The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 The mystery abounds backstage of the Joe Louis Arena, as all of the wrestlers and staff have placed their bets as to who Alan Clark’s surprise opponent will be. A large list has formed on a sheet of paper outside of the Cruiserweight Champion’s dressing room door, it reads of names such as HVT, Mark Stevens, Justice!, Rule!, Thoth, and former JL stars such as Craig McClennan, Scott Solomon, and Tim Dillon. Even names like Cutthroat and David Blazenwing have made their way to the list, though one would wonder the point of placing either of those…ahem…gentlemen in an SWF ring ever again. *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* The camera pans to the right to show Coy West standing outside of Alan Clark’s door, knocking slowly. Alan soon answers dressed in his all white attire in preparation for his match later in the evening. The two men share a silent nod and Coy enters the room, followed by the cameraman – who is not turned away even though he was not invited in the first place. (Alan) What’s up, man? (Coy) You know I’ve told you thistime and time again over the last few days, but I still feel so damned bad about the match with the Unnamed. Here I am talking about how much has changed in my life and I go out and immediately get dropped on my head. (Alan) Man, it was a team effort. Don’t single yourself out over a loss. (Coy) I know, I know…but we could have beaten them! (Alan) There’s always next time. (Coy) Next time? (Alan) Yeah. You never know if we might have to square off with them again down the road. Hopefully next time the match will end in our favor instead of theirs. (Coy) Oh if I ever get another chance, it’s not just going to be a win. We'll have a massacre. (Alan) That’s the spirit. Now, did you sign the little sheet outside? (Coy) No. I don’t really care who it is, I’m pretty sure you can take them. (Alan) Didn’t you say that about us against the Unnamed? (Coy) Yes, yes. But come on…you are the Cruiserweight champion. They don't just hand those out you know? You had to take Wildchild down man and you know how people have tried to do that and failed? (Alan) Yeah, but I’m glad this is non-title tonight…these surprise guests never turn out well for the other guy. Tonight I get to be that other guy. (Coy) Well, partner…I got your back, tonight. I’ll let you fight your fight, but if things get out of hand… (Alan) No. Leave this to me. You don’t know how Zenon might react to that kind of blatant interference. (Coy) I guess you are right, there. (Alan) Let’s see how his attitude is as the boss around here. He could be a complete hardass. (Coy) That’s always a possibility with the management around here. (Alan) I mean, did you see what Stevens did to Toxxic last week. (Coy) Yeah. He should come back and do that more often. The two share a laugh and Coy heads for the door. (Coy) Anyway, man…maybe I’ll see you after the match. Don’t kill yourself out there. (Alan) Right. See you later, and here…catch! Alan tosses a T-shirt at West, who catches it and opens it up. His eyes grow and his jaw drops a little bit before he looks up at Clark. (Coy) Awesome. (Alan) Yeah, merchandising just sent me two today. It’s only a prototype, but it could go on sale as early as June. (Coy) Nice. Thanks, man. Coy takes his shirt and heads out the door, leaving it wide open. Alan smiles a bit as Coy disappears around the corner, before slamming his door shut and moving out of view. Hanging on the backside of the door would seem to be the other shirt that the two men were referring to. Simple, effective, and showcasing two key words… Wayward Sons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 You will fail to the mystery power of the ELK!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 I'd like to point out that Mark Stevens never pinned me in that match, and it was in fact ME who left HIM lying afterwards courtesy of a Toxxic Shock Syndrome. *exits, muttering "they all laugh about me behind my back, you know!"* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 yes we do. and I still wonder if that is really water you are drinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 You should hear what they say about you. And incidentally, who said this was water? Why would I dilute my Coke caffeine and sugar fix? *slurp* I never mix my drinks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 12, 2004 at least the things we say about you are good things. so that's how you do it? a constant sugar high. i've never wrote matches on a caffeine buzz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Pretty cool, there Clarky. I'm just waiting for it to be shown that Coy and Clark are related, so they can have crazy adventures, like Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid in the National Lampoon Vacation movies. I mean, wouldn't that just be awesome? In a weird sort of way? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
