn't I have at least gotten Dead Fuck? Creighton Duke - Born Leader. Hard ass to the end, you are the one who takes charge when things start to look rough. On occasion you have kicked some ass, and done it well. You don't take any crap, which tends to leave you with few friends. Yeah, that's what's up.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 25, 2004 Report Posted March 25, 2004 What Friday the 13th character are you? Damn it, I got Shelly, couldn't I have at least gotten Dead Fuck? Creighton Duke - Born Leader. Hard ass to the end, you are the one who takes charge when things start to look rough. On occasion you have kicked some ass, and done it well. You don't take any crap, which tends to leave you with few friends. Yeah, that's what's up. Hmmmmm I don't remember that character. Must've been in either Part VI-IX.
Guest MD2020 Posted March 25, 2004 Report Posted March 25, 2004 What Friday the 13th character are you? Damn it, I got Shelly, couldn't I have at least gotten Dead Fuck? Creighton Duke - Born Leader. Hard ass to the end, you are the one who takes charge when things start to look rough. On occasion you have kicked some ass, and done it well. You don't take any crap, which tends to leave you with few friends. Yeah, that's what's up. Hmmmmm I don't remember that character. Must've been in either Part VI-IX. Jason goes to Hell. Bounty Hunter guy who knows the secret to killing Jason.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 25, 2004 Report Posted March 25, 2004 Thank GOD I never saw Jason Goes to Hell. From what I've heard, Soooooo stupid. Even dumber than the girl (Tina) with telikinetic powers.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 Jason goes to hell = yes three times......
Richard Posted March 27, 2004 Report Posted March 27, 2004 kinda looks like Norm Macdonald in this pic.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 27, 2004 Report Posted March 27, 2004 kinda looks like Norm Macdonald in this pic. Eh....I see a LITTLE resemblance, but not a lot. Plus the first movie was 24 years ago and Norm was like 10 at the time. Off Topic: When did Chevy Chase have a late night TV Show!?
King Kamala Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 Chevy Chase had his own late night talk show I believe 93ish. Fox thought they could compete with Leno and Lettermen by bringing in Chevy, who wasn't all that washed up as an actor at that point. It didn't work so well.
Richard Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 Eh....I see a LITTLE resemblance, but not a lot. Plus the first movie was 24 years ago and Norm was like 10 at the time He was born in '61, so more like 17 or 18.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 Eh....I see a LITTLE resemblance, but not a lot. Plus the first movie was 24 years ago and Norm was like 10 at the time He was born in '61, so more like 17 or 18. I was being partially sarcastic (like I care of his age) but it's sad if you actually knew that off the top of your head.
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