JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 From PWI... Dark Matches Chuck Palumbo beat a jobber with a punch (I'm not joking). I can't remember exact names because it was tough to hear, but a bigger guy named Trent Taynor (with a Batista look) or something similar beat a small local guy from Cincinnati. Heat Garrison Cade beat Rosey with an Elbowdrop from the top rope La Resistance beat two smaller guys with a double team slam when one of their opponents grabbed them in a headscissors/headlock combo, and they slammed him down. Val Venis made Steven Richards tap out to a variation of a leglock in a good back and forth match. --------------------------------------- I attended Raw tonight at the US Bank Arena. After the show ended, Triple H got on the mic and called Shelton Benjamin back to the ring for 5 more minutes since his win was a "fluke". Triple H and Ric Flair prepared to jump Benjamin until Stone Cold's music hit, and he came down the ramp on the four wheeler. Austin circled the ring, and Triple H told Austin to go back to the dressing room like the coward he is. After teasing an entry to the ring, Austin drove back behind the curtain. Then, Triple H asked Benjamin to amateur wrestle The Nature Boy. After Flair told Benjamin that he'd make his skin a "few shades lighter by riding him around the ring," Benjamin got on the mic and told "Toucan Sam" and Flair that they couldn't be trusted. Flair and Triple H then jumped Benjamin, but he started to fight them off with a nice superkick on Flair and low blow on HHH. Then Austin's music hit, and he came back down to stun Flair and The Game. Austin drank some beers and asked Shelton if he needed a beer. Benjamin began drinking and was quickly greeted with a Stunner. Benjamin made his way up the rampway and a smiling Austin tossed him some more beers and toasted him from a distance. The show closed with Stone Cold and Lilian Garcia chugging some beers and riding around on the four wheeler. All in all, I felt it was a quality show with a pretty live crowd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 Shit, I forgot Rico was on SD now. Chuck Palumbo beat a jobber with a punch (I'm not joking). Oh, its that killer right hand of his! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 I think everyone's disappointed that Test isn't on Heat this week. Is the guy just buried or what? And where's Matt Hardy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 So Austin Stunned Benjamin? uhuh.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 So Austin Stunned Benjamin? uhuh.. But it was a GOOD NATURED stunner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LivingLegendGaryColeman 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 Everyone needs one of those "Welcome to the Big League Stunners". It's been proven to get them over. Look at how over Stacy Keibler's been since she got stunned for not drinking the beer. She was the real heatless wonder before that stunner. Those stunners earn heat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 Austin has to stun everyone some time or another. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 If they're going to make Chuck Palumbo's new finisher be a punch, than it must be made a HEARTPUNCH~! And also, I'd like for him to grow a big, bushy moustache. Big Bully Busick 2k4!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 If they're going to make Chuck Palumbo's new finisher be a punch, than it must be made a HEARTPUNCH~! And also, I'd like for him to grow a big, bushy moustache. Big Bully Busick 2k4!!! There's only one master of the heart punch, motherfucker: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 If Palumbo can grow his eyebrows like that, I will become his #1 fan. And beg and plead for the WWE to push him to the moon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chazz 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 No A-Train on Heat? The hell was he traded for then?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 Austin's gotta go over on everyone. Whether he's working or not. Chuck Palumbo needs to bring back The Heart Punch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man Reborn Report post Posted March 30, 2004 Hey Dirty Joe, what's crappen'in? Prequisite for a push in the WWE: - Stunner - Pedigree - Rock mocks you - Undertaker shakes your hand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 I want to see a Reviving Stunner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 Hey Dirty Joe, what's crappen'in? Prequisite for a push in the WWE: - Stunner - Pedigree - Rock mocks you - Undertaker shakes your hand Add JR putting you over as "The toughest SOB" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 If they're going to make Chuck Palumbo's new finisher be a punch, than it must be made a HEARTPUNCH~! And also, I'd like for him to grow a big, bushy moustache. Big Bully Busick 2k4!!! There's only one master of the heart punch, motherfucker: It would actually be pretty swank if they let Rico go all out in his Adrian Street impersonation. And then had A-Train reinvent himself as an Ox Baker impersonation. Maybe have Venis or Storm be the new Austin Idol. Maybe have Dinsmore be a "satanist" Kevin Sullivan and recruit people to be his Maya Singh and Purple Haze. (hell, I'd settle for someone ripping Maniac Mark Lewin in general) nl5: marks out for oldschool cheesy gimmicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 La Resistance beat two smaller guys with a double team slam when one of their opponents grabbed them in a headscissors/headlock combo, and they slammed him down. Is there even a point to continuing this STUPID gimmick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted March 30, 2004 Austin's gotta go over on everyone. Whether he's working or not. Chuck Palumbo needs to bring back The Heart Punch Yep. I heard that's what he told police after beating his girlfriend. I didn't beat her, I was just trying to get over..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2004 Benjamin got on the mic and told "Toucan Sam" and Flair that they couldn't be trusted. Damn, that's a good one. I'll have to remember that one. /"Follow your nose, follow YOUR nose" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
