Highland 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, that might be OK in California, BUT we're not having any of that shit here in Texas" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Eh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Dames isn't going to like this joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Why not? He hates spiders and they get stepped on. Ergo, he would like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Yes, but the little girl is able to do something he can not Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Dames probably wouldn't of worked that one out if you hadn't of just mentioned that. Therefore - BA - - ah, why bother. UYI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
