WWE signs Kenzo Suzuki's wife

[notJames]

Yeah, back in the day Miss Elizabeth was all respected and stuff...today the fanbase won't respect a woman like that, they'll just want to look at her jugs and tell their friends how they'd give 'em the Shocker.

"Give 'em the Shocker"? I've never heard that term before.....

The Shocker...

 

... two in the pink, one in the stink. Think of it as the Mattitude sign turned into a sexual act.

 

Now, let us never speak of it again.

[AndrewTS]

Plenty of joshi workers are very hot and many do nude shoots all the time.  Sounds right up Vince's alley.

Actually, no... It's common knowledge that Vince doesn't care for women who have bared it all before signing with the WWE. (Exception being Nidia, who was a stripper before winning Tough Enough.)

If they've bared it already in Japan, then it's unlikely that many Stateside has seen it.

 

Besides, Vince re-hired Sable after she'd already posed twice.

 

Anyway, there are a lot of attractive joshi wrestlers today, but they'd just be taking heat off Gail Kim. We don't need ANOTHER pretty chinese-japanese-korean-etc. when we have Gail.

 

Gail's a wrestler (*chuckle*) and hasn't really been portrayed as a valet/sex symbol so that's a bit different. What heat, anyway?

 

(Just like we didn't need another dumb blonde when we have Torrie - but that's a different story altogether)

 

and Miss Jackie, Sable, Stacey, etc.

 

But I'd mark out for Manami Toyota and/or Meiko Satomura, though. 

 

I'd think Vince would be more interested in Cutie Suzuki myself. She'd retired, but some nice money, a valet job where she rarely wrestles--Vince might go for that.

 

I thought Toyota was retired, though? Pic of Meiko, plz?

[Guest Rob Edwards]

The better question is: would the WWE be interested in any Joshi workers? Unless they were smoking hot, I doubt they'd even give it a 2nd thought.

 

Current WWWA champion Ayako Hamada has actually said she WANTS to work there in the past, but up until now hasn't been able to thanks to WWE's age restrictions on female talent. She's past that age now but I think (read hope) she's seen sense and sticks with Zenjo

 

They could have got Michiko Ohmukai  for cheap I'm sure

 

 

Nah, Ohmukai would be pretty pricey, she coruns a group (M's Style) and has turned down NJPW offers to be Chono's valet on many occasions

 

But I'd mark out for Manami Toyota and/or Meiko Satomura, though. 

 

Manami's getting a bit porky now. Meikos never been that attractive

 

I'd think Vince would be more interested in Cutie Suzuki myself. She'd retired, but some nice money, a valet job where she rarely wrestles--Vince might go for that.

 

She's making plenty of money doing other things from what I hear, not sure she needs the job. Kayo Noumi who's just retired might be a good bet. She's hot and wouldn't cost much

 

Pic of Meiko, plz?

 

 

 

Takako Inoue actually worked a dark match for WWE the other week as more detail is available on here , sounds like it was probably a one shot deal though

 

Rob

[Guest thatdude21601]

Kayo Noumi would be fine with me too. LoL.