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During a God damn Yankees/Sox game. Isn't there some meaningless Blue Jay/Oriole game next week that Fox can do this to?

HEY :angry:

 

I think it will be funny if the Stanks and Red Sux

Oh my.

It's a shock to you, I know, but not all baseball fans revolve themselves around the New York/Boston rivalry...

Guest Anglesault
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But the ones who don't usually come up with better names than that.

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As for Selig, isn't this guy supposed to step down when his contract runs out? When is that, after this season? Next season? It can't come soon enough...

Actually, I think it's the same year the CBA expires - 2006.

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Other "enhancements":

 

A "gay-dar" in which those who radiate high amount of gayium will radiate with a hot pink glow (Giambi, A-Rod and Jeter are expected to test off the chart)

 

All other players will ask "When will He return?" when Johnny Damon is not at bat/has an injury

 

Graphical updates on Steinbrenner's mood and pulse

 

When the Braves play: running counts on how many times Leo Mazzone rocks and Bobby Cox gets thrown out

 

When the Mets play: individual bullpen pitcher probabilities of blowing the game

 

A "Cedenometer": measures relative suckiness of a player to Roger Cedeno (a .000 is the best player ever, .100 is a HOF, .500 is average, .9 is Rey Ordonez, 1 is Roger Cedeno) --- a "Rojasmeter" is available for pitchers

Guest Anglesault
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Other "enhancements":

 

A "gay-dar" in which those who radiate high amount of gayium will radiate with a hot pink glow (Giambi, A-Rod and Jeter are expected to test off the chart)

Psst...

 

Met fans aren't in the best position to say that.

Posted
Other "enhancements":

 

A "gay-dar" in which those who radiate high amount of gayium will radiate with a hot pink glow (Giambi, A-Rod and Jeter are expected to test off the chart)

Psst...

 

Met fans aren't in the best position to say that.

Yankees 3 (A-Rod, Jeter, Giambi)

Mets 1 (possibly Piazza, but he's engaged----to a woman---now)

 

Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh Yankees wiiiiiiiin...THHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH YANKEES WIN!

Guest Anglesault
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Number of Yankees whose Gayocity reached the point that they had to hold a press conference?

 

Number of Yankees who had a bleach blond chain link beard?

 

And last I heard he was reported to be engaged to someone named Al, but he was vehemently denying it.

Guest Redhawk
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A "Cedenometer": measures relative suckiness of a player to Roger Cedeno (a .000 is the best player ever, .100 is a HOF, .500 is average, .9 is Rey Ordonez, 1 is Roger Cedeno) --- a "Rojasmeter" is available for pitchers

Why you gotta hate on Rey Ordonez?

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Number of Yankees whose Gayocity reached the point that they had to hold a press conference?

 

Number of Yankees who had a bleach blond chain link beard?

Piazza never looked like a gay Roger Clemens

 

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or the offsprings of the Rock and a Muppet

 

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"Ohmigawsh, look at that sexy hunk Jorge Posada!"

"But he's straight!"

Guest Anglesault
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Number of Yankees whose Gayocity reached the point that they had to hold a press conference?

 

Number of Yankees who had a bleach blond chain link beard?

Piazza never looked like a gay Roger Clemens

 

He didn't?

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Number of Yankees whose Gayocity reached the point that they had to hold a press conference?

 

Number of Yankees who had a bleach blond chain link beard?

Piazza never looked like a gay Roger Clemens

 

He didn't?

He never looked like Clemens

Guest Anglesault
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I guess you have a point.

 

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BTW, I googled both those pictures, but I just realized, the Piazza pic is from "transgender.org"

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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You may be the first person ever to claim Piazza is straight.

 

also, I like the "George's Pulse-O-Meter" idea. They should totally do that.

Guest Anglesault
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I'm not sure how A-Rod Jeter and Giambi are gay. The only thing I can gather is that Met fans, in the face of overwhelming evidence that their star is gay (:)), needed to make Yankee stars gay.

 

Can't argue a 30 year old who still goes by the name "Chipper" though.

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Can't argue a 30 year old who still goes by the name "Chipper" though.

Or a pitcher who needs to push an old man to look "masculine." And come on, ya know at least one of those 3 Yanks are gay (probably Giambi or "Jetes" --- yeth Mithter Thteinbrenner, I've been a baaad boy) :lol:

Guest Anglesault
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I think Giambi and Rodriguez have hot wives. Not that that actually means anything these days

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A "Cedenometer": measures relative suckiness of a player to Roger Cedeno (a .000 is the best player ever, .100 is a HOF, .500 is average, .9 is Rey Ordonez, 1 is Roger Cedeno) --- a "Rojasmeter" is available for pitchers

Why you gotta hate on Rey Ordonez?

If you were a Met fan, you'd probably hate him too.

Guest Anglesault
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Especially after every late night talk radio host on WFAN told Met fans, no, no matter how many times they propose it, Rey Ordonez, Timo Perez and Mr. Met will not get you Barry Bonds.

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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I can't belive they thought someone would take Timo.

 

wait....fuck.

Guest Redhawk
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Seriously, though. I became a Rey Ordonez fan after his rookie year, when he was making some of the most spectacular defensive plays I'd ever seen. I knew he was never the best hitter in the world, but neither was Ozzie Smith. So why's he so far down the ladder now?

Posted
Ugh. Yet ANOTHER reason to hate Fox Sports.

 

If they're going to do this, I demand equal time for the talking baseball to explain why the sacrifice bunt is such an idiotic play, and why sabermetrics are the wave of the future. Something kids can USE. I never really gave a crap what a slider did.

Don't tell the Marlins that. They faired pretty well last year playing small ball.

Guest Evolution
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The streak on the puck was a bad idea, but I rather liked knowing where the puck was when the camera couldn't pick up on it. I was just thinking about this the other night watching the Boston/Montreal game.

 

But yeah, I don't know about this talking baseball thing. We'll see.

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Or a pitcher who needs to push an old man to look "masculine."

Not that I'd ever defend Pedro, but I don't think that he pushed an old man to look masculine. He ole'd him and threw him down because the old man charged him. If he wanted to look masculine he would have kicked his geriatric ass right there on the field.

Posted
Seriously, though. I became a Rey Ordonez fan after his rookie year, when he was making some of the most spectacular defensive plays I'd ever seen. I knew he was never the best hitter in the world, but neither was Ozzie Smith. So why's he so far down the ladder now?

 

Two reasons......

 

1. Ozzie's defense was much better. Ordonez made spectacular plays. Ozzie made EVERY play.

 

2. Ozzie was not as bad a hitter as people think, while Ordonez is outright terrible. Ozzie owns a career .337 OBP, while Ordonez's is .291. Ordonez plays in a MUCH better era for hitters, and Ozzie smokes him.

Guest Just Looking
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Seriously, though. I became a Rey Ordonez fan after his rookie year, when he was making some of the most spectacular defensive plays I'd ever seen. I knew he was never the best hitter in the world, but neither was Ozzie Smith. So why's he so far down the ladder now?

 

Two reasons......

 

1. Ozzie's defense was much better. Ordonez made spectacular plays. Ozzie made EVERY play.

 

2. Ozzie was not as bad a hitter as people think, while Ordonez is outright terrible. Ozzie owns a career .337 OBP, while Ordonez's is .291. Ordonez plays in a MUCH better era for hitters, and Ozzie smokes him.

Plus, that stupid motherfucker couldn't lay off swinging at pitches around his eyeballs, and swung for the fences every at bat even though he's a fucking midget.

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