If I was Johnny Ace...

[Mearl267 0]

The following people would be gone...

 

-Gail Kim I find her annoying and stupid. Yes she's hot, but she's not there for her hotness. She's there to wrestle. Probably the thing she sucks most at.

-Jacqueline Worthless. Jazz is a better black woman wrestler...and let's face it, there's only room for one of those. Plus, atleast they say Jazz is nasty. With Jacky, we're told she's hot...and, no...no she isn't.

-Mark Henry Tried multiple times at getting over...and the man has no heat. Zero. He got a little better in the ring...but no one really cares. He's expendable.

-Tommy Dreamer I like the guy, but I looked at it as either him or Storm. I like Storm better. The WWE ruined Tommy Dreamer. Leave it at that.

-Billy Gunn He just won't seem to go away. I've NEVER liked this guy. He was a little bitch in DX, and now he's just a washed up guy who can't get over for the life of him.

-Johnny Stamboli Not worth the trouble. He's an ok wrestler, but is stuck in the lowcard forever.

-Matt Morgan Just another manufactured hoss. He's pretty worthless all around.

-Orlando Jordan Just another face in the crowd...sometimes a hard fave to recognize.

-Rikishi Is he over? I don't know...but I fucking hate him. Not like real hate, like, get off of the tv you fucking fat waste of time hate.

 

Anybody else wanna chip in, or comment?

[Mole 0]

Bradshaw - Can't wrestle, bad mic skills, fucks guys in the ass, is a clown backstage and doesn't draw any heat.

 

He sucks.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I agree with almost everything except Morgan & Rikishi.

 

Rikishi is actually OVER enough to stay on the roster, and gets pretty strong reactions from live crowds. Midcard push won't hurt anyone.

 

Matt Morgan has bene a wrestler for what? a YEAR maybe? Jeez, people want new people pushed, but whenever someone is, they suck and should be fired.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

The following people would be gone...

 

-Gail Kim I find her annoying and stupid. Yes she's hot, but she's not there for her hotness. She's there to wrestle. Probably the thing she sucks most at.

-Jacqueline Worthless. Jazz is a better black woman wrestler...and let's face it, there's only room for one of those. Plus, atleast they say Jazz is nasty. With Jacky, we're told she's hot...and, no...no she isn't.

-Mark Henry Tried multiple times at getting over...and the man has no heat. Zero. He got a little better in the ring...but no one really cares. He's expendable.

-Tommy Dreamer I like the guy, but I looked at it as either him or Storm. I like Storm better. The WWE ruined Tommy Dreamer. Leave it at that.

-Billy Gunn He just won't seem to go away. I've NEVER liked this guy. He was a little bitch in DX, and now he's just a washed up guy who can't get over for the life of him.

-Johnny Stamboli Not worth the trouble. He's an ok wrestler, but is stuck in the lowcard forever.

-Matt Morgan Just another manufactured hoss. He's pretty worthless all around.

-Orlando Jordan Just another face in the crowd...sometimes a hard fave to recognize.

-Rikishi Is he over? I don't know...but I fucking hate him. Not like real hate, like, get off of the tv you fucking fat waste of time hate.

 

Anybody else wanna chip in, or comment?

Gail Kim - I agree, but Vince doesn't give a shit whether his Divas can wrestle or not - and it attracts men to the product. And she is very (I'm already in italics) annoying.

Jacqueline - I disagree. She is one of WWE's best Divas at wrestling, but there aren't too many.

Mark Henry - Agreed on everything. If sleeping with the Fabulous Moolah won't get you over, nothing will.

Tommy Dreamer - If you like him, why would you get rid of him? WWE can still use him, because he is definitely over.

Billy Gunn - Agreed on everything. But he is actually over with the casual fans, and Vince doesn't give a shit what we (us) want.

Johnny Stamboli - He can be pushed, but I can't see it working.

Matt Morgan - Who knows? OVW might improve his dropkick and crossbody. Or at least give them to him.

Orlando Jordan - A tweener if ever there was one. He'd be better off as a boxer.

Rikishi - Another one that's over with the casual fans, if only for his fun spots, and is there because Vince is aiming for them.

[Guest Trivia247]

If I was Johnny Ace I'd duck my calls or I'd be forced to rehire Animal for no good reason

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Jacqueline - I disagree. She is one of WWE's best Divas at wrestling, but there aren't too many.

You're serious? There is a reason why she's on TV like once a year. Calling her a good wrestler now is like saying Lita never botches spots.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Jacqueline - I disagree. She is one of WWE's best Divas at wrestling, but there aren't too many.

You're serious? There is a reason why she's on TV like once a year. Calling her a good wrestler now is like saying Lita never botches spots.

I always enjoyed her older matches...

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Jacqueline - I disagree. She is one of WWE's best Divas at wrestling, but there aren't too many.

You're serious? There is a reason why she's on TV like once a year. Calling her a good wrestler now is like saying Lita never botches spots.

I always enjoyed her older matches...

YEah, but it's 2004 if you remember, not 1998. She's way past it for a womens wrestler, and she doesn't even add eye candy to the show.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Jacqueline - I disagree. She is one of WWE's best Divas at wrestling, but there aren't too many.

You're serious? There is a reason why she's on TV like once a year. Calling her a good wrestler now is like saying Lita never botches spots.

I always enjoyed her older matches...

YEah, but it's 2004 if you remember, not 1998. She's way past it for a womens wrestler, and she doesn't even add eye candy to the show.

Yeah, you're right.

 

The women that I'm interested in seeing wrestle now are Ivory and Victoria. That's about it.

[AndrewTS 0]

Isn't this more appropriate for Hardcore Discussion? It's mostly wanting people fired because of dislike of their wrestling/character/etc.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Isn't this more appropriate for Hardcore Discussion?  It's mostly wanting people fired because of dislike of their wrestling/character/etc.

Yeah, but it is WWE, and people probably want their evaluations to count as posts.

[Jericho2000Mark 0]

The women that I'm interested in seeing wrestle now are Ivory and Victoria. That's about it.

Ditto, and I would like to see more of Ivory(or see her at all for that matter). The rest of the Womens Division is horrible. Yes, even the overrated Molly Holly. Jazz has a good moveset compared to the other women, but is VERY sloppy and hasn't had a decent match in a while. To quote someone's Sig...Lita is currently the worst fucking wrestler alive(I cringe whenever I see her abomination of a suplex, or someone actually SELL her "Miss by a mile" kicks). Gail Kim, Jaqueline, Trish are so horrible they need no explanation. To be quite honest, I'm surprised Fit Finlay is still employed...he's done a TERRIBLE job with the bathroom break...err Womens Division. They should just scrap the division and keep the Women who are worth any shit as valets, and wrestle primarily in intergender matches.

 

I like your list, but I would add Jindrak, Cade, Grenier, Sable, Sexay(yes, so soon), Bob Holly, Steiner(any starpower he might of had from WCW is gone), Heidenrich and Bradshaw...but not before he is squashed by Eddie on television, the Clothesline "from Hell" is No-Sold, and he returns the job to El Gran Luchador .

[Guest Dazed]

Isn't this more appropriate for Hardcore Discussion? It's mostly wanting people fired because of dislike of their wrestling/character/etc.

Yes, it is.

 

 

Nik

[justsoyouknow 0]

This topic has absolutely no business in the Hardcore Discussion folder.

 

Since when did a conversation about which current member of the roster you'd fire, based upon their wrestling ability, become a "Hardcore Discussion" topic? Banky is not going to be happy about this.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

No wonder my post didn't come through.

 

And if anywhere, shouldn't this thread go in Fantasy Booking and Columns?

 

Anyway...

 

Edit: Molly Holly. I forgot to mention her - I don't think that she's over-rated at all.

 

Agreed on your Diva evaluation, but I have one gripe. Why so late? I cringe as soon as I see Lita.

 

Nice list of dead weight there, but you have to take into account injuries/surgery/talent/, and most of the list is gone.

 

And as for Bradshaw's SmackDown! match - what fucking stupidity. What about the actual El Gran Luchador?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Banky is not going to be happy about this.

Fuck Banky. I don't come to this folder for this kind of shit.

[MrRant 0]

Uh oh... you irked the Squirt.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Banky's always the most vocal about WWE-related topics in this folder, so I figured he'd be a good point of reference.

 

I didn't mean to sully your good name, sir.

[Der Kommissar 0]

I fail to see what's so "hardcore" about this topic. Isn't this the usual "Who would you fire?" crap that permeates the WWE folder ever so often? Wouldn't this be better served in like the Wrestling Polls folder or something?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Ahem....Fuck -iB- and his kangaroo eating ass. OK, NOW that should start an official hardcore discussion.

[haVoc 0]

-Jacqueline Worthless. Jazz is a better black woman wrestler...and let's face it, there's only room for one of those.

I remember when I was a supervivor at Grossmans, this black women applied for a job and I said "No bitch! We already have one down in carpeting... and lets face it, there is only room for one of you."

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

If that was real, I'd imagine an ass-whooping was coming your way. But it always seems like in white-populated areas, there is always one token black person there.

[haVoc 0]

No it wasn't real. Pointing out the stupidity of what he typed.

 

BTW, it was actually a black man named Rey who ran carpeting.

[Golgo 13 0]

HD would be the place for this... if it was still NHB, newly opened, and it was still lumped in with the wrestling section.

 

This place divorced itself long ago from one of the reasons it was originally created. There's a different type of atmosphere here than that of the wrestling folders. I think stuff from the wrestling section should really only be moved here if it had degenerated into flaming, but until then General Wrestling, Fantasy Booking or Wrestling Polls/Lists (one of the latter two for this type of thread) is more suitable.

[Guest Vitamin X]

This nikjohns character has really taken over the mod position forcefully.

He makes immediate decisions on warning people, deleting posts, and moving threads faster than any other mod I've ever seen here. I don't even know who the fuck he is.

[Slayer 0]

I find myself agreeing more and more with Banky and Inca

 

Just because you don't want this shit in your folder doesn't mean you should dump your garbage in here

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Honestly, I like wrestling and I don't want this hear. How would you like it if you went to the WWE forum and found a thread about some jagoff fucking his grandmother.......

[Guest Dids]

I'll add my voice to the list of people who hate seeing crap like this in HD. If it's stupid, just delete the fucking thing.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Can't you wrestling fags discuss this somewhere else?

 

We've got more important matters to attend to, such as rape fantasies and poster's bitch-moanings.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

This thread is exactly the same as every thread just like it that has come before it, it's been participated in by the three biggest tards on the board, and it's not even anything mean enough to warrant the flaming folder. Anyone who REALLY wants this thread around and open can pm me if they want.