Guest Jericholic82 Report post Posted May 1, 2002 someone posted this in the wwf folder under JR's funniest quotes so I thought I'd repost it hear quote "During No Way Out 2001, Austin Vs HHH... Lawler: "You put that sledgehammer under there for Austin!" JR: "AAARRRRRGGGGHHH YAH DUMBASS, AH DIDN'T PURRRRRGGGGGHGHHHHHAAGGGAAAA!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted May 1, 2002 Earthquake - "You know how long the boat ride is from America to London? Real far, that's why we took a plane..." That's pretty damn funny. Another one I thought was pretty funny was from the SNME in 92 when Sid turned on Hogan. He was heading to the back when some fan hit him. He then turned to her and said "DON'T YOU TOUCH ME YOU LITTLE WITCH!!! I'LL SLAP YOUR FACE!!!!" Classic just cuz of the way that he said it. Another one from the Raw after Rumble 98: Paul Bearer: (fans chanting "You suck") Well if I do...I MUST BE GOOD!!!! Another funny one from Paul was when he stopped in the middle of a promo and said "DON'T CALL ME FAT BOY LITTLE GIRL!!!" Also, I it always made me laugh hearing HBK try to pronounce "World Wrestling Federation" and mess up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 8, 2002 I remember at wrestlemaina 9 Gorilla Monsoon said to Heenan: "the only gold you have is in your teeth" Heenan responded " What do i look like Japanese" From Last nights Raw Goldust: "If you let me have a drink of your slurpee you can have a bite of my weenier" Thats just classic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 8, 2002 Don't let this thread dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 8, 2002 I'm trying i'm really trying Hey was it just me or on Raw did Lawler say "God loves a thong?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 9, 2002 Earthquake - "You know how long the boat ride is from America to London? Real far, that's why we took a plane..." Wonder if he was involved in the Plane incident? Funny lines from Tazz during his feud with Lawler: "Now coming down to the aisle. At a total combined weight of 132 pounds. Two Fools! AHAHAHA!!!" -Tazz introducing Too Cool "Weighing in at 6000 pounds from the waist down. (Tazz screams in Lawler's ear) RIKISHI! RIKISHI! RIKISHI! RIKISHI!" -Tazz introduces Rikishi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted May 9, 2002 When Tazz came back after his first WWF injury (which basically killed his WWF career) he was like "I hit Rikishi with a camera, and what was the fan's reaction? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What?! Report post Posted May 9, 2002 "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" - Hogan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 9, 2002 The Gaint- You guys like Ddp what do you think he's Santa Claus or something Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 9, 2002 Michael Buffer: "From some unknown part of the planet, considered to be the most dangerous man in the world today, Meng!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 9, 2002 when Big Show and the Rock teamed Big Show pulls Rock out of the ring slaps Rock in the face to tag himself in and Lawler says: wow what a good partner i laughed for like 20 minutes after that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 9, 2002 When did Hogan say "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 10, 2002 "You fans can stick it, brother!" Hulk Hogan when he turned NWO at Bash at the Beach Scott Keith's Biggest Fan Posted on May 09 2002,20:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When did Hogan say "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." On Raw when the Undertaker was telling him to get off his bike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 10, 2002 i'm just remembering all these great bad/funny lines On a Raw back a while ago Kane bodyslammed Rikishi J.R.: That Kane is animal strong King: Rikishi is animal heavy funny, funny shit i laughed so hard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted May 11, 2002 " Those steps weigh 2000 pounds!" - Michael Cole, every FUCKIN time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted May 12, 2002 scott steiner cut a promo in wcw about how he had all the chicks in the arena "mesmermized" by his huge muscles. THAT was funny. i shamelessly stole it from the scott steiner website that another post was shilling, by the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted May 14, 2002 From Novemeber to Remember 95 right before Austin Vs Mikey. Paraphrasing... Austin: I'm gonna be the champ, because I'm Steve Austin, and now, for a short while, you're Eric Bischoff. Joey Styles: Well in that case, kick his ass then...I didn't mean that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Taken from somebody's sig. Sorry, but it was just so funny! "This isn't your traditional steel cage... you can get a finger caught in there." -Micheal Cole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Anybody remember the Paul Bearer/Jerry Lawler locker room convo from 98? Paul: If Taker had come down those stairs he would've seen his mother...1 leg was in New York and the other one was in LA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Joey Styles at some ECW PPV (can't remember which one): "Al Snow got a little head and got some respect. Yeah, I said it. I think it's funny! And i my mom's watching.... [dejected] sorry mom." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Human Fly Report post Posted May 15, 2002 I remember one ECW ppv with Joey and Cyrus with Cyrus talking about how great he is. Cyrus: I know you've been jackyling off for years now Joey Styles Joey Styles: What? My wife gets made if I even look at another woman! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Royal Rumble 2000... The Fink was exiting the ring just before the Bikini Contest... King - Get the hell out of the ring Fink, none of these girls are your type...They're not inflatable! On a nitro... Sid Vicious - If you wanna see me and Goldberg team tonight, GIMMIE A HELL YEAH! LOL ohh that killed me...nice try Sid, really...nice try Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Sid Vicious - If you wanna see me and Goldberg team tonight, GIMMIE A HELL YEAH! LOL ohh that killed me...nice try Sid, really...nice try that wasn't the night after there I Quit match, where sid was walking down the aisle saying "there's a new babyface in town!" ugh! i wanted 2 shoot sid after that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 15, 2002 i loved the "there's a new babyface in town" line. it was cheesy but for sid to say it with that big ass grin on his face was priceless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Bobby Heenan at a WCW PPV in 95: "Que sera, que sera/whatever be will be/jump into my pickup truck, baby/we're off to Bucksnort, Tennessee... I think he was a LITTLE BIT tippsy that night... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 15, 2002 Did he just starting singing that for no reason or was he supposed to sing something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted May 16, 2002 I think it was for no reason because Tony looked at him afterwards with that "Dude, what the fuck?" look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted May 16, 2002 I'm watching one of my tapes from 98, when HBK returned to do commentary. On the Raw where he returns, when D'Lo comes out of the crowd to cost the Outlaws the Tag Belts, Shawn just starts screaming "BLEH! BLEH!! GET HIM D'LO! GET HIM D'LO!!!" Also, later on in the night, when they had the Tag Title rematch with Austin and Taker as the guest enforcers. Paraphrased: HBK: That Road Dogg better get away from me right now...I'll beat you up for what your dad did to me boy! The Bullet fired me...I'm going down there to whip some ass. I'm gonna watch the tape later and see if I can get the exact quote, but it's funny just cuz JR and King are silent through the whole thing...like they're thinking "what the fuck?!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted May 16, 2002 Just remembered another one. From a Raw in 95 or 96... King: Shades of the Great Muhammad Ali! Vince: Yeah. STING LIKE A BUTTERFLY!!!!!!!!!!!....wait a minute.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 17, 2002 I can't remember the exact quote, but Sid told Nash he had "Half the brain you do" or something like that. ah yes! Nash had a good laugh at this one. I believe Sid was supposed to say "You have half the brain I have!" But of course, the truth came out of his mouth. But then again, Scott doesn't have a lot up there either. I think Tiger Driver has that moment on his FTP post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
