The OAO Velocidential Thread

[Tawren 0]

I wouldn't want to be the guy that had to wrestle that kid.

I'd hate to lose to that kid.

 

Seriously, not discriminating or anyone, but HOW CAN YOU LOSE TO THAT?

I think Meltzer said he was undefeated this year or something.

Yeah, his parents just said he had never been pinned.

 

That's just...sad.

[Guest Askewniverse]

I wouldn't want to be the guy that had to wrestle that kid.

I see your point. It would be a lose-lose situation. If you win, big deal. You should have won anyway. If you lose, you lost to a physically-challenged person.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I wouldn't want to be the guy that had to wrestle that kid.

I'd hate to lose to that kid.

 

Seriously, not discriminating or anyone, but HOW CAN YOU LOSE TO THAT?

Probably intimidation or are punk asses.

 

 

Kissing Flair's BUTT lol.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

35-16?!

 

damn... i know guys in my area that would BOW DOWN to that shit.

[JoeDirt 0]

Orton: "Yeah, I wrestled two years in high school, and didn't do very well, that's why I do this." (Makes a "cut" motion). Lol.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Orton: "Yeah, I wrestled two years in high school, and didn't do very well, that's why I do this." (Makes a "cut" motion). Lol.

by "do this" he means traveling the country talking to the handicapped ... not that there is anything wrong with that.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Here's a way to get Orton mega heat. Have him RKO this guy on T.V.

 

 

Hell, it worked for O'Haire & Piper when they ripped off Gowens fake leg.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Thank God that's over. He ain't getting sympathy from me.

[JoeDirt 0]

Thank God that's over. He ain't getting sympathy from me.

Eh, I didn't have a problem with it.

 

So how much of Bret/Owen in the cage are they going to show? 3 minutes?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Thank God that's over. He ain't getting sympathy from me.

Black hearted mother[bleep]er! I'm gonna grind mud in yo' couch N[bleep]a! [/chappelle mode]

[The Amazing Rando 0]

they may give a good chunk of tv time to it... it's a great damn match.

 

 

Owen getting Tree Of Woe'd in the cage = gold.

[JoeDirt 0]

More Walking Tall stuff. *Yawn*

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I already have Owen/Bret on the BloodBaths DVD as well as the original PPV broadcast so I'm set.

[JoeDirt 0]

Rock's like a kid with two groups of friends, and he has to talk differently around each.

[JoeDirt 0]

I already have Owen/Bret on the BloodBaths DVD as well as the original PPV broadcast so I'm set.

I still need to get the Bloodbath DVD.

[Guest Askewniverse]

I already have Owen/Bret on the BloodBaths DVD as well as the original PPV broadcast so I'm set.

I still need to get the Bloodbath DVD.

You should definitely pick it up. Bret-Owen and Magnum-Tully alone are worth the price of the set.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Hey look everybody, a commercial for The Bullshit Encounter match!

 

Edit:

I already have Owen/Bret on the BloodBaths DVD as well as the original PPV broadcast so I'm set.

 

I couldn't tell and since I only watched it on DVD once, was the commentary left intact with them saying WWF?

 

By the way, despite the shortness of the film, Walking Tall was pretty good. I recommend seeing it.

[Guest Askewniverse]

I already have this match (Bloodbath DVD and PPV version), but I can't complain about it. Oddly enough, I was watching Bret-Owen from WM X shortly before Velocity started.

[DMann2003 0]

Man I love that shot of Owen crawling to the cage door and Bret grabs him by his face and Owen screams "No! Nooooo!" and bites his fingers.

[JoeDirt 0]

Has anyone ever gone through the door to win a cage match?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I miss the blue cage.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Has anyone ever gone through the door to win a cage match?

 

Don Muraco and Victoria came to my mind immediately.

 

 

 

The Superplex off the top of the cage was a true Holy shit! moment for its time.

[Guest Askewniverse]

Has anyone ever gone through the door to win a cage match?

I remember seeing Yokozuna beat Bret Hart in a cage match by escaping through the door.

[DMann2003 0]

Has anyone ever gone through the door to win a cage match?

What I want to know is why noone ever slides out feet first, seeing as how they always make a point about the guys FEET touching first whenever their hands touch the floor.

[JoeDirt 0]

Has anyone ever gone through the door to win a cage match?

What I want to know is why noone ever slides out feet first, seeing as how they always make a point about the guys FEET touching first whenever their hands touch the floor.

Or why they don't just jump down instead of letting the guy pull them back in.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

speaking of going through the door, wouldn't logic dictate that you would try and go feet first out the door instead of headfirst?

 

Glad to know Im not the only one who thought that.

[Guest Choken One]

or why a Guy climbs and looks down repeatdly while the other guy is "out cold"...same deal with the ladder match...

 

Yes, we know the other guys getting up and saving it...but dont be so damn obvious.

[DMann2003 0]

Coming up next...Benoit Beats His Meat

 

 

 

...that...didn't come out right

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

lol

 

Divas go to Cancun, Benoit's in a meat locker.

[DMann2003 0]

If Benoit was a steak...