Non-Spoiler SD match listings

[JoeDirt]

Velocity:

 

1) Mark Jindrak vs. Spike Dudley

2) Akio vs. Scotty 2 Hotty

3) Bashams vs. London and Kidman

 

Smackdown:

 

1) RVD vs. D-Von Dudley

2) Jacqueline vs. Chavo Sr.

3) Nunzio and Stamboli vs. Booker T

4) Rico vs. Hardcore Holly

5) Cena vs. Sakoda

6) JBL vs. Rey Misterio

[JoeDirt]

And as an added note, only one more match was officially added to the card, bringing the total to four.

[TheFranchise]

2) Jacqueline vs. Chavo Sr.

Not read the spoilers, but i can't see the crowd being hot here.

[Just John]

Yikes, nothing on that show makes me want to watch. I will, but I'll probably be let down even with my low expectations.

 

RVD vs. D-Von? I can't see that being too exciting other than the guaranteed top-rope neckbreaker spot these two always use.

 

Jackie vs. Chavo Sr? What a joke. Fuck the bookers for putting the CW title on the most un-over employee.

 

FBI vs. Booker? Probably not a squash like Taker, but Book will still win. Crowds are never hot for heel/heel matches, though.

 

Rico vs. Hardcore? *sigh*

 

Cena vs. Sakoda? Typical Cena squash. Probably a "rap" making fun of Japanese people too.

 

JBL vs. Mysterio? Rey suffers the fate of El Gran Luchador. With him pulling jobber duty, one must wonder why the CW title wasn't put back on him.

[JoeDirt]

I don't know, man...if Jackie/Chavo Sr. doesn't hit **** I'll be pretty disappointed.

 

 

(Do I even need to put the winking icon there?)