Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I didn't watch SD! tonight because YES was replaying Game 7 of the ALCS, but I had read the spoilers, so I know what happens. Seeing as the angle appeared to have Kurt fracture his skull after a 20 foot fall and die, how exactly will they have Kurt return by the Summer (And you know they will?) Also, will Big Show have legal troubles for trying to kill a man? Shane McMahon didn't. Finally, after Show murdered Kurt, why didn't he continue his original mission and kill Torrie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I didn't watch SD! tonight because YES was replaying Game 7 of the ALCS, but I had read the spoilers, so I know what happens. Seeing as the angle appeared to have Kurt fracture his skull after a 20 foot fall and die, how exactly will they have Kurt return by the Summer (And you know they will?) Also, will Big Show have legal troubles for trying to kill a man? Shane McMahon didn't. Finally, after Show murdered Kurt, why didn't he continue his original mission and kill Torrie? You know Kurt will be back next week with only a itty-bitty Yu-Gi-Oh bandaid on his head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What_ever Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I think he'll be back next week. HHH came back the same from worse than this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Big Show will be suspended "indefinitely" so he can get ankle surgery. I doubt they'll focus much on the "legal" aspect of things. Kurt will be back in a few weeks or a month...and hopefully they don't go for the old "Kurt Angle has gone CRAZY!" storyline. In the meantime, Vince will take over for a few weeks. My prediction is that he has a match with Taker at JD. But I guess we'll find out...who knows what the hell Stephanie and co. have planned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I think this is worse than HHH's fall, personally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I didn't watch SD! tonight because YES was replaying Game 7 of the ALCS, but I had read the spoilers, so I know what happens. Seeing as the angle appeared to have Kurt fracture his skull after a 20 foot fall and die, how exactly will they have Kurt return by the Summer (And you know they will?) Also, will Big Show have legal troubles for trying to kill a man? Shane McMahon didn't. Finally, after Show murdered Kurt, why didn't he continue his original mission and kill Torrie? You know Kurt will be back next week with only a itty-bitty Yu-Gi-Oh bandaid on his head. "I fell off the roof on my hotel this morning, and i'm here, i'm jumping around, i'm fine!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 16, 2004 who knows what the hell Stephanie and co. have planned. If anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Kurt will be back in a few weeks or a month...and hopefully they don't go for the old "Kurt Angle has gone CRAZY!" storyline. Of course not. That's just stupid. He'll have amnesia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Stephanie McMahon will come back, Kurt will return as a wrestler post-JD. That's as deep as they'll go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Kurt will be back in a few weeks or a month...and hopefully they don't go for the old "Kurt Angle has gone CRAZY!" storyline. Of course not. That's just stupid. He'll have amnesia. Yup. Lost in Cleveland '04. Seeing as how it went over so well the first time. In the mean time we'll get Vince: "We need to appoint an interim GM while Kurt recuperates.." From backstage comes a screech like a thousand harpies crying out in pain, and all we can hear is: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MADE ME THE NEW GM OF SMACKDOWN!" Mirrors will crack, dogs will cring and start bleeding from the ears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I didn't watch SD! tonight because YES was replaying Game 7 of the ALCS, but I had read the spoilers, so I know what happens. Seeing as the angle appeared to have Kurt fracture his skull after a 20 foot fall and die, how exactly will they have Kurt return by the Summer (And you know they will?) Also, will Big Show have legal troubles for trying to kill a man? Shane McMahon didn't. Finally, after Show murdered Kurt, why didn't he continue his original mission and kill Torrie? Perhaps they'll want to play off the success of "The Passion" and have Kurt ascend into heaven and sit at the right hand of Vince McMahon. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Triple H is God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What_ever Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Maybe Kurt can grow his hair back now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Because that was the missing piece of the puzzle to enable Kurt's hair to grow back. Massive head trauma. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Hogan threw Big Show off the roof of the (I believe) Joe Louis arena and into the Mississippi river or some shit like that and then returned to wrestle that night, so Kurt has a scraped knee(even if he did fall on his head) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 April is an unlucky month for Kurt.In 2000 he was squashed by the Showster, in 2001 he lost his medals, In 2002 he was getting Speared by Edge every week, last year he was injured and now he's "Dead". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 The WWE knows how to properly conclude storylines like this. Last Week: Big Show - ARGH Torrie, I will chokeslam you off this building! Angle - Don't you do it, Show! Big Show - I will! Angle - Don't! Big Show - I will! Angle - No! Torrie - Er......line.....? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Big Show - ARGH!!!!! *Chokeslams Angle off of platform* *Cue HAZY screen* *We see Gerald Brisco laying in bed, and suddenly he's awakened abruptly* Brisco - My god, I just had the weirdest dream. It was crazy. Torrie was there. And the Big Show. And Kurt Angle. And Show chokeslammed Angle off a 20-foot platform. And Kurt was bleeding. And......Wow... *The camera peels back to reveal MAE YOUNG is in bed next to him. The crowd goes BANANA!!!* Mae Young - That's crazy, Jerry baby. Go back to sleep. *Mae pulls the blanket back over the two lovebirds, as the hazy screen reappears, and we clip to the Smackdown music opening* ---There you go. Perfectly resolved. And it's realistic too.--- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Big Show will be haunted by Kurt's ghost, a la Hogan/Warrior from WCW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What_ever Report post Posted April 16, 2004 I suppose this means Kurt will be face when he returns... Ugh, Angle sucks as face... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted April 16, 2004 :Crowd circles around Angle's body: Sheriff: Wait! That isn't Kurt Angle! He's wearing a mask! : Removes mask. It's the Big Show: Sheriff: What the hell! That doesn't make any sense! Stephanie Mcmahon: Oh bitch, bitch, bitch... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted April 16, 2004 April is an unlucky month for Kurt.In 2000 he was squashed by the Showster, in 2001 he lost his medals, In 2002 he was getting Speared by Edge every week, last year he was injured and now he's "Dead". Don't diss the Showster. Just don't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 16, 2004 :Crowd circles around Angle's body: Sheriff: Wait! That isn't Kurt Angle! He's wearing a mask! : Removes mask. It's the Big Show: Sheriff: What the hell! That doesn't make any sense! Stephanie Mcmahon: Oh bitch, bitch, bitch... WWE Apologist (removing mouth from Steph's strap on dick): You people are NEVER SATISFIED! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 April is an unlucky month for Kurt.In 2000 he was squashed by the Showster, in 2001 he lost his medals, In 2002 he was getting Speared by Edge every week, last year he was injured and now he's "Dead". Don't diss the Showster. Just don't. I wasn't, I actually wish Big Show had stayed as a Fun guy for a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 That's not Kurt Angle, it's really a horse! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerousDamon 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Hogan threw Big Show off the roof of the (I believe) Joe Louis arena and into the Mississippi river or some shit like that and then returned to wrestle that night, so Kurt has a scraped knee(even if he did fall on his head) Um one problem with that. The Mississippi River isn't in MICHIGAN. Trust me, I'm from Michigan, I would know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest creativename Report post Posted April 16, 2004 They might tie this in with the Eugene gimmick. Angle comes back, and before long people realize he's...not quite the same. Hilarity ensues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 That's not Kurt Angle, it's really a horse! It's not a horse, it's a broom! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 Why didn't Show go after Torrie once Angle was out of the way? I guess maybe his thirst for blood was satisfied.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 That wasn't Kurt, it was Eric Angle. It's been Eric Angle this whole time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reign 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2004 What I love about angles like this one is that no one comes to help the perosn who is injured...I mean if there is a "brawl" in the ring or in the back then you've got thirty fucking refs and 4 emts with stretchers out there in seconds..but hit the Rock with a semi, throw Kane into a burning dumpster or leave Kurt freaking Angle bleeding his brains out and there isn't one sole person around....God why am I still watching this stuff?????!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
