Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 When we last saw the cockstrider, he was looking quite prepared to take a mate.. Indeed, he managed to attract a female strider to him to satisfy his carnal need for pleasure and reproduction. After a short (in fact less than 2 month) gestation period during which the female Strider attemped to run down a postal worker, burn the neighbours cave out, and knife her male in the groin due to excessive hormones...the time has come to meet: Mr. And Mrs. AND JUNIOR COCKSTRIDER~! Best wishes, cards and gifts will be left here for the happy family to collect. Thank you for your time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 1, 2004 This is both the most adorable and most disturbing thing ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Mrs. Cockstrider is pretty hot --she got a sister?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Is that the mascot from the Dole pineapple company riding the back of Jr.? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Edit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Take that shit elsewhere, this isn't the time nor place for your sick ass fantasies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 oh and KKK, here's a picture of strider's sister. And she's available! could this be the beginning of the first human/strider coupling since frigid and a female strider got together a few weeks ago after too much gutrot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 1, 2004 Damn these cockstriders are hypnotic.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 1, 2004 During this joyous time, I feel it would be appropriate to go back and relive the initial post that has brought my most successful gimmick to me. Agent Of Oblivion: The Green Cockstrider of Netheril is a rare creature indeed. Borne of sexual misadventures between the lower caste of gods, the cock was regarded as an infidel, and removed due to the lower gods' pursuit of ascention. The removed godprick was flung into the Void, and left to its own devices. The regenerative qualities of the gods is also in their detatched genitalia, however, so the diseased ungodcocks continue to live. Older ones have evolved small, but sturdy, legs which they use to prance in place. They are to be respectfully admired. If you do so, a small smile will gradually creep across your face. Wonder how many people can say that they got over using a prancing green phallus looking llama creation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 1, 2004 I figured that I would be the first to leave my gift to the Cockstriders...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 1, 2004 could this be the beginning of the first human/strider coupling since frigid and a female strider got together a few weeks ago after too much gutrot? She blames the gutrot but I know she enjoyed it. Why won't she return my phonecalls? *cries* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
