The One and Only Raw Thread (May 10, 2004)

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Jazz actually looked more like Mike Tyson than Rodney Mack with her hair pulled back. How horrible.

 

 

Is it a crime in womens wrestling to have women who can do believable punches and kicks?

[razazteca 0]

easy solution to break that hold is to drop Kim on her head by falling backwords!

 

Tequila Sunrise!

[Guest Trivia247]

Tequila Sunrise!

[AndrewTS 0]

This Raw is definitely falling far below expectations.

[Markme123 0]

Nidia just doesn't look right

 

Gail wins again!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

So Gail has gone from Lucha Libre high flyer to grounded submission specialist? I guess that's for the best really.

[Guest sean pyro]

face champ taps out again

[razazteca 0]

Do we really need a redneck update?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Here comes the horror of Smackdown! The Fake Heart Attack! The New (Woman) Cruiserweight Champion! The continued push of Bradshaw!

 

Honestly, does anyone actually care for any of the shit that happend on SD this week?

[Guest Trivia247]

So Gail has gone from Lucha Libre high flyer to grounded submission specialist? I guess that's for the best really.

Until she can learn to balance on the ropes without Slipping and breaking something.

[Guest Choken One]

why must they admit this show even exist.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Bradshaw should have used the heart punch on Eddy's mother, causing her to have a heart attack

[AndrewTS 0]

Give me a fucking break...

 

Yeah, remind us watching Raw that SD sucks black pornstar dick.

[razazteca 0]

Is the morale to this update.......Mexicans hate Rednecks?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

I have no idea what happened on SD last week and to be honest I'm not really dying to find out either.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Eddy's mother didn't get checked up in time, causing her to have a heart attack

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Bradshaw should have used the heart punch on Eddy's mother, causing her to have a heart attack

He'd probably slip and give her a stomach-ache.

[razazteca 0]

Give me a fucking break...

 

Yeah, remind us watching Raw that SD sucks black pornstar dick.

Sean Michaels?

[Guest Trivia247]

why must they admit this show even exist.

Because thats the Maximum Effort the WWE creative team Wants to give to Smackdown to promote or make it better some 3 minute blurb on their "A" show

[LaParkaMarka 0]

I enjoyed the women's match. When did they go all groundy submission?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

This is the worst rap ever....and it's been said every week for months now. Rhyming man with man is uncreative or just lazy.

[razazteca 0]

So Gail has gone from Lucha Libre high flyer to grounded submission specialist?  I guess that's for the best really.

Until she can learn to balance on the ropes without Slipping and breaking something.

Its more like Gail Kim went from technico to rudo.

[Guest Choken One]

I enjoyed the women's match. When did they go all groundy submission?

When Finlay discovered he could catch a peek by teaching various bridged submissions.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I'm actually begging for those Final Fantasy X-2 commercials than seeing these fucking Burger King commercials every break.

[Guest Fook]

I enjoyed the women's match. When did they go all groundy submission?

When Melenko discovered he could catch a peek by teaching various bridged submissions.

Good old Dean. He makes women's matches appealing to both smarks and marks.

[Guest Choken One]

fuuuck trish looking delicious

[Guest Trivia247]

When was the last time the steel cage match altered someones career?

[Guest Fook]

Wow. HHH, Jericho, and now Christian.

 

Who doesn't have a title shot next week?

[Guest Choken One]

When was the last time the steel cage match altered someones career?

Foley.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

When was the last time the steel cage match altered someones career?

Foley when he nearly killed himself in HIAC.

 

Edit: Whoops, thats not an actual cage.

 

 

Edit 2: God, Damn Lita sucks.