Memorable BAD quotes.

[Guest dreamer420]

and doing a bad job...

[Guest Redhawk]

Cole has kids?

Actually, Cole said that his NEPHEW was asking him "Why won't Tazz return Daddy's phone calls?"

 

So that means that Michael Cole's brother or brother-in-law was the one who was friends with Tazz.

 

Another bad quote...

 

When Brock Lesnar got up in Ric Flair's face a couple weeks ago and said "You're in the wrong year, with the wrong guy..." It wasn't what he said, but he sounded a lot less scary than I think he's supposed to sound. It was like Michael Jackson's voice on Ivan Drago's body.

[Guest thefrenchargel]

At 92 Summerslam and at 96 Survivor Series, Vince McMahon called an Inverted Atomic Drop a Reverse Piledrive. Not pile driver, Piledrive.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

A recent tag match, from JR

'it might have been tazz (that did that), there's two teams in this match'

 

I guess that could cause some confusion.

[Guest The Superstar]

On that fateful day, 1/7/02, when HHH returned.

 

"Just in case you've forgotten, let me tell you just in the who the hell I am."

 

Huh?

[Guest kingkamala]

Did anyone say the quote from I think the Tables match at Royal Rumble 2000:

 

"That is some erection destruction"-

JR after Matt Hardy goes through a table

[Guest What?!]

From Royal Rumble 1999

 

"The Rock has handcuffs. What's he going to do with them?"

 

- Michael Cole

 

Gee, I wonder what he's going to do with them too Michael.

[Guest lomasmoney]

This one was from heat like two weeks ago

 

Steve Richards goes for the move where the heel jumps off the top into the guys boot.

 

Coach: Hey Richards 1785 called they want their telegraph machine back

[Guest What?!]

I wasn't listening so I never heard this quote, but it was on Jay Bower's column.

 

"When he isn't wrestling, Billy Kidman enjoys JETsk-eeee-ing and listening to rap music." - Michael Cole

[Guest Redhawk]

I love Booker T, but he said something pretty dumb last week:

 

"Like my Daddy said, 'Get some want some, you better be bad enough to take some.'"

[Guest Masked Heel]

Today on Raw it wasn't on mic but before Big Show chokeslamed Booker T through the table he yelled J.R. you had better move you barbecue sauce

[Guest crandamaniac]

Anybody pick up on Vince saying he was gonna offer the new GM's his "unqualified" advice?

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

“I want to correct myself: It was Wrestlemania VI, not Wrestlemania III. Wrestlemania III was right here in Chicago.”

 

-JR, on when Hogan fought Warrior, 7/21/02

[Guest dreamer420]

he spoke about hogan/warrior, said it was wrestlemania 3 and then paused, which had to have been where someone told him it was wrestlemania 6. i laughed at jr saying WHATEVER!

[Guest deadbeater]

how about jerry lawler's idea to start a "she's a fat ass" chant towards Molly on Raw this past monday.

That is the worst angle ever. Now they created a monster because nobody wants to talk about Trish anymore, they want Molly, and Jerry's chopped liver. (Always want to say that.)

 

It got even funnier as Trish was so obsessed with Molly's ass (and who wouldn't, man or woman) that she would lose her Women's title for it. Then the next week, Trish was acting like she caught a whopper when she pulled down Molly's pants to reveal the most beautiful BUTT in wrestling. Good acting, though she and Jerry still got caught in a lie.

 

Stupid announcers, they completely forgot about announcing skills and are kept in rapture over Molly's BUTT. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

Posted on Jul 22 2002, 07:55 AM

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“I want to correct myself: It was Wrestlemania VI, not Wrestlemania III. Wrestlemania III was right here in Chicago.”

 

-JR, on when Hogan fought Warrior, 7/21/02

 

The best part about that was that Vengeance was held in Detroit, not Chicago. JR didn't even know where he was!

[Guest Redhawk]

Chyna was cutting a promo on Ken Shamrock that basically revolved around how she was in a bad mood since she was on her period. The entire promo was horrible, but towards the end she said something like, "Every 28 days I get a little cranky, and today's Day Number 29."

[Guest papacita]

Chyna was cutting a promo on Ken Shamrock that basically revolved around how she was in a bad mood since she was on her period. The entire promo was horrible, but towards the end she said something like, "Every 28 days I get a little cranky, and today's Day Number 29."

That was the greatest promo EVER!!!!!!!!

 

 

EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

"I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT!!!! I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!!!!!" -Bischoff

 

Wasn't a bad quote, but it had me dying.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GREATEST PROMO EVER!!!!!!!!!

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

The next big single from SD! Records:

 

Bischoff: I will knock you out!

LL Cool J: Mama said knock you out!

Bischoff: I will knock you out!

LL Cool J: Mama said knock you out!

 

Smell the ratings!

[Guest JMFabiano524]

Great thread! I can't resist but add a few of my own that I believe weren't mentioned:

 

- Booker T (in the Hungry Man commercial): "A whole pound of food men love: fried chicken...."

 

- Jeff Hardy, after running in on a William Regal/Chris Nowinski interview, faces the camera and delivers the soon to be immortal quotation, "Owghfhvbn frdhjfbnfvchj dskfdfsfjdsm! HJfrhjfjfdefd!" (Well that's the closest I can come to transcribing it)

 

- And speaking of incoherent people, there is one Ultimate Warrior moment I will absolutely never forget. It was during a spot on a Wrestling Challenge leading up to WM6, where they did a special report with dueling interviews with Hogan and Warrior. Basically, Warrior opens up his interview by breathing heavy and grunting while turning slowly towards the camera. When he faces it, he says the following, "Shiatit Woyah! Schmernen an schwarrrrrrrrrr hell! Mistintity!" And unlike the Hardy gibberish, this is EXACTLY what I heard.

 

- Albert, in the line that I will forever remember him for, explains his turn on Scotty: "YOU MADE ME DANCE FOR SIX MONTHS!!!!!!!"

 

- And now, the first of two quotes I recently heard for the first time (well, in 14 years at least) when watching a tape of the November '88 Saturday Night's Main Event. Hacksaw Jim Duggan is cutting a promo about a flag match he has coming up on the show against Boris Zukhov. Somehow the conversation turns to Dino Bravo, and Hacksaw refers to his "flag with those fleur things!" Gene tells them that the name is "fleur de lis," and then Duggan goes on to remark that "they look like SQUASHED FROGS to me! And that is what Dino Bravo will look like, tough guy!" But oh, it gets better. The interview goes back to the match with Zukhov, and Gene brings up the prospect of the Soviet flag being raised. Hacksaw, not out of wit yet, responds with this deep, thoughtful query: "That's a flag? I thought it was a sign for a HARDWARE STORE!"

 

- And here's the second SNME quote. Andre the Giant, who earlier, was cost a chance at winning the WWF title from Randy Savage because of Jake Roberts scaring him with Damian, is with Jesse, basically lamenting his failure to get the title. He then threatens Jake by saying, "And next time, don't bring that thing in the ring!" Which naturally leads Jesse to comment, "I can't believe that you're afraid of a snake!" Now, this part you have to imagine in Andre's voice to get the humor, as Andre grabs and shakes Jesse and yells "I'M NOT AFRAID OF A SNAKE!" Then, he attempts to give the image of being calm by saying slowly, and with the following inflection, "I'm not afraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid of that!"

 

Now, I notice this thread is not only for "so bad they're funny" quotes, but also quotes that were just bad and/or wrong. To that end is one of the few times I found Rock truly boneheaded. It was a 2000 PPV, whichever had him defending the WWF title against Chris Benoit. In the shows preceding this, Benoit had been jumping Rock everywhere. Shane McMahon comes out for an interview during the PPV, during which Rock comes out demanding to know where Benoit is. He names places he think he may be hiding, and then ends by wondering if he will attack him "from the rafters." Now I might have been putting too much thought into this one, but given Benoit's Canadian heritage and all, that one was way too creepy for me. And I sincerely hope that comment was not intended to be a reference to Over the Edge '99, despite the eerie coincidence. Again, I am probably thinking too hard, but who can say?

 

J.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

i remember RR (90?) when Bravo had an early number like 2 or 3 and when he was coming down the aisle he could be heard to say

'yeah! i'm gonna go through all 30 of em!'

[Guest Drury37]

It was at WWF WrestleMania VI,it was the interview when the Ultimate Warrior did the most electrifying moves in sports entertainment,the SPINAMOONEY!!!At the end of the interview the Warrior goes I have come here to do no one no harm but only to join the Warrior's and Hulkamaniac's and join them and they shall live FOREVER(A)!!!

Thanks.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

- Albert, in the line that I will forever remember him for, explains his turn on Scotty: "YOU MADE ME DANCE FOR SIX MONTHS!!!!!!!"

 

Scotty's the REAL HIGHER POWER!!!!! BAH GAWT, GAWD HAVE MERCY AHN AHR DUBYADUBYAEE SOULSSSSS!!

 

On-Topic, I'd like to remind you all of JR's crusade to preserve our WWE Souls (TM, World Wrestling Entertainment Inc.).

[Guest Thunder]

I don't know if it has been said yet, but I saw it on some ECW tape. It was Steve Austin vs. Mikey Whipwreck.

 

*Austin gives the audience the finger*

 

Joey Styles "You're not going to make a career out of flipping people off Steve."

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

I thought that that was dubbed in later for the DVD's when Joey redid the commentary to make it soom more relevant and less like pieces ripped out of ECW TV episodes (i. e. erase references to ongoing feuds, etc.)

[Guest Drury37]

Does anyone remember the pre match interview with Gene Okerlund and Hulk Hogan from WWF Tuesday In Texas and at the end of the interview Hogan does his usual Whatcha gonna do catch phrase and after that instead of the usual possing or walking away he goes YA YA YA!!It was like for no reason either.Another one is from WWF WrestleMania VI when Sherri and Savage loss to Sapphire and Rhodes,Savage is talking about them having Miss Elizabeth and Savage goes you better get on the phone and call somebody.Watching that now I feel like saying it's the Queen of the WWF Sherri and the King Randy Savage we are Sherri and Savage!!!

Thanks.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

it's not a quote, but i think it was a ppv in 98 when vader was cutting an interview (and a pretty bad one) with sunny, and right next to them hawk wondered through this door, looked like 'oh fuck' and went back in.

[Guest Redhawk]

I remember turning to WCW one night and hearing Hulk Hogan spewing some nonsense about Yappapi strap matches and Native Americans and stuff. Anyone remember that promo?

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Oh, lord. The legendary "Apple Pie" strap match...I remember this. Hogan, "fresh" from returning, was feuding with Ric Flair. They signed a strap match for Uncensored. On one Nitro before it, Hogan gave a LONNNNNNG, crazy promo to provide build up. It was so long, a friend of mine says he fell asleep during it and woke up before it was over...

[Guest HartFan86]

it's not a quote, but i think it was a ppv in 98 when vader was cutting an interview (and a pretty bad one) with sunny, and right next to them hawk wondered through this door, looked like 'oh fuck' and went back in.

Same thing happened to Rock/Pat Patterson. Rock was cutting a promo, Patterson walked out of this door, looked at the camera like "Shit", and went back in his room.