I'm having a party tomorrow night

[1234-5678 0]

I don't want to just get a few cases of beer, I want people to get rip roaring drunk. I was considering just making a bowl of alcohol soaked punch, but that's because I am tired and can't come up with anything better.

 

So do you guys have any ideas for what I could serve?

[Sandman9000 0]

Alcohol soaked Vodka.

 

Or moonshine.

[Nighthawk 0]

Yeah, moonshine.

[1234-5678 0]

How do you make moonshine? I want some old school recipes. I want the kind of drink that explodes if you don't make it right.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Beer and weed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Canadian of course

[1234-5678 0]

If I got beer, it would be Bud Light or Michelob Light to play cards with, possibly some Moosehead if I feel like it. Weed will be there, but not for me.

[Guest Fook]

You want people to get rip roaring drunk, but then get light beer?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

If I got beer, it would be Bud Light or Michelob Light to play cards with, possibly some Moosehead if I feel like it.

 

This disqualifies you from having a good party.

 

Just get assorted hard liquors, nobody will care about the presentation after a couple hours and several cocktails.

[1234-5678 0]

That is my fallback plan if you jerkoffs can't think for me and come up with something better. Besides, girls are lightweights, and they like light beer.

 

Or else........

 

Hammered punch=vodka, rum, lemonade, fruit punch, 7up

 

That's what I am thinking as of now.

[Dandy 0]

Moonshine isn't made overnight. It has to sit like most other alcohols.

 

If you want a good party drink, check this out:

 

Buy a half gallon of Everclear. It's 190 proof (95%) alcohol. You can either buy powdered fruit punch Kool-Aid (enough to make 10 gallons) or just buy fruit punch (10 gallons). Buy bananas, Apples, grapes, strawberries, and a watermelon. Chop up all that and put it in your mix.

 

You will need a big 10+ gallon tupperware box. Rubbermaid makes a good storage box that works. Make the 10 gallons of fruit punch, add the fruit, then pour in the Everclear and stir it for a while. It is best if you let it settle for about four hours. By the end of the night, if you eat the fruit, you will be drunk as hell of a couple pieces of fruit. Have plenty of disposable plastic cups sitting by your box and either have a ladle or a plastic cup to pour the juice into the cups.

 

We call this "Jungle Juice."

[Nighthawk 0]

"Jungle Juice", what an original name.

 

By the way, you don't have to make moonshine. You can buy it. Just go to some redneck bar (I've seen your pictures, you'll fit in) and ask around. Somebody'll know where you can score some.

[Dandy 0]

I was just going by what he said about wanting to make moonshine that would blow up if it wasn't made right. I didn't know if he thought he could make it for his party tomorrow or not.

[1234-5678 0]

Moonshine isn't made overnight. It has to sit like most other alcohols.

 

If you want a good party drink, check this out:

 

Buy a half gallon of Everclear. It's 190 proof (95%) alcohol. You can either buy powdered fruit punch Kool-Aid (enough to make 10 gallons) or just buy fruit punch (10 gallons). Buy bananas, Apples, grapes, strawberries, and a watermelon. Chop up all that and put it in your mix.

 

You will need a big 10+ gallon tupperware box. Rubbermaid makes a good storage box that works. Make the 10 gallons of fruit punch, add the fruit, then pour in the Everclear and stir it for a while. It is best if you let it settle for about four hours. By the end of the night, if you eat the fruit, you will be drunk as hell of a couple pieces of fruit. Have plenty of disposable plastic cups sitting by your box and either have a ladle or a plastic cup to pour the juice into the cups.

 

We call this "Jungle Juice."

Laziness will prevent me from doing all this. But, how much is Everclear, out of curiosity?

 

Also, IDRM, I don't know of many redneck bars around Philly. And I look like one? Thanks, that's a compliment when most of the morons around here are wearing yellow or baby blue shirts.

[Dandy 0]

"Jungle Juice", what an original name.

 

 

Yeah, I didn't give it the name and I know it is very common, but since it has all the fruit in it and shit, I'm used to the name. It can be called "Assfucking underage Mexicans," the deal is it gets you wasted. I'm talking pissing in your floor, smacking your friends in the face and jumping off the roof of your house drunk.

 

 

 

 

Yes, I did that after drinking it one night.

[Nighthawk 0]

Also, IDRM, I don't know of many redneck bars around Philly. And I look like one? Thanks, that's a compliment when most of the morons around here are wearing yellow or baby blue shirts.

 

You don't necesarily look like a redneck, but you could pass. Just leave your shirt hanging open, put a cap on backwards and use an accent.

 

It's a misconception that rednecks are a localized thing, they are everywhere, including Philly. But hey, if you haven't seen em, you haven't seen em. They're around though.

[Dandy 0]

Everclear is relatively cheap here. IIRC, it is like $25 for a 1/2 gallon. Considering the alcohol content, it's a good deal. Bad part is that the alcohol content differs from state to state. I know it is like 150 proof or something in Florida. But here in West Virginia, it is 190!!!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Get a gallon bottle of Emerald Springs Vodka for $10, some JD, and some Bubblegum Shnappes for the women. Then go buy some Cola, 3 Liter Bottle of Supermarket brand Fruit Punch soda for a Dollar, and some Orange Juice. Leave all the containers on a table with some disposable cups and tell people to have fun.

 

This will cost you a combined like $40 and everybody will be trashed. If you really wanna get everybody wasted go find somebody who's selling oxycotens and buy like 5 20mg pills. You can all nod off like heroin addicts and then when you snap out of it you'll be drunk and yelling at each other.

[1234-5678 0]

Nah, no oxycotens, I don't feel like digging any graves.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

No grave digging? What kind of party is that?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Molson and Labatt own any American beer ever made. Even the Light versions are better than the normal american beers.

 

If you want to get the girls smashed just get Vodka and Tequila shooters and play shots while watching CNN.

 

Take a Shot every time you hear "Bush", "Iraq", or "Freedom"

[1234-5678 0]

No grave digging? What kind of party is that?

Well, there may be gravedigging of one kind, since my Dad says if I get a girl pregnant, I might as well dig my own grave..........

[Art Sandusky 0]

Make liquor Jell-O cubes. Same as if you made the cubes in an ice tray, just put booze in there. Tasty leads to tipsy.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

He's just trying to get you to watch the news, ignore him.

 

If you're going to play any game play that one where everybody tries to get drunk real fast. Whoever ends up drunk first wins and gets a drink.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I would go the cheapest route possible which would probably be the spiked punch.

 

You could probably buy Kool Aid and sugar to save money on the punch part .

[1234-5678 0]

Should I splurge, and get some roofies as well?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

No. that better be a joke man.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Just do constant shots...its cheap, simple, and potentially messy.

 

Do it.

[1234-5678 0]

No. that better be a joke man.

No it's not. I am the type of scumbag to use em.

 

I'd rather rely on good old fashioned charm..........and my huge wang.

 

What kinds of shots Bank?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Wild Turkey. 140 proof. Strong as hell, but isn't potentially dangerous like Everclear can be. Besides, it's fun to feel every opening on your face start to water.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

What kinds of shots Bank?

Man, anything you want.

 

There's limitless possibilities.

 

Start with Dr. Peppers...and get a tad harsher as people get more drunk. 6 shots to start the night would be a great start for everyone.