Highland Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, that might be OK in California, BUT we're not having any of that shit here in Texas"
Guest FrigidSoul Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 Dames isn't going to like this joke
Highland Posted March 26, 2004 Author Report Posted March 26, 2004 Why not? He hates spiders and they get stepped on. Ergo, he would like it.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 Yes, but the little girl is able to do something he can not
Use Your Illusion Posted March 26, 2004 Report Posted March 26, 2004 Dames probably wouldn't of worked that one out if you hadn't of just mentioned that. Therefore - BA - - ah, why bother. UYI
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