The "Bobby and Whitney" Show?

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

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The "Bobby and Whitney" Show?

 

by Joal Ryan

Apr 2, 2004, 3:00 PM PT

 

 

 

And you thought Bobby Brown only liked having his picture taken at the police station...

 

The famed defendant is at work on a proposed reality TV series starring himself and featuring his wife, famed, if troubled, singer Whitney Houston.

 

 

Camera crews were spotted this week filming Brown, 35, Houston, 40, and their entourage (daughter, dog, rehab coach) around their Atlanta hometown, Friday's Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported.

 

Reps for Houston, still receiving treatment from a drug-treatment facility, are careful to paint the project as Brown's baby. Spokeswoman Nancy Seltzer told E! that Brown is shooting the series through his production company.

 

Officials with B2 Entertainment, the Atlanta-based firm cited by the Journal-Constitution as Brown's company, did not return a call for comment Friday.

 

No word on what networks, if any yet, are interested in the project. Also no word on what the project's called, although given Brown's history Just Like Cops would have to be given strong consideration.

 

As of now, the show sounds destined for the Food Channel. Monday night saw Brown's crew trail him, the wife, the kid (Bobbi Kristina), the dog (Doggie) and the rehab coach (Houston's) to the Palm Restaurant located in the nifty-named Atlanta suburb of Buckhead, reports said.

 

Cameras captured the clan dining on clams, lobster and steak tartare (which, for the record, was for Doggie), Palm waiter Jimmy Logan told the Journal-Constitution.

 

Tuesday night saw Brown and Houston eating out again as tape rolled. (Doggie apparently had other obligations, and did not attend.) This time, the fun couple went to Atlanta's Prime restaurant, where Houston sang "Happy Birthday" to celebration-minded diners at another table, the newspaper said.

 

Celebrities currently living the camcordered life for the enjoyment and enlightenment of TV audiences include Ozzy Osbourne, et. al, marrieds Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson and Anna Nicole Smith.

 

If his producers plan accordingly, Brown will have all the footage he needs wrapped by May 5, when inevitably he is due back in a courtroom. The onetime R&B star, whose arrest record long ago overshadowed his studio record, faces a hearing on misdemeanor battery charges he bruised Houston's cheek and cut her lip in an alleged smackdown at their home last December.

 

Overall, the timing of Brown's production seems odd given it was just last week he was talking about how he and Houston, who has given her Tammy Wynette all in standing by her oft-arrested man, needed space from the media.

 

"If you can just do us a favor and let us live for a while and enjoy each other," Brown told TV's Extra. "...Enjoy your lives and we're going to enjoy ours."

 

As is their way, drama has been running high of late at the Brown-Houston household.

 

Brown's plea for privacy coincided with his latest public appearance--in a Massachusetts jail, where he was put up for a night until he made good on child-support payments to the mother of his two eldest children by another woman. Brown came to Boston by way of the Georgia penal system, where he'd been doing time on probation violations.

 

Houston, for her part, checked into rehab last month for unspecified drug treatment. Reportedly she checked out five days later, but her camp continues to describe her as being part of a "program." Houston lawyer Mark Trigg told the Journal-Constitution that her treatment encourages her to spend time with her family.

 

It was in the midst of a bonding session on Tuesday that Houston scored her own police-blotter entry. The diva, on her way back from dropping off her daughter at school, was cited by Gwinnett County police in Georgia for pushing her 2004 Porsche Cayenne up to 68 mph in a 45 mph zone, the newspaper reported.

 

Houston now has a May 15 date in traffic court.

 

It's quite possible Sony doesn't make enough videotape to keep up with this pair.

 

 

Oh you got to admit this would be funny.

 

Bobby: Bitch did you do up all my crack again. *Smacks Whitney*

[the max 0]

The UCR would need a new scale after this show.

[Guest El Satanico]

Oh you got to admit this would be funny.

 

Bobby: Bitch did you do up all my crack again. *Smacks Whitney*

Oh you silly honkey.

 

Didn't you see her Barbara Walters interview...they don't do crack.

[Guest Deebo]

Oh you got to admit this would be funny.

 

Bobby: Bitch did you do up all my crack again. *Smacks Whitney*

Oh you silly honkey.

 

Didn't you see her Barbara Walters interview...they don't do crack.

Yeah, there's no recipts, remember? Find the recipts, and then tell me they're on drugs. FIND THE RECIPTS!!

[Guest wrestlingbs]

This is at Anna Nicole Smith levels of low.

 

And I thought Whitnet was going to finally break up with Bobby after an intervention.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Say hello to a weekly 60-minute show devoted solely to crack. Maybe Kelly Osbourne can make a cameo.

[CanadianChris 0]

Oy.

 

Here's the next thing I want to see coming out of Hollywood:

 

[Guest El Satanico]

Say hello to a weekly 60-minute show devoted solely to crack.

Oh you silly cracker ass cracka.

 

Didn't you see her Barbara Walters interview...they don't do crack.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

This is at Anna Nicole Smith levels of low.

 

And I thought Whitnet was going to finally break up with Bobby after an intervention.

Yeah if she hasn't left his ass by now she never will I think. I use to feel sorry for her but, I really think she's a dumbass even before she was hooked on drugs.

[lomasmoney 0]

CRACK is WACK