Home on a Saturday night.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I was invited to go out with some friends, but, in a decision I now regret, I chose to stay in.

 

Christ, I'm bored. I think I'll set my cock on fire.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

If Smokey the Bear were here, he'd try and talk you out of that plan, but since he's not, need a lighter?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Well, that was a bust. Human flesh doesn't burn as easily as I hoped.

[treble 0]

Post picz plz.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

If Smokey the Bear were here, he'd try and talk you out of that plan, but since he's not, need a lighter?

Where were you earlier? I feel like a fool for using a magnifying glass and my reading lamp.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Post picz plz.

You just made me do an image search on "burnt penis."

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

w00t! I just watched the Canucks come from behind to win in OT on a beautiful goal by Morrison~

 

Tonight is a good night.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

spiny norman has been viewing this thread for a very long time.

[Youth N Asia 0]

I'm going to go jerk off into a sock. See ya later.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I hope it's your sock.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I should have worn sandals.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Mmm, teenage alcoholism. Ain't nothin' better.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Offers weed to innocent teens*

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I'm going to go jerk off into a sock. See ya later.

....Why does my sock feel gooey inside?!

 

*Offers weed to innocent teens*

 

You cooky canadians. You're suppose to offer it to 10 year olds.

 

 

w00t! I just watched the Canucks come from behind to win in OT on a beautiful goal by Morrison~

 

Tonight is a good night.

 

Devils all the way baby!

[MrRant 0]

I hope Mr. Wart visits you all

 

Warning - Don't click if weak stomach.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Holy shit, finally...someone with the same problem asme

[MrRant 0]

I think syphillis is what has fucked you up Banky.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

One of the photos in that search MrRant posted looked like somebody took melted Lucky Charms marshmellows and put them on their unit.

 

Still, its safe to guess that they aren't magically delicious

[Youth N Asia 0]

*stops jerking off into a sock*

 

Those pics ruined my boner

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

One of the photos in that search MrRant posted looked like somebody took melted Lucky Charms marshmellows and put them on their unit.

 

Still, its safe to guess that they aren't magically delicious

LMFAO! That's going in the sig...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I think syphillis is what has fucked you up Banky.

hence my delusions of grandeur

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

pssh. Delusions? we all know banky is the greatest thing since sliced bread. He tells me so all the time.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

pssh. Delusions? we all know banky is the greatest thing since sliced bread. He tells me so all the time.

.....?

 

you puzzle me, son.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Hey, if it's good enough for Al Capone, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Beethoven's mother, it's good enough for me.