The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 LOCATION: Somewhere in Nebraska TIME: 4:05 PM The Alan Clark tour bus is on its way toward Oakland, California and Smarkdown, with visions of the House of Todd in the futures of the bus’s two passengers, Alan Clark and Coy West. As the cameras pan around the bus, it finds Alan and Coy sitting in chairs, watching the scenery pass out the windows. (Coy) How do you travel everywhere in this bus alone? It is so much easier to fly. (Alan) Hey, you didn’t have to come along. I could have met you there. (Coy) Yeah, I know…but I kind of miss the family and the open road, so I thought I’d tag along. (Alan) Do you want to watch the Wiggles or something? (Coy) No. (Alan) Just thought I’d ask… Alan and Coy both share a bit of a laugh, but Alan’s laughter slowly fades into silence as he takes another look over at Coy’s new championship. (Alan) I can’t believe I lost. (Coy) It happens, man. You just have to take those punches and roll with them. You should be happy, you get to tear apart Landon in a few days! (Alan) Visions of that six man still haunt me a little. (Coy) What did I tell you! I’ll be damned if those two beat us again. We don’t have John Duran or Charlie Matthews around this time, but the intensity level is going to be just as high. I can’t wait to see the pain in their eyes. An almost sadistic smile appears on Coy’s face as he slams his fists together. (Alan) Woah. Calm down on the aggression for a little bit. Even I can keep my emotions in check outside of the ring. We just need to concentrate on victory and nobody will be able to stop us. Especially not the House of Todd. Man…I want to rip that book in half and shove it down their throats. (Coy) Wow…and you call ME aggressive. (Alan) It happens. (Coy) Apparently. (Alan) I’ll be fine…after all I have to be. I get to see my parents tomorrow and I haven’t seen them in a few months. (Coy) Your parents? (Alan) Of course. We are taking this bus straight through Salt Lake City, and I’d be a bad son if I didn’t stop and say hello. You can even say hi too! My mother makes these awesome sandwiches that… (Coy) What? Don’t they hate wrestling? (Alan) They do…but you are a family man. They will like that. Just don’t suplex me onto the couch or anything. (Coy) I wasn’t planning to. (Alan) You’ll be fine. You can wait in the bus if you want, I don’t care…but I need to stop for a bit and just say hello. I know they miss me. (Coy) Just don’t get too mushy, okay. We need you in top form for Monday night. (Alan) Still a few days away. Trust me…if I am stuck in a bus with you for days, I might just want to kill someone. (Coy) Very funny…really. You should be a damn comedian. Alan and Coy share another little laugh and the scene fades out, the screen showcasing those two special words before going to black. Wayward Sons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 There are no exclamation points. They all seem bored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 So... what happened to the General Lee Jnr? How can Coy be Coy without the wife and kids along? And most puissantly - what storyline did this promo advance? Alan hates Maddix. Coy dislikes Todd. We know that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Q: What happened to the Lee Jr. A: Coy flies now, and his family is down in Georgia (at least i'm pretty sure that's what Coyjiro told me a few days ago) Q: What storyline does this advance? A: None really, other than to show that Coy and Alan are friends. Not EVERY promo has to advance something. These (three) promos are more for fun and entertainment. I'm just trying to have a little fun with the characters and not be completely serious all the time. Remember, Clark can be a pretty fun loving guy when he wants to be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Promos for fun are good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites