One time, I kicked a girl in the vagina.

[razazteca 0]

I bet the tampon padded the kick's impact......did it have wings?

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Rant, believe me, he tried, and he succeeded a few times.

 

-ib- No, not ALL the time, that's a euphemism. Most of the time I would just slap him on the back of the head and call him "stupid." We were almost constantly fighting about something, though.

*Phew*

 

As annoying as little brothers can be sometimes, they don't deserve to be neutered against their own free will.

 

That just sounded kind of bad when referring to kicking him in the balls.

[justsoyouknow 0]

The new trend at my school is punching people in the balls. I'm having trouble figuring out why, but once you get caught with a punch to the balls, it's hard not to seek out other victims.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

The new trend at my school is punching people in the balls. I'm having trouble figuring out why, but once you get caught with a punch to the balls, it's hard not to seek out other victims.

Back when I was in school...last year, the trend was kicking people in the balls for no reason, which is probably less gay than making contact with the hand.

[Art Sandusky 0]

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Was there penetration? Like did your shoe just catch the lips or did it go inside? If it went inside you stole her virginity

You've seen Chasing Amy, huh? I don't know how reliable that theory is... I'd say her hymen breaks in an act of sexual penetration, and that rules out toys.

 

Honestly, how do you think we feel when we're kicked in the balls? My (girl) friend's little sister once punched me in the testicles as hard as she could. I was about 12, she was about 8.

 

What the fuck could I do?

Now why on EARTH would she do that?

 

 

 

 

Oh, nevermind....

She was a little bitch, that's why.

Your too young to use that kind of language...........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

cocksucker.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I've got the market cornered on this thing. I had a ravenous girlfriend straight ju-jitsu me right in the twig and berries, and my only recourse was to blast her right in her polluted quim with a rough left hand that left knuckle prints right above her privates.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

I've got the market cornered on this thing. I had a ravenous girlfriend straight ju-jitsu me right in the twig and berries, and my only recourse was to blast her right in her polluted quim with a rough left hand that left knuckle prints right above her privates.

Well, you are the motherfucking man.....

 

*gives AOB the punching broads above their privates award*

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Ain't no way I'm ever going down without a fight. 5'5" girl or not, if I get kicked in the goonies, someone's getting clocked.

[Sandman9000 0]

Ain't no way I'm ever going down without a fight. 5'5" girl or not, if I get kicked in the goonies, someone's getting clocked.

I concur. Hell, I'd even hit first.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

I agree with the consensus around here. Here's my personal motto...

 

bitches that piss you off = brainbuster on concrete.

 

C-O-N-C-R-E-T-E bitches.