Guest DustyFinish Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Can I be MA$E?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 You're only allowed to say, "Yeah", "Uh Huh", "You feel me?", and "Bad Boy (insert year)", P. Didsy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2004 Ladies and gentlemen, I have discovered a promo photo that is rumored to be the cover of the debut rap CD of the one, the only............ P. Didsy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 19, 2004 Damnit his name is Biggie Sized. I'm willing to bet me and IDRM could write a whole CD for him as well...lyrically that is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2004 As long as there's a line that goes: "Down on your knees and you're tastin' my jizz What's that taste? Bitch, that's cheese whizz." Then I'll be happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2004 My rap name is Professor Murder. Don't look for any hidden joke or double entendre. It actually is. But my producer name is Dr. Ghe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2004 Once, while stoned, I started a Christian rap group with this girl....I was J-Zus and she was A-men. It was hilarious for a minute, then I realized that I was trying to rap, then I just quit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 19, 2004 My parody rapper name when I was 14 was "Dicky Rappa Round" wit my dick so long I could wrap it around...and around... It was funny when I was 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 19, 2004 As for the raps, here we go Bitch listen up cause I'm about to talk Bitch get under a doorway cause I'm about to walk When I'm moving I'm setting off the richter scale If its the motion in the ocean then I fuck like a whale On my side just grooving it inbetween your hips Chewing on a cheeto I found in the folds near my nips I know you feel it up in ya hitting that spot But lemme take a breather before my heart goes and stops Cause my veins are clogged like a highway in a traffic jam But I'd rather it that way than give up my Cheese in a Can And I aint about to change my ways for some filthy ho She don't like it then I'll cum in her ass and point her straight to the door You know that real men all come pushing 300lbs thick And I know you aint about to give up this dick So just quit the lip and take it like a good girl Lay back and enjoy Biggie Sized's World *bahp...buh-da-dum-dup* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2004 Eh... I'd call it a step down. We'll release that one as a bonus track on the remix album ("Second Helpings"). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 19, 2004 I had this skinny little hillbilly guy who loved rap give me a rap name one time. Of course, my flow sounds like a metalhead speaking quickly in rhymes, which is always fuckin' horrific, but it's worth it to be called "The Fresh Viking." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 19, 2004 and T.F.V. is really easy to rhyme with.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2004 Ladies and gentlemen, I have discovered a promo photo that is rumored to be the cover of the debut rap CD of the one, the only............ P. Didsy. Here's the rumored tracklist: 1. Eat-tro (skit) 2. Can't Nobody Hold Me Down (at the buffet) 3. Broke and Hungry 4. N.W.A(Not Without Appetite) 5. Ghetto Food Chain 6. Git yo Grub On 7. Weightin' to Explode 8. Gas Attack (skit) 9. Cereal Killa 10. Eatin' Ain't E-Z 11. One Meal at a Time 12. Snackwhore 13. Drive-bye on the Drive-thru 14. Sugar Daddy 15. Shit-tro (skit) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 19, 2004 Dude- plenty of rappers bigger than I am find things to talk about that aren't food. (for the record- I've lost weight since that picture was taken) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2004 You changed man, it used to be about the food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 19, 2004 I know- I'm a sellout. I'm seitting here with one of those low-carb, good for you Subway Wraps right now. Didn't even get mayo on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 19, 2004 Dids, look what happened to Will Sasso when he got skinny. Don't let it happen to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
