Bring Back Charlie Ward isn't enough.

[Nighthawk 0]

You know what's not funny though? Cervical cancer.

[Ripper 0]

You know what's not funny though? Cervical cancer.

Yet oddly that post was....

 

Hmm..

[justsoyouknow 0]

You know what's not funny though? Cervical cancer.

What if it's your sworn enemy that has cervical cancer? Then it might be kinda funny.

[Ripper 0]

If cervical cancer is trying to hit a baseball and it hits it in the balls, it will be funny.

 

No matter how much I watch Americas Home Videos, its still funny EVERY TIME.

[justsoyouknow 0]

America's Funniest Home Videos was funny for one reason and one reason only.

 

That's right. Bob Sagget.

[Ripper 0]

America's Funniest Home Videos was funny for one reason and one reason only.

 

That's right. Bob Sagget.

If debilitating ball shots aren't your cup of tea I have to seriously question your patriotism, Commie.

[justsoyouknow 0]

The ballshots were great, no boubt, but you have to admit that you enjoyed Bob's clever little voice-overs. Those were comedy personified.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Grade Anglesault.

Posts mainly in the wrestling forum. Grade n/a.

 

I'll note that all that wrestling crap in his sig is extremely embarassing for a man his age (38 or whatever). Suicide is the only option.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Some more suggestions for your gradebook:

 

MarioLogan

 

Kinetic

 

Incanetic

1. MarioLogan: My thoughts on him are well-documented, so there's very little I can say about this vaginal fart that has not already been said. Grade: F

 

2. Kinetic: I never liked him. Grade: C-

 

3. Incanetic: Was amusing for a bit, but when I realized it was Spaceman Spiff, the magic was gone. Grade: C

 

The rest of you can go to hell. Good night!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Just when I thought Inc was starting to lose his touch...

 

he confirms it.

 

 

*rim shot*

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Oh, I'll do this one, too:

 

Grade some Classics Inc:

 

Xkiller (Don't remember if you were around for him)

DJ Jeff

 

xkiller: I lurked in the days of xkiller, but I saw enough to know that he was the best troll this board, in its many incarnations, has ever seen. His occasional serious thread--some of which can still be found on this very board--threw you off his game just enough to make you think he might really be serious. Fucking hilarious, to boot. Grade: A-

 

DJ Jeff: I used to watch those Sally Struthers infomercials religiously--ya know, with the starving kids and whatnot. Seeing the pain and suffering of the children in impoverished third world nations always made me feel better about my situation. I'm so very rarely superior to most people (outside of message boards LOL), that I take pleasure in being able to stuff my fat American face with as many cheeseburgers and milkshakes as I desire, while those kids stared stupidly at a bag of wheat.

 

What I'm saying is that DJ Jeff should go on a diet. Grade: B-

 

I'll do the others later. Maybe.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

3. Incanetic: Was amusing for a bit, but when I realized it was Spaceman Spiff, the magic was gone. Grade: C

Kotzenjunge just informed that it is not Spaceman Spiff. This doesn't effect the grade any.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Grade Kotzenjunge.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Grade Kotzenjunge.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Grade Myself...I'm killing time till Raw so uh, yeah. And listening to my playlist(Currently: Kristen Barry's "Ordinary Life")

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Grade Myself...I'm killing time till Raw so uh, yeah. And listening to my playlist(Currently: Kristen Barry's "Ordinary Life")

He said he wasn't grading anyone who asked.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'm being forced at gunpoint to ask this...

 

Grade Dutch

[Nighthawk 0]

Don't grade Dutch. He's deliberately flaunting the spirit of the rules.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

he'll kill me if you don't

[dutchse.cx 0]

Grade CWMwasmurdered

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I don't think you can handle seeing the

 

A+++++++

[Guest]

Grade CWMwasmurdered

I second that notion.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Grade CWMwasmurdered

I second that notion.

Considering Inc has offered his opinion on me numerous times I think this is pointless.

[Guest]

Grade CWMwasmurdered

I second that notion.

Considering Inc has offered his opinion on me numerous times I think this is pointless.

I didn't know that. Sorry.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you should be

[Nighthawk 0]

CWM told me to tell you that he wants you to grade me.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Look, I just came back from the campus bar, so I'm in no mood to grade you people. The only request I have yet to, but will, honor is JYSK's of Kotzenjunge.

 

That'll be later, though. When I'm sober.

 

EDIT: I might do the other trolls, too. Who knows with this crazy thread!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM told me to tell you that he wants you to grade me.

nuh-uh!

[Nighthawk 0]

The only request I have yet to, but will, honor is JYSK's of Kotzenjunge.

See, I told him not to grade Dutch. He listens to me.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Have you been people been talking about this thread when I'm not around.