Guest sayeitan Report post Posted April 3, 2002 Ghast: the muscular black chick. Yolando? Laqueefa? Generica? No idea on the name. Here's one that takes the cake, and is shockingly little-remembered: On the RAW before WM12, "President" Piper and McMahon get Hart and his challenger, Michaels into the ring for a show of sportsmanship. Piper urges them to shake hands... "You might as well shake hands now, because when this over you're gonna hate each other." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JerryDrake Report post Posted April 3, 2002 "Look at cha hero, look at him, hes beggin, hes beggin, you want me to show you mercy? huh? you want me to show you mercy? Well to bad, ITS GHETTO BLASTER TIME FOO" - Bad News Brown(When he was facing Hogan) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted April 3, 2002 I think one quote from Foley before Summerslam 99 main event.... "Chyna....you bring your ovaries....and I'll bring my...guys..." This, imo, is one of the stupidest lines ever said, but it was hilarious for some reason, 'cause even Foley wasn't sure if that made sense..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted April 4, 2002 Kevin Nash on his first ever Nitro: "So this is where the big boys play, huh? Note the adjective: play. We ain't here to play." Um...Kev, "play" is a verb, actually... And one of my favorites, which was intentional but what the heck... Foley at the 1997 Slammys: "To my wife who's sick at home...YO ADRIAN, I DID IT!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 4, 2002 "Look at the lack of concern on Helen's face! They (Stu & Helen) always hated Owen" - Jerry Lawler, WM 13 Also on that card...UNDERTAKER WON THE TITLE! *YOU RULE 'TAKER* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 4, 2002 Also... Kevin Nash on commentary... Tony - Savat kick my Palumbo... Nash - SA-VAT LIKE KICK, AH-AH! Cracked me up... R-E-S-P-E-C-T Undertaker doesn't expect it, He demands it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 4, 2002 I think just about anything Austin and Angle may say on AustinHHH4Life's picture would be hilarious. Heenan: A treasure trove of hilarity. On Brother Love being eliminated by Sgt. Slaughter in the Gimmick Battle Royale: "Like a soldier beating up a maitre dee!!" On how he would handle Bret if he were Piper at Wrestlemania VIII: "I'd just drag him out back and waffle him with a tire iron!" Later on when Piper had the ring bell... "Hit him! Waffle him with it! You know the old saying, 'what the hell, use the bell!'" As well as just about every single Oklahoma joke he made with JR at Wrestlemania IX. I think Michael Cole saying "(insert name here) has an equalizer!!!!" is hilarious every time. JR: I'm a happily married man. Lawler: Your wife isn't! JR: My doctor has advised I never try the worm again. Good advice. KIDS: Never try the worm, unless you're... um, like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Pidgerii-4q2 Report post Posted April 4, 2002 How could I forget this stupid Hogan line from Wrestlemania IX? On his feelings of the Bret Hart/Yokozuna match - "I looked into the eyes of Bret Hart and I knew brother that the title would be staying in the USA." (I know that's not an exact quote) Screwy finish not withstanding there's no way a match between Canada's Bret Hart and "Japan's" Yokozuna could result in the title staying in the US Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 4, 2002 Here's two that haven't been mentioned yet : Pat Patterson gives Rikishi the infamous skidmark stinkface... JR - "It must smell like mouldy old fruit!" Geddit? HA HA HA! Chris Benoit v Rock, Fully Loaded 2000... JR - "That's one! Two! Three suplexes! They're German!" For some reason it really cracked me up... Ah well. Thus endedth my first post... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted April 4, 2002 Booker T: I'm a 5 time WCW champion, sucka! RVD: Wow! You lost the WCW title 5 times? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted April 4, 2002 JR for the Patterson/Brisco evening gown match: "Patterson's locker room is disguised as a closet and he just came out of it!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 4, 2002 WM6 just after the Andre Haku vs Demolition Tag title match Mean Gene: Where do you get the ba... Guts to Slap Andre? Bobby Heenan: I'll tell you where I get the ba.. Guts Kinda funny how Mean Gene had to censor himself and Bobby Played right into it with his response Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted April 5, 2002 i just watched survivor series....man... (after trish wins women's title) JR: well, she came in the back door, and i bet you'd like that woudn't you paul? OUCH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted April 5, 2002 Here's one from Jerry Lawler. I can't remember the PPV it was on but him and JR were talking about the IC title. "it was a steamy night in rio de janeiro when pat patterson became the first intercontinental champion" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted April 5, 2002 One of the highest rated matches in wrestling history.....Patterson & Brisco vs The Mean Street Posse in a Loser Leaves WWF match. After the match, Patterson takes his shirt off and starts doing Hogan's posing to "Real American" and JR says... "Can you believe he's single fellas" JR LOVES to pick on Patterson's gayness. Dames - Is Single Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted April 5, 2002 Patterson must not mind so much if he continually let's JR make fun of him on air. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 5, 2002 Ok here are my favorite Rock lines: (in no order) 1. Kurt do you think you're special because you've cashed in on the services of Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, a two dollar, no, fifty cents, no, Buy Two Get One Free Does Anybody Have Change For A Nickel, Grade A Slut!!!!!!! 2."The night after you won King of the Ring you got on your knees and said this....(in a little kids voice) Oh dear God, you see my name is Billy and I just won King of the Ring, yet everybody still thinks that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!!!!!!!.""The heavens opened up and God himself spoke to you, Bob..(but my name's Billy), It Doesn't Matter what your name is!!" 3. "You CUT THE ROCK OFF AT SECOND BASE!!!" 4."Booker T....hair done by a Whoopi...Shane McMahon still a pussy" 5.Mick Foley, you aren't going through the Spanish announce table. The Rock is putting your ass directly thought the English announce table. Then, he's gonna go down the Rock's row. English announce table. Spanish announce table. French announce table. Ho Chi Ming Pow Chinese announce table." 6.Talking about the Big Show: "....From the time you music hits "Well it's the big slow"... And every single Rock fan stops, pauses and takes a look and they all say this: I'm gonna take a leak this guy sucks!!!" 7.At the Royal Rumble:"The people that the Rock should really be afraid of are... Crash Holly and... and Headbanger Mosh." 8.Sometime 1998 - Rock is doing commentary with JR and the King while SCSA wrestles ?. The fans are clearly chanting "AUSTIN, AUSTIN, AUSTIN" and the Rock says..."Listen to the Millions and Millions of the Rock's fans chanting his name!" The ultra-heel Rocky then starts chanting along "Rocky, Rocky, Rocky" into the mic. 9. "Bring the entire Y2J family, whether it's Chris Jericho's daddy, Chris Jericho's mama, Uncle Joe Jericho with the glass eye, or maybe Grandpa Jimmy Jack Jericho with the Iron Lung, or even Grandma Jezebel Jericho with the Double X Dirty Panties. Bring them all!" 10.The one just before Fully Loaded (I think it was 1999) where he told HHH that "You weren't held back because you said goodbye to your little jabroni friends at Madison Square Garden; you were held back because you absolutely suck!". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 5, 2002 Here are some find quotes from our buddy, Jim Ross... Royal Rumble 2001 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" No Way Out 2001 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" Wrestlemania 2001 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" Backlash 2001 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" Man, and they say he is repetitive? NEVER! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 6, 2002 Not sure of this but I think I recall Tank Abbot holding a knife to someones throat on a WCW ppv and screaming out "I could Fucking Kill you" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 6, 2002 Don't think anyone's mentioned this one. Comes from a '98 Raw, during Mark Henry and Chyna's "date". Owen Hart was doing commentary after one of the vignettes. Owen: Mark's a smooth guy. I bet he'll take her home, dim the lights, and put on some Marvin Gay. King: Did you just say that Mark Henry was gay? A lot of sexual humor round these parts, isn't there. Might as well add another. Trish: I know that you're all here for my T&A. So here it is... Test and Albert... T&A. I love Trish, but that was brutal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 6, 2002 WCW Nitro: March 10, 1997 The crowd seems to be almost dead silent except for a couple faint whispers here and there and Lex Luger (along with The Giant and the Steiner Brothers) is doing an interview with Mean Gene Okerland...Lex Luger says, "Gene, it's so loud out here that I can hardly hear you!" After he said that, then the fans started to cheer loudly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted April 6, 2002 From sometime in1997 during the ECW invasion of Raw, Paul E. and Lawler were having a debate, and Lawler apparently used some shoot comment (Can't remember what he said). Paul: "You want to shoot on me? Lawler: "I'm shooting on you." Paul (not exact): "You're such a disgrace your own children don't call themselves 'Lawler'!" Great angle that died a premature death, IMO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 6, 2002 i'm not sure if this one's been said but... on the RAW when Austin was made CEO of the WWF in 1999, and he gave any matchup to the Union that they wanted, (you know, when test asked steph out), Ken Shamrock asks for a match with Vince in an octagon(i think). Anyway Shamrock explains the match by stating: 'Vince, you used me! Well now I'm going to ABUSE YOU!' The idea of Shamrock abusing Vince McMahon has haunted me for the last three years, thank god Steve Blackman interfered in the match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 6, 2002 I can't believe I forgot this one. Steve Blackman's classic catchphrase that helped create an empire. The only thing better than dumb idiot or I'll eat your lunch. I give you "It's party time!" Indeed, Lethal Weapon, indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted April 6, 2002 At the Raw in Baton Rouge, October 1st, 2001. Rock going off on the Dudleyz. "So bring BuhBuh Ray Dudley, bring D-Von Dudley... Bring Dunce-cap-Dudley, who still hasn't passed the third grade, hell, it could be Diarhea Dudley with the bladder problem, it could be great great grandpa dingleberry-dudley HIMSELF!" (not an exact quote, as best as I remember it) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 6, 2002 "Then, he's gonna go down the Rock's row. English announce table. Spanish announce table. French announce table. Ho Chi Ming Pow Chinese announce table." I almost posted this one but I was not sure if anyone else would remember it. "Bring the entire Y2J family, whether it's Chris Jericho's daddy, Chris Jericho's mama, Uncle Joe Jericho with the glass eye, or maybe Grandpa Jimmy Jack Jericho with the Iron Lung, or even Grandma Jezebel Jericho with the Double X Dirty Panties. Bring them all!" *flat out dies* When did this happen? I cannot believe I missed it. That is hysterical. "Here are some find quotes from our buddy, Jim Ross... Royal Rumble 2001 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" No Way Out 2001 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" Wrestlemania 2001 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" Backlash 2001 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" Man, and they say he is repetitive? NEVER!" You forgot one: Anytime since Austin won the championship belt - STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted April 6, 2002 from smackdown, last night: vince: since your first name is hardcore, bob holly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted April 6, 2002 I hate it when JR tries to show that he knows what sports teams play in the city they're in. For example: (In Chicago): "He hit him like Brian Urlacher would hit a running back." (In Milwaukee): "That was like a Ray Allen jump shot." (In St. Louis): "That went farther than one of Mark McGwire's home runs." These aren't actual quotes, but you get the picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vyce Report post Posted April 6, 2002 Not sure of this but I think I recall Tank Abbot holding a knife to someones throat on a WCW ppv and screaming out "I could Fucking Kill you" I remember that. Jesus, did they ever get the camera off of him quick after that. Probably because if they knew anything about Tank, he probably half-meant what he said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebear Report post Posted April 6, 2002 And You thought this post was dead... Maybe we should run a tournament for best Memorable Bad Quote *L*... anyways, I think it was Summerslam 93... The Steiners were fighting the Heavenly Bodies, and Rick And Scott's "Family" were in the crowd... Help me out here, but I believe his "sister" called him by the wrong name... can anyone help me out.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
