Guest Anglesault Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 I didn't watch SD! tonight because YES was replaying Game 7 of the ALCS, but I had read the spoilers, so I know what happens. Seeing as the angle appeared to have Kurt fracture his skull after a 20 foot fall and die, how exactly will they have Kurt return by the Summer (And you know they will?) Also, will Big Show have legal troubles for trying to kill a man? Shane McMahon didn't. Finally, after Show murdered Kurt, why didn't he continue his original mission and kill Torrie?
DerangedHermit Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 I didn't watch SD! tonight because YES was replaying Game 7 of the ALCS, but I had read the spoilers, so I know what happens. Seeing as the angle appeared to have Kurt fracture his skull after a 20 foot fall and die, how exactly will they have Kurt return by the Summer (And you know they will?) Also, will Big Show have legal troubles for trying to kill a man? Shane McMahon didn't. Finally, after Show murdered Kurt, why didn't he continue his original mission and kill Torrie? You know Kurt will be back next week with only a itty-bitty Yu-Gi-Oh bandaid on his head.
Guest What_ever Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 I think he'll be back next week. HHH came back the same from worse than this.
JoeDirt Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Big Show will be suspended "indefinitely" so he can get ankle surgery. I doubt they'll focus much on the "legal" aspect of things. Kurt will be back in a few weeks or a month...and hopefully they don't go for the old "Kurt Angle has gone CRAZY!" storyline. In the meantime, Vince will take over for a few weeks. My prediction is that he has a match with Taker at JD. But I guess we'll find out...who knows what the hell Stephanie and co. have planned.
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 I think this is worse than HHH's fall, personally.
The Amazing Rando Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 I didn't watch SD! tonight because YES was replaying Game 7 of the ALCS, but I had read the spoilers, so I know what happens. Seeing as the angle appeared to have Kurt fracture his skull after a 20 foot fall and die, how exactly will they have Kurt return by the Summer (And you know they will?) Also, will Big Show have legal troubles for trying to kill a man? Shane McMahon didn't. Finally, after Show murdered Kurt, why didn't he continue his original mission and kill Torrie? You know Kurt will be back next week with only a itty-bitty Yu-Gi-Oh bandaid on his head. "I fell off the roof on my hotel this morning, and i'm here, i'm jumping around, i'm fine!"
Guest Anglesault Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 who knows what the hell Stephanie and co. have planned. If anything.
Guest Fook Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Kurt will be back in a few weeks or a month...and hopefully they don't go for the old "Kurt Angle has gone CRAZY!" storyline. Of course not. That's just stupid. He'll have amnesia.
Tawren Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Stephanie McMahon will come back, Kurt will return as a wrestler post-JD. That's as deep as they'll go.
Conspiracy_Victim Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Kurt will be back in a few weeks or a month...and hopefully they don't go for the old "Kurt Angle has gone CRAZY!" storyline. Of course not. That's just stupid. He'll have amnesia. Yup. Lost in Cleveland '04. Seeing as how it went over so well the first time. In the mean time we'll get Vince: "We need to appoint an interim GM while Kurt recuperates.." From backstage comes a screech like a thousand harpies crying out in pain, and all we can hear is: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MADE ME THE NEW GM OF SMACKDOWN!" Mirrors will crack, dogs will cring and start bleeding from the ears.
Guest MikeSC Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 I didn't watch SD! tonight because YES was replaying Game 7 of the ALCS, but I had read the spoilers, so I know what happens. Seeing as the angle appeared to have Kurt fracture his skull after a 20 foot fall and die, how exactly will they have Kurt return by the Summer (And you know they will?) Also, will Big Show have legal troubles for trying to kill a man? Shane McMahon didn't. Finally, after Show murdered Kurt, why didn't he continue his original mission and kill Torrie? Perhaps they'll want to play off the success of "The Passion" and have Kurt ascend into heaven and sit at the right hand of Vince McMahon. -=Mike
Guest What_ever Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Maybe Kurt can grow his hair back now.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Because that was the missing piece of the puzzle to enable Kurt's hair to grow back. Massive head trauma.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Hogan threw Big Show off the roof of the (I believe) Joe Louis arena and into the Mississippi river or some shit like that and then returned to wrestle that night, so Kurt has a scraped knee(even if he did fall on his head)
deancoles Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 April is an unlucky month for Kurt.In 2000 he was squashed by the Showster, in 2001 he lost his medals, In 2002 he was getting Speared by Edge every week, last year he was injured and now he's "Dead".
NYU Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 The WWE knows how to properly conclude storylines like this. Last Week: Big Show - ARGH Torrie, I will chokeslam you off this building! Angle - Don't you do it, Show! Big Show - I will! Angle - Don't! Big Show - I will! Angle - No! Torrie - Er......line.....? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Big Show - ARGH!!!!! *Chokeslams Angle off of platform* *Cue HAZY screen* *We see Gerald Brisco laying in bed, and suddenly he's awakened abruptly* Brisco - My god, I just had the weirdest dream. It was crazy. Torrie was there. And the Big Show. And Kurt Angle. And Show chokeslammed Angle off a 20-foot platform. And Kurt was bleeding. And......Wow... *The camera peels back to reveal MAE YOUNG is in bed next to him. The crowd goes BANANA!!!* Mae Young - That's crazy, Jerry baby. Go back to sleep. *Mae pulls the blanket back over the two lovebirds, as the hazy screen reappears, and we clip to the Smackdown music opening* ---There you go. Perfectly resolved. And it's realistic too.---
JoeDirt Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Big Show will be haunted by Kurt's ghost, a la Hogan/Warrior from WCW.
Guest What_ever Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 I suppose this means Kurt will be face when he returns... Ugh, Angle sucks as face...
Guest wrestlingbs Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 :Crowd circles around Angle's body: Sheriff: Wait! That isn't Kurt Angle! He's wearing a mask! : Removes mask. It's the Big Show: Sheriff: What the hell! That doesn't make any sense! Stephanie Mcmahon: Oh bitch, bitch, bitch...
Guest Brian Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 April is an unlucky month for Kurt.In 2000 he was squashed by the Showster, in 2001 he lost his medals, In 2002 he was getting Speared by Edge every week, last year he was injured and now he's "Dead". Don't diss the Showster. Just don't.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 :Crowd circles around Angle's body: Sheriff: Wait! That isn't Kurt Angle! He's wearing a mask! : Removes mask. It's the Big Show: Sheriff: What the hell! That doesn't make any sense! Stephanie Mcmahon: Oh bitch, bitch, bitch... WWE Apologist (removing mouth from Steph's strap on dick): You people are NEVER SATISFIED!
deancoles Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 April is an unlucky month for Kurt.In 2000 he was squashed by the Showster, in 2001 he lost his medals, In 2002 he was getting Speared by Edge every week, last year he was injured and now he's "Dead". Don't diss the Showster. Just don't. I wasn't, I actually wish Big Show had stayed as a Fun guy for a while.
Downhome Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 That's not Kurt Angle, it's really a horse!
DangerousDamon Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Hogan threw Big Show off the roof of the (I believe) Joe Louis arena and into the Mississippi river or some shit like that and then returned to wrestle that night, so Kurt has a scraped knee(even if he did fall on his head) Um one problem with that. The Mississippi River isn't in MICHIGAN. Trust me, I'm from Michigan, I would know.
Guest creativename Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 They might tie this in with the Eugene gimmick. Angle comes back, and before long people realize he's...not quite the same. Hilarity ensues.
DerangedHermit Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 That's not Kurt Angle, it's really a horse! It's not a horse, it's a broom!
Damaramu Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 Why didn't Show go after Torrie once Angle was out of the way? I guess maybe his thirst for blood was satisfied....
RavishingRickRudo Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 That wasn't Kurt, it was Eric Angle. It's been Eric Angle this whole time.
reign Posted April 16, 2004 Report Posted April 16, 2004 What I love about angles like this one is that no one comes to help the perosn who is injured...I mean if there is a "brawl" in the ring or in the back then you've got thirty fucking refs and 4 emts with stretchers out there in seconds..but hit the Rock with a semi, throw Kane into a burning dumpster or leave Kurt freaking Angle bleeding his brains out and there isn't one sole person around....God why am I still watching this stuff?????!!!!
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