Things that make me feel like an asshole...

[Guest Dids]

Finding out my sister got a DUI and has a drinking problem the day after I got high for the first time and really fucking liked it.

 

Stupid sister, raining on my substance abuse parade.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

She needs to talk to CWM!

[Guest Dids]

Totally. CWM, she's in Bellingham, WA make the drive south.

 

From what my Mom said it isn't that she drinks too much, is that when she drinks she "makes bad decisions". Which I think is code for "fucks random dudes" which isn't something you want to hear about your little sister.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

From what my Mom said it isn't that she drinks too much, is that when she drinks she "makes bad decisions". Which I think is code for "fucks random dudes" which isn't something you want to hear about your little sister.

I am willing to console her in this desperate time.

[Guest Dids]

I'm sure you'd be a better choice that her typical fair. Is your ex-wife a crack whore?

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I once got a blowjob from a cokehead I met online.

[Guest Dids]

Close enough:

 

"I like you David Schwimmer, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I hope my girlfriend is as understanding as your mom.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Totally. CWM, she's in Bellingham, WA make the drive south.

 

From what my Mom said it isn't that she drinks too much, is that when she drinks she "makes bad decisions". Which I think is code for "fucks random dudes" which isn't something you want to hear about your little sister.

How old is your sister again?

 

jk.

 

I can totally relate man. There's some really good clinics in that area so hopefully she can get in there and things will work out.

[Ripper]

I hope my girlfriend is as understanding as your mom.

You were on a break..

 

 

 

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