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That goes without saying though. But at least I am getting hot ass these days  ;)

Personally, I'd put a paper bag over her head while I was fucking her...or at least do it from behind.

Wait, which one?

The first one

 

I think she'd oink upon penetration

Good lord, that's gotta be one of the hottest girls I've ever seen, in person at least. Got any pictures of the goddess you are no doubt banging?

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Guest BANKYWOOD
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That goes without saying though. But at least I am getting hot ass these days  ;)

Personally, I'd put a paper bag over her head while I was fucking her...or at least do it from behind.

Wait, which one?

The first one

 

I think she'd oink upon penetration

Good lord, that's gotta be one of the hottest girls I've ever seen, in person at least. Got any pictures of the goddess you are no doubt banging?

My girlfriend is beyond a goddess. And mothefuck, if I showed you a picture, you'd no doubt wanna be banging me.

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That goes without saying though. But at least I am getting hot ass these days  ;)

Personally, I'd put a paper bag over her head while I was fucking her...or at least do it from behind.

Wait, which one?

The first one

 

I think she'd oink upon penetration

Good lord, that's gotta be one of the hottest girls I've ever seen, in person at least. Got any pictures of the goddess you are no doubt banging?

My girlfriend is beyond a goddess. And mothefuck, if I showed you a picture, you'd no doubt wanna be banging me.

Hey, I put my balls on the line by posting myself, and girls I have been getting with. Show me yours.........well, not literally, but you get the point.

Guest BANKYWOOD
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You really don't wanna loose your balls, do you?

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Nah, I think I still got em. You're the only one who has criticized any of the girls anyways, so I come out intact. Besides, with your refusal to post a pic of your own piece of perfection, I win the argument.

Guest FrigidSoul
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the fact Banky can't even find girl #1 attractive means that he's either

 

A.) A Closet homosexual

 

B.) Really does have feelings for TSA and nobody will ever be able to top her in his eyes.

 

either way, he's still our Banky

Guest BANKYWOOD
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Nah, I think I still got em. You're the only one who has criticized any of the girls anyways, so I come out intact. Besides, with your refusal to post a pic of your own piece of perfection, I win the argument.

What more can I say?

 

I don't have a scanner. I wish I could make your balls drip in envy, but I can't. So keep your balls, waste them on those swamp donkeys.

 

And yes, I'm a closet homosexual for having taste.

 

Pardon me.

Guest FrigidSoul
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And yes, I'm a closet homosexual

Its ok man, nobody thinks differently of ya.

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the fact Banky can't even find girl #1 attractive means that he's either

 

A.) A Closet homosexual

 

B.) Really does have feelings for TSA and nobody will ever be able to top her in his eyes.

 

either way, he's still our Banky

It's gotta be option A. I mean, I like to think of myself as particularly picky, and she is above even my standards. I would've stood for criticism of the other two, but Jen is just ungodly hot. I dunno, maybe you have to see her naked to fully appreciate it, lol.

Guest BANKYWOOD
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the fact Banky can't even find girl #1 attractive means that he's either

 

A.) A Closet homosexual

 

B.) Really does have feelings for TSA and nobody will ever be able to top her in his eyes.

 

either way, he's still our Banky

It's gotta be option A. I mean, I like to think of myself as particularly picky, and she is above even my standards. I would've stood for criticism of the other two, but Jen is just ungodly hot. I dunno, maybe you have to see her naked to fully appreciate it, lol.

I lie.

 

Her face is great.

 

If I needed some place to blow my load.

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the fact Banky can't even find girl #1 attractive means that he's either

 

A.) A Closet homosexual

 

B.) Really does have feelings for TSA and nobody will ever be able to top her in his eyes.

 

either way, he's still our Banky

It's gotta be option A. I mean, I like to think of myself as particularly picky, and she is above even my standards. I would've stood for criticism of the other two, but Jen is just ungodly hot. I dunno, maybe you have to see her naked to fully appreciate it, lol.

You're siding with FrigidSoul. Just wanted to point that out.

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I lie.

 

Her face is great.

 

If I needed some place to blow my load.

Aw, nah. You cannot soil something so pure like that. I feel bad nutting anywhere near her. J/K.

 

Either way, I'd have to pull out to splash all over her face anyways.

Guest FrigidSoul
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Now, now Banky. There's nothing wrong with cumming on a girl's face. In fact I recommend it for any sexual situation.

 

Getting head and ready to splurge? Take it out and blow it on her face

 

Fucking her pussy and forgot to use a condom and she didn't have birth control? Pull it out a few pumps before, situate yourself over her and have her jerk you off until you blow it on her face. No unwanted babies.

 

Really, there's no negative in busting a fat nut on a girl's face

Guest BANKYWOOD
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Really, there's no negative in busting a fat nut on a girl's face

Yes there is, you misogonystic prick.

 

I'd never blow my load on my gitlfriend's face because she's beautiful. Only a bitch I truly don't respect would get my splooge on her face. And that ugly ass broad would get a hot cock in her twat, giiz on her face, and taxi fare home.

Posted
Really, there's no negative in busting a fat nut on a girl's face

Yes there is, you misogonystic prick.

 

I'd never blow my load on my gitlfriend's face because she's beautiful. Only a bitch I truly don't respect would get my splooge on her face. And that ugly ass broad would get a hot cock in her twat, giiz on her face, and taxi fare home.

Taxi fare? You're such a romantic Bank.

Guest FrigidSoul
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Some girls like it though. I mean if your girlfriend started begging for you to cum on her face would you do it or stop everything and explain to her why it wouldn't be right to do so?

Guest BANKYWOOD
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Really, there's no negative in busting a fat nut on a girl's face

Yes there is, you misogonystic prick.

 

I'd never blow my load on my gitlfriend's face because she's beautiful. Only a bitch I truly don't respect would get my splooge on her face. And that ugly ass broad would get a hot cock in her twat, giiz on her face, and taxi fare home.

Taxi fare? You're such a romantic Bank.

I could make her take the bus.

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Some girls like it though. I mean if your girlfriend started begging for you to cum on her face would you do it or stop everything and explain to her why it wouldn't be right to do so?

Eh. The 2nd girl I posted is all about it, which is reason #1 I could never go out with her. Fuck buddies sure, but nothing more. I just couldn't respect her enough, I dunno. It's just not something I get into, it's all about having control over the other person, and I'm not a control freak like that.

Guest FrigidSoul
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it doesn't have anything to do with controlling the other person if they want it. If you were to forcabely do it then sure...if she's asking for it then no big deal. If she's into it I don't mind doing it to her, soap and water washes it right off.

 

Not a big deal

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it doesn't have anything to do with controlling the other person if they want it. If you were to forcabely do it then sure...if she's asking for it then no big deal. If she's into it I don't mind doing it to her, soap and water washes it right off.

 

Not a big deal

Yeah, you're probably right. It's the only thing sexually that I am prudish about, and believe me, I've done everything else (please avoid obvious gay jokes).

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I like the girl with the beer the most.

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A few drinks in me and I'll fuck *anybody*, so yeah for a couple of fuck buddies, they do the job.

 

Never take my word on something such as that though, ever.

 

UYI

Works for me, because I will most likely see #2 tonight and #3 tomorrow night. Could be a hell of a week for me...........

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