Pro-Life or Pro-Choice

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Well, that was relevant.

As if anything else in here is relevant. I think it summed up the thread quite well.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Thanks for your input, Edwin.

[Nighthawk 0]

You can feed a duck alkaseltzer if you eat it afterwards.

[justsoyouknow 0]

The duck or the alkaseltzer?

[Guest Dids]

Banky, CWM, Frig, JSYK.

 

Eric Sermon and Parrish Smith have a message for you:

 

[Nighthawk 0]

I suppose it would kind of be both.

 

By the way, nothing will happen if a duck eats alkaseltzer. The exploding stomach is a complete myth. If you say you did it, you're a fucking liar. I am not going to post evidence backing this up. I'm through posting evidence, believe me or don't. But if you don't, you're stupid.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Thanks for your input, Edwin.

Revoke your damning faint praise. I've been outclassed by EPMD.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Hey, I'll post damning faint praise whenever I want, because I'm a dastardly heel! (Twirls mustache)

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Their stomachs can't handle the antacids. They do die. I haven't done a duck autopsy to see why they die so I figured it was the stomach thing. Maybe they're just allergic to it.

[Nighthawk 0]

Fine. Fine, you asshole, now you've made me compromise my principals.

 

Read it and weep.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I'm telling you I killed one before. I threw the thing like 3 Cherry flavored Alkaseltzers and after eating the bread it was disguised in it flopped over. We'll conduct an experiment when we meet and say it was in the good name of Science since shit will die.

[Guest Dids]

You probably poisoned it on accident, or it was just feeling really sick. So it may have died, but not from the reasons that you think.

 

eta- that IS kinda fucked up dude. Don't be killing no more ducks.

 

Prediction: somebody will call Frig a "sick fuck" within 10 minutes.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I was 14 years old though and with a bunch of people egging me on to do it. I blame peer pressure.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I was 14 years old though and with a bunch of people egging me on to do it. I blame peer pressure.

You should really do something about those voices in your head....

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Well, that was relevant.

So wait, you choose to air out the filthy laundry in public and when I point and laugh at your stains, suddenly I'm the asshole?

 

Whatever, you're still the one with blood and shit on your undies, fuckass.

[1234-5678 0]

eta- that IS kinda fucked up dude. Don't be killing no more ducks.

You know........I thought it through, and I really don't give a rat's ass about ducks. Alka Seltz em all for all I care.

[justsoyouknow 0]

So wait, you choose to air out the filthy laundry in public and when I point and laugh at your stains, suddenly I'm the asshole?

 

Whatever, you're still the one with blood and shit on your undies, fuckass.

Filthy laundry? Are we reading the same thread? You evoke some excellent sensory images, though. Good work there.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Where's the love, you ask?

 

Presumably inbetween CWM, FS, and JSKY body cavities and/or genitals.

 

Shut the fuck up, you dick-sucking faggots.

you were better when you just called threads ghey.

[Guest HungryJack]

Alright, one thing.

 

 

Frigid, dude.

 

You called people around here too sackless to express their true thoughts.

 

 

AND YET, when i got on your case pretty hard a few weeks back, you COMPLAINED TO A MOD and Sass asked me to leave you alone on AIM.

 

 

 

 

Who's sackless now?

 

 

 

 

 

You can tell me i'm lying all you want, but Sass knows what I'm saying.

 

 

 

So c'mon. Let's drop the hackneyed hardass act.

 

You're a sad, sad person. I kinda feel for ya. kinda.

[Nighthawk 0]

You showed him.

[justsoyouknow 0]

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[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

You can tell me i'm lying all you want, but Sass knows what I'm saying.

This is like getting your mom to back you up.

[Guest HungryJack]

My mom could kick your moms ( and likely your) ass.

 

 

YEA.

 

cracka.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Jack, during med changes I'm a bitch. I admit that, but the shit really fucks with ya. Not to mention that I gave you good recipes to feed your hunger so I expected some mother fucking gratitude brotha.

 

My mom couldn't beat up anybody's mom. She would just smoke a cigg and take a nap leaving your moms confused about the whole turn of events.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

man seriously, stop making excuses.

[Nighthawk 0]

For probably the... 13th time, I agree with CWM, but in a different tone. Be like me, absolutely shameless. I apologize for nothing.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I don't appologise for it. In fact I'm ashamed that I turn into a little bitch when my meds are fucked with. What can ya do though when they're suppose to change your feelings and shit. I've already decided a counter measure incase they change them again...there's a baseball bat in the basement and several squirrels digging little holes in the backyard. I'll teach them

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I've worked inside of a hotel kitchen. I had to throw lobsters into boiling water while they lived. Not all food is given a humane death.

The humane way to kill a live lobster is to put them in a freezer for 10 minutes to numb them and then give them a whack with a knife in the head between the eyes. They don't feel it and its instantaneous death. People who just put them in the boiling water are either A) Lazy or B) Squemish at the idea of whacking the thing in the head with a knife.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Squemish at the idea of whacking the thing in the head with a knife.

 

Personally, I'd prefer to stab a lobsters head 3 time to get it right in killing it than to boil the thing alive.

[dutchse.cx 0]

I flip them upside down and break all of their legs, waiting for them to pass out from the pain.