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Brett Favre? Dear god.

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Brett Favre? Dear god.

Don't worry Brett Farve is only staying until Wrestlemania XXI.

 

But I'm glad to see someone besides myself posting here.

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But I'm glad to see someone besides myself posting here.

hahaha

 

Don't worry man, I'm reading, just not replying all the time.

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Credit:ThisIsNotRealEWCWFNews.com

 

EWCWF plans on making a Canadian Championship for the Team Canada-Canadian Foundation Feud. But then what will Chris Benoit do with the United States Championship? I guess we will have to wait and see.

 

The planned team tournament may not happen,or if it does,it won't be for a while.

 

Team Canada vs Canadian Foundation seems to be a long feud that will end on May's YetUnamedPPV,whitch is rumored to be named Canadian Stampede. It is in Toronto,Canada after all.

 

Evolution plans on making a 3-Man faction for now but it will be a 5-Man Group before everything is said and done.

 

The X-Division Championship may become a every show thing in the future. Bischoff is thinking long and hard about making it to where it will be defended on every show. He likes the Cruiserweight X-Division.

 

Expect Frankie Kazarian to face Chris Daniels and Amazing Red at Slamboree.

 

Goldberg is rumored to be put in the Farve-Lesnar feud to potentioly make it a 3-Way at Wrestlemania XXI.

 

Mordecai will be feuding with Kane & Undertaker in the near future.

 

Chris Sabin vs AJ Styles-World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania plans to be a Ladder Match. But EWCWF is thinking about giving Ron Killings a run with the gold.

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NITRO #3 Results

Evolution's theme hits and Triple H & Ric Flair come out. Triple H grabs a mic."You know I'm sick of Evolution members leaving. Randy Orton,Chris Jericho,Kurt Angle. So I've decided to give Evolution a new look. And Ric Flair standing next to me. You've been with me through thick and thin Nature Boy. So I have this to give you" Triple H puts oout his hand,Flair shakes his hand and "WOOOOO"s. But Triple H kicks Ric Flair and nails a Pedigree! "Now AJ Styles,New Franchise you're in deep shit when The New Evolution comes to kick your asses"

 

Mordecai vs The Basham Brothers

-Mordecai destoyed The Bashams. 4 Crucifixes in a row on Danny gets a Pinfall for Mordecai.

Winner:Mordecai via Pinfall

 

Team Canada vs Canadian Foundation Match #1

Petey Williams vs Lance Storm

-Petey & Storm had a classic match here. Storm goes to hit a Superkick on Petey,but Petey nails The Canadian Crusher for the pin.

Winner:Petey Williams via Pinfall

 

Batista vs Ultimate Warrior

-The match didn't happen. they were staring down when suddenly Triple H comes out and stops them. He then shakes hands with Warrior & Batista and HHH smiles.

Winner:Evolution via Handshake

 

Team Canada vs Canadian Foundation Match #2

Teddy Hart vs Chris Jericho

-Chris Jericho dominated here. He locked in 9 Walls of Jerichos on Teddy before everything was said and done. Jericho makes Teddy tap to the Sharpshooter.

Winner:Chris Jericho via Submission

 

Syxx vs Sonjay Dutt

-Syxx dominated here mostly due to he was with fellow KLIQ members Scott Hall & Kevin Nash. Nash hits a Jacknife,Hall hits a Outsider's edge,Syxx hits a X-Factor for the pin.

Winner:Syxx via Pinfall

 

Team Canada vs Canadian Foundation Match #3

Owen Hart vs Test

-Hart dominated Test. Hart locked in many leg-related submission holds. Owen locks in the Sharpshooter for the submission.

Winner:Owen Hart via Submission

 

Eric Bischoff announces that 2 members of Evolution will face John Cena & Randy Orton later tonight in q Non-Title match.

 

(Sorry about miss-spelling Favre's name)

Brett Favre comes out to a thunderous ovation(They're in Green Bay). He grabs a mic. "You know,when Brock Lesnar left the WWE for the NFL,the wrestling,and sports world were shocked. But when Lesnar left the "NFL Quest" to come back to the EWCWF,no-one was shocked or surprised....Except The Green Bay Packers! He was in contract negotiations,and signed the contract but then came back in the Packer's owner's office,and ripped up the contract. But the owner showed mercy and didn't press charges for Breaking And Entering. But I'm not so merciful. I'm going to kick Brock Lesnar's ass. I challenge Lesnar to a match at Wrestlemania XXI!" Brock Lesnar comes down and answers Brett Farve in a simple movement. Lesnar accepted by F-5ing Favre on the spot. "Okay Favre! But at Slamboree it will be Brock Lesnar/Partner of Choosing vs Brett Favre/Former Football Player turmed Wrestling Superstar of Choice" Favre gets up but suffers another F-5. Lesnar leaves.

 

Kane vs Goldberg

-Kane dominated most of this match. He hit 17 Chokeslams on Goldberg. But Goldberg nailed a Jackhammer for the pin(W....T....F)

Winner:Goldberg via Pinfall

 

Non-Title Match

New Franchise vs Evolution

-Orton & Cena face Batista & A-TRAIN?!(What is this,Vince Mcmahon's dream team?) Cena and A-Train start it off. Cena played the face in peril before Cena tagged in Orton to RKOed Batista. Then he nailed 3 RKOs on A-Train(without trying to pin) for the pin.

Winner:New Franchise via Pinfall

 

X-Division Championship

Frankie Kazarian vs "The Fallen Angel" Chris Daniels

-Chris Daniels dominated here. Daniels hits the BME(Best Moonsault Ever) for the pin.

Winner and (Yet Again) new X-Divison Champion:Chris Daniels

 

Main Event

Team Canada vs Canadian Foundation Match #4

Bret Hart & Chris Benoit vs Edge & Christian.

-By far the best of the Canada Team Matches series. back and forth match that ended with Chris Benoit hit a Top-Rope-German-SpiderPlex on Edge,and Bret Hart locks in the Sharpshooter for the submission.

Winners:Bret Hart & Chris Benoit via Submission

 

Bischoff announces AJ Styles vs Triple H-World Title Cage Match at Smackdown,and Chris Benoit vs Petey Williams vs Shelton Benjamin vs Goldberg-United States Championship. Kid Kash vs Mystery Superstar for the Hardcore Championship. Ron Killings & Chris Sabin face Batista & A-Train. Chris Daniels defends the X-Division Championship when he faces CM Punk! Trinity defends the Women's Championship when she faces Desire & Alexis Laree in a 3-Way Match.

 

NITRO signs off the air.

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Smackdown #3 Preview-17 Matches!!!!

Triple H faces AJ Styles for the World Heavyweight Championship in a Steel Cage Match!!!

 

New X-Champion Chris Daniels faces CM Punk in his first Title Defense.

 

#1 Contenders Ron Killings & Chris Sabin team up to face Batista & A-Train in tag action.

 

Randy Orton faces Ultimate Warrior in singles action.

 

Chris Benoit defends The United States Championship when he faces Petey Williams,Shelton Benjamin,and Goldberg.

 

Trinity faces a true challenge in her first Title Defense when she faces Alexis Laree & Desire in a Women's Championship 3-Way.

 

Kid Kash defends the Hardcore Championship when he faces a Mystery Hardcore Superstar!!!

 

Big Show faces Raven to decide who will face the US Champion at Slamboree.

 

Diamond Dallas Page faces The Rock to decide who will face the US Champion at Slamboree?!

 

Booker T explains why he no-showed at the Royal Rumble.

 

KLIQ faces 3 Live Kru in Six-Man Tag Action.

 

Mordecai faces Val Venis.

 

Brock Lesnar faces The APA in a "Handicap NFL" match.

 

In a 4-Way to decide a #1 Contender to the X-Championship when Amazing Red,Frankie Kazarian,Rey Mysterio,and HECTAR GARZA face each other in X-Division action.

 

Kane faces the returning Abyss!!!

 

Justin Credible & Perry Saturn return to action when they face The Dudley Boyz!

 

Randy Savage & Hulk Hogan face Vince Mcmahon & Mcmahon's Asskisser Rico.

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Smackdown #3 Results

Randy Orton vs Ultimate Warrior

-Randy Orton hits 6 RKOs for a SQUASHER of a match pin. Warrior just had bad luck as usually he is the person delivering the SQUASHING.

Winner:Randy Orton via Pinfall

 

Monster vs Monster Match!

Abyss vs Kane

-Good match as they nailed numerous power moves on each other. Kane hits a Chokeslam for a near fall. Goldylocks interfered to give Abyss the advantage again. Abyss gets up and puts Kane in the Toture Rack then nails a Black Hole Slam for the pin.

Winner:Abyss via Pinfall

 

Mordecai vs Val Venis

-Mordecai (Not surprisingly)dominated Venis here. Mordecai nails 8 Crucifixs on Venis here before everything was said and done.The 8th Crucifix gets Mordecai the pin.

Winner:Mordecai via Pinfall

 

US Championship "Qualifying Match" #1

Big Show vs Raven

-Rhyno & RVD were at ringside but raven didn't need them. Raven turned "Oldschool ECW Raven" as he destroyed Big Show with Chair Shots,and Raven works on Big Shows legs & head. Raven nailed a RavenEffect for the pin.

Winner and #1 Contender to US Championship:Raven via Pinfall

 

Women's Championship 3-Way

Trinity© vs Desire vs Alexis Laree

-Trinity almost lost the title on many occasions. Alexis Laree hits a RavenEffect(She used to be a Raven's Flock NWA member) for a close pin on Desire. Trinity hits a Hurracanrana and a Moonsault on Desire for the pin.

Winner and Still Champion:Trinity via Pinfall

 

Ron "The Truth" Killings & Chris "The Future" Sabin vs Evolution

-Ron Killings hit a Axe-Kick for a near fall on A-Train. Batista hit a BatistaBomb for another near fall. Chris Sabin hit a Fisherman Buster(Forgot Sabin's name) on Batista for the pin.

Winners:Ron Killings & Chris Sabin

 

Booker T comes to the ring. "The reason why I wasn't at the Rumble was because I was looking for "myself''. I found "myself'' too. Let me introduce someone." Booker T's music hits again. Or should I say Harlem Heat's music hit? Stevie Ray comes out and Stevie & Booker hug.

 

Justin Credible & Perry Saturn vs The Dudley Boyz

-Justin Credible hit a Superkick on D'Von for a near fall. Perry Saturn however destoryed Bubba & D'Von with Power Moves and Submission holds. Saturn hits a Death Valley Drop on D'Von,and then locks in the Rings of Saturn for the submission win.

Winners:Justin Cedible & Perry Saturn via Submission

 

Eric Bischoff announces Harlem Heat vs Evolution for #1 Contendership to Tag Team Championship to take place on NITRO!

 

So Called "Handicap NFL Match"

Brock Lesnar vs Bradshaw & Farooqq

-Lesnar destroyed The APA. Lesnar hit 17 F-5s on The APA before everything was said and done. Lesnar hit the 17th F-5 on Bradshaw for the pin.

Winner:Brock Lesnar via Pinfall

 

X-Division Championship #1 Contender's Match

Amazing Red vs Hector Garza vs Frankie Kazarian vs Rey Mysterio

-Red and Rey had a classic mini-match in the ring,while Kazarian & Garza fought outside the ring. Hector Garza gets on the top rope and hits his Top-Rope Tornado Corkscrew Moonsault on Kazarian,but they needed to get IN THE RING to make a pin. Red hit a 718 & Hurracanrana Pin for the pin on Rey.

Winner and #1 Contender to X-Division Championship:Amazing Red via Pinfall

 

US Championship

Chris Benoit© vs Petey Williams vs Goldberg vs Shelton Benjamin

-Goldberg dominated this match. He hit 19 Jackhammers before everything was said and done. Goldberg hit the 19th Jackhammer on Williams for a near fall. Benjamin hit a SheltonKick for the pin on Petey Williams.

Winner and New US Champion:Shelton Benjamin via Pinfall

 

After The Match,Raven came in and RavenEffected Benjamin.

 

US Championship "Qualifying Match" #2

Diamond Dallas Page vs The Rock

-DDP hit a Diamond Cutter on Rock for the very early pin. Kinda pathetic.

Winner and #1 Contender to US Championship:Diamond Dallas Page via Pinfall

 

After The Match,Rock stayed in the ring. He clearly looked angry. He is on a losing streak after all. A vignette aired while Rock was in the ring. "Hollywood comes to the ring. He's trained for years. Now he is ready. Coming Soon"

 

KLIQ vs 3 Live Kru

-Back and forth match,except Konnan got his ass handed to him the whole match. Syxx nails a X-Factor on BG James for a near fall. Kevin Nash nails a Jacknife on Gunn for a near fall. But Scott Hall nailed the Outsider's Edge on Konnan for the pin.

Winners:Kevin Nash,Scott Hall,Syxx via Pinfall

 

Hardcore Championship

Kid Kash© vs TERRY FUNK?!!!??!

-This match took place in the backstage arena from the start. Terry Funk beat the living hell outta Kash. Terry hits a DDT on the BackstageArenaCage and they went through. Kash sent Funk through the cage wall however. Kash ran into the Locker Room,Funk followed. Terry Funk threw Kash into a wall and on the 4th throw,Kash went through the wall! Kash was then put inside a locker by Funk. Kash got back out however and the fight continued. Funk threw Kash into a HOT shower,and it burned Kash and he came out and got a clothesline from Funk. Funk then threw Kash into a Bathroom,and Kash came out and suffered a DDT on a Chair for the pin.

Winner and New Hardcore Champion:Terry Funk via Pinfall

 

After the match,Cactus Jack stormed into the locker room and Double-Arm DDTed Funk. Cactus took a paper out of his pocket and threw it at Funk. Cactus then Double-Arm DDTed Kid Kash for good measure.

 

Hulk Hogan & Randy Savage vs Vince Mcmahon & Rico

-Hogan never tagged in Savage. Hogan just beat the shit outta Vince & Rico. Hogan gets 4 Leg Drops on Vince for the pin.

Winners:Hulk Hogan & Randy Savage

 

Randy Savage & Hulk Hogan shook hands after the match but Savage attacked Hogan! He piledrove Hogan then hit his Elbow Drop. Vince Mcmahon smiles and he goes to hug Savage but Savage nails Mcmahon with a punch. He then goes to the top rope again,and nails another Elbow Drop,this time on Vince Mcmahon.

 

X-Division Championship

"The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels© vs CM Punk

-CM Punk had it won after a PunkEffect but Amazing Red came out and took him out. Then Red took out Daniels for good measure.

Winner:None via Red's Interference

 

Eric Bischoff comes out and announces Chris Daniels© vs Amazing Red vs CM Punk -X-Division Championship Ladder Match at Slamboree!

 

MAIN EVENT

World Heavyweight Championship Steel Cage Match

Rules:You can win by Pin,Submission,or Escaping the cage.

AJ Styles© vs Triple H

-Styles & HHH had a wonderful match here. Many false finishs. AJ hits a Styles Clash,lets go of the pin, then hits a Spinal Tap off the top of the cage for the pin.

Winner and Still World Heavyweight Champion:AJ Styles via Pinfall

 

The cage is raised to the ceiling. Cactus Jack comes out pissed,while Styles & HHH leave. "Terry Funk,I want a Title Shot at Slamboree! I want it to be a Hardcore Scaffold Match! Do You except my challenge?"

 

Smackdown signs off the air.

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Hardcore TV #3 Preview

Cactus Jack vs Kid Kash-Hardcore Match. Will Kash get revenge for Cactus's attack on Kash after the Hardcore Championship match on Smackdown? Or will Cactus Jack add Kash's name to a list of names he will go through until he gets Terry Funk?

 

Mordecai vs Farooqq-Another name to the list of victims of Mordecai? Or will Farooqq "Dominate" Mordecai?

 

Brock Lesnar announces his partner for Slamboree!

 

Teddy Hart vs Chris Benoit in another chapter of this faction's war.

 

Batista (w/A-Train) vs Booker T (w/Stevie Ray) to preview the #1 Contendership match on NITRO.

 

X-Division Championship

Christopher Daniels© vs Frankie Kazarian in Kazarian's rematch.

 

Ron "The Truth" Killings vs Stone Cold Steve Austin.

 

Shawn Michaels vs Ultimate Warrior.

 

Scott Hall vs Billy Gunn in another chapter of the 3LK & KLIQ feud.

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Hardcore TV #3

 

Ron "The Truth" Killings vs Stone Cold Steve Austin

-Austin didn't show up. Killings wins.

Winner via No-Show:Ron Killings

 

Mordecai vs Farooqq

-Mordecai squashes Farooqq with 7 Crucifxs for the pin.

Winner via Pinfall:Mordecai

 

3LK/Kliq Grudge Match

Billy Gunn vs Scott Hall

-Scott Hall kicks Gunn's ass for the entire match. But BG James runs down and hits a few punches but not even that can help Gunn. 2 Outsider's Edges for the pin.

Winner via Pinfall:Scott Hall

 

Brock Lesnar comes down to the ring. "You know,I left the NFL because I missed wrestling! But I'm here to announce that my partner is....." The Lights go out. Lights turn back on and Brett Favre is in the ring with a chair. BAM. Chair shot to Lesnar. Suddenly Stone Cold comes down and STUNNER to Favre! Austin helps Lesnar up and they HUG?! Lesnar picks up Favre and hits a F-5.

 

Shawn Michaels vs Evolution Grudge Match

Shawn Michaels vs Ultimate Warrior

-HBK kicked Warrior's ass all over the building. HBK gets the pin after hitting a elbow drop on Warrior.

Winner via Pinfall:Shawn Michaels

 

Booker T vs A-Train(Batsita's plane was cancelled.

-Booker T dominated A-Train. Booker hits a Bookend,Scissor's Kick,and Harlem Hangover for the pin.

Winner via Pinfall:Booker T

 

Team Canada vs Canadian Foundation Grudge Match

Teddy Hart vs Chris Benoit

-This was a great,great match for a game. 16 German Suplexs in a row for the pin by Benoit.

Winner via Pinfall:Chris Benoit

 

X-Division Championship

Chris Daniels© vs Frankie Kazarian

-Daniels & Kazarian fight back and forth for about 20 minutes before Chris Daniels hits the Angel's Wings for the pin.

Winner via Pinfall:Chris Daniels

 

Watch Raw #4 for such matches as Diamond Dallas Page vs British Bulldog,Mordecai vs Farooqq & John Bradshaw Layfield,and Ricky Steamboat vs Randy Savage.